Oulton 21st March

[moanthebairns]

gwm said:

MTB is telling fibs, he was all protein shakes and fruit last weekend.

This is true. I can't eat and ride a bike. Or I can't eat a big meal and ride one so I take a protein shake on a track day or when I'm out for a big ride.

Works wonders.

[moanthebairns]

theshrew said:

mckeann said:

Tim85 said:

Yeah I spent from 20 to 28 at the gym trying to be like all the big kids. Went from 10.5 stone to 16 and now I want to loose it all again as I cant be arsed gyming everyday and actually want to feel healthy for once rather than weazy and achy all the time. Trouble is running/cycling/swimming and climbing takes so much more effort than an hour in the gym grunting and rolling things around.
Moanthebairns I hate people like you. I had a small packet of sweets after my tea. I'll of gained half a stone overnight now.

Tim, don't be jealous of MTB, you obviously haven't met him

Don't dis MTB, Goldilocks and the Three Bears av got his back init bra.

I was in a van to Croft and mckeann polished off a whole bag of jaffas before the sun was up.

I am carrying a bit of a gut now. I look like a starved Ethiopian who's belly has swollen up from not eating with the string for arms and legs.

That's my winter padding. The second the sun comes out and it's warm I move a bit more and it goes.

Edited by moanthebairns on Thursday 2nd April 09:29

[Fleegle]

Can you delete that last bit please

[moanthebairns]

Fleegle said:

Can you delete that last bit please

sorry if that offended, I really am.

[Fleegle]

moanthebairns said:

Fleegle said:

Can you delete that last bit please

sorry if that offended, I really am.

Thanks Alex

[steve954]

moanthebairns said:

Today I've had wheatabix with a tablespoon of sugar
Toast and jam
Apple orange and banana
Two packets of monster munch
A ripple
A chunky kit kat
Angel cake
A big Mac and chips
Jelly tots
Drumstick chewy sweeties
Ben and jerris baked alaska
And a few cans of irn bru.

And I'm only 11 stone 8 and do fk all Bar smoke and watch tele.

and that is why you are only 11 st8!

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

Today I've had wheatabix with a tablespoon of sugar
Toast and jam
Apple orange and banana
Two packets of monster munch
A ripple
A chunky kit kat
Angel cake
A big Mac and chips
Jelly tots
Drumstick chewy sweeties
Ben and jerris baked alaska
And a few cans of irn bru.

And I'm only 11 stone 8 and do fk all Bar smoke and watch tele.

That'll not stop like that for ever eating that way, right up until I was 47 years old I was around 13.5 stonte.

Stopped smoking and started liking food then I was up 2 stone within 10 months.

I have managed to get back down to 14.5 stone but I have trained non stop for 6 months and eaten like a mouse.

Shagging every night like a porn star doesn't make you loose weight either, it just makes you tired.

[moanthebairns]

steve954 said:

moanthebairns said:

Today I've had wheatabix with a tablespoon of sugar
Toast and jam
Apple orange and banana
Two packets of monster munch
A ripple
A chunky kit kat
Angel cake
A big Mac and chips
Jelly tots
Drumstick chewy sweeties
Ben and jerris baked alaska
And a few cans of irn bru.

And I'm only 11 stone 8 and do fk all Bar smoke and watch tele.

and that is why you are only 11 st8!

I'm Scottish what do you expect.

Friday was pizza hut
Saturday was pizza hut
Sunday was a chippy
Monday mcd's
Tuesday mince and tatties and a pie at the football
Wednesday mcd's
Tonight mcd's.

The worst thing ever was falkirk fc being sponsored by mcd's. My season ticket gets me a big Mac meal for two quid. It's cheaper than making stuff. It's paid for itself the season ticket

[hebegb]

21 March - nearly two weeks ago , and we've reached this stage of input ... I think we're done - let'sget back to real life anyone ?
Lockdown - mods - surely - please ...!

[Fleegle]

Graham - you need to understand BB doesn't work this way. Title and date says one thing .......content will go at a tangent within one day..........It's all a ploy to draw you in

[moanthebairns]

hebegb said:

21 March - nearly two weeks ago , and we've reached this stage of input ... I think we're done - let'sget back to real life anyone ?
Lockdown - mods - surely - please ...!

are you going to Anglesey

[theshrew]

Agreed - On that note you lot are a gang of Super bike chumps.

Get yourselves signed up for that Mini Moto race night.

Same track same machinery Winner = NW BB King

Only Tim and myself are brave enough to sign up against the up and coming legend that is Tom.

PS If you don't win I'm sure you can all take the piss out of me for being so rubbish.

[SAS Tom]

theshrew said:

Agreed - On that note you lot are a gang of Super bike chumps.

Get yourselves signed up for that Mini Moto race night.

Same track same machinery Winner = NW BB King

Only Tim and myself are brave enough to sign up against the up and coming legend that is Tom.

PS If you don't win I'm sure you can all take the piss out of me for being so rubbish.

Haha I am absolutely terrible at it but I believe I am the PHBB champion due to the championship consisting of 2 people.

[Jazoli]

theshrew said:

Agreed - On that note you lot are a gang of Super bike chumps.

Get yourselves signed up for that Mini Moto race night.

Same track same machinery Winner = NW BB King

Only Tim and myself are brave enough to sign up against the up and coming legend that is Tom.

PS If you don't win I'm sure you can all take the piss out of me for being so rubbish.

Not a chance,its 2 hours from where I live and I really can't be arsed with that, I'll just have to carry on believing I'm awesome as there's no way to prove otherwise!

[theshrew]

Jazoli said:

Not a chance,its 2 hours from where I live and I really can't be arsed with that, I'll just have to carry on believing I'm awesome as there's no way to prove otherwise!

It's a trek for me tbh I'm a Cockney compared to you lot, looks dam good fun though.

My booking in advice was the best ever, Practice the Lotus position the week before. Anyone got a Elan / Elite I can use for a week ?

[moanthebairns]

Sustenance for easter weekend.

[Tim85]

I hope your gonna batter all of those

[Jazoli]

moanthebairns said:

Sustenance for easter weekend.

You'll regret eating all that st when you get older, seriously, it'll really fk you up!

[moanthebairns]

Jazoli said:

moanthebairns said:

Sustenance for easter weekend.

You'll regret eating all that st when you get older, seriously, it'll really fk you up!

Meh I've snorted worse things.