I have never

[twizellb]

Chipchap said:

I have never got my knee down on the road and never felt the need to either.

I have not pulled an intentional wheelie for over 25 years.

I have never been conscious of counter steering [lol]

+1

[mckeann]

mitzy said:

Never eaten black pudding

That is outrageous. Also, get Fleegle to fit a quick shifter. It is such a giggle on track, you will love it. It's not about speed, you will just love changing gear

[3DP]

I have never had sex on a motorbike.

[Dr Jekyll]

andburg said:

what?

Can't say i have any issue never have ringing in the ears as the lid is quite quiet and exhaust exits way back ... although it is pretty loud!

Engine Speed
dB @ 1 meter
dB @ 2 meters

1,000 RPM
102 dB
98 dB

3,000 RPM
112 dB
108 dB

The exhaust noise isn't what damages your hearing, it's the wind noise on the helmet.

[sc0tt]

3DP said:

I have never had sex on a motorbike.

Are you free sunday?

[sc0tt]

mckeann said:

mitzy said:

Never eaten black pudding

That is outrageous. Also, get Fleegle to fit a quick shifter. It is such a giggle on track, you will love it. It's not about speed, you will just love changing gear

Muffin, bit of bacon, poached duck egg and a bit of black pudding. Stunning.

Need to get one for mine. Everyone said no it will shag your chocolate gearbox but I love riding with one now.

[mitzy]

sc0tt said:

3DP said:

I have never had sex on a motorbike.

Are you free sunday?

Wear your helmet , safety first

[mitzy]

heard of putting bike parts in the freezer

Fleegle just called me and told me to put his wheel baring in the freezer

WTF!!!!!

[Biker's Nemesis]

I have never done the Hokey Kokey

[legzr1]

You did a canny impression of it in pit lane at croft with those dodgy rear sets.

Impressed?
Christ, I nearly jumped over the railing and joined you

[Esceptico]

mitzy said:

Never eaten black pudding

Never changed gear without pulling in the clutch

Clutch less gear shifts (going up the box) are very straightforward. Just before you want to change up apply light pressure to the gear lever, throttle off and the next gear should slip in place. I hadn't been doing clutch less shifts but read about the technique about 3 months back. Followed the instructions and found it pretty easy after a little bit of practice. Of course, a few weeks after that I swapped the bike for one with a quickshifter!!!

Never had black pudding! How can you have a proper fried breakfast without black pudding!!

[Fleegle]

sc0tt said:

Need to get one for mine. Everyone said no it will shag your chocolate gearbox but I love riding with one now.

A myth spread by Honda bumboys

Never had to do anything to either of my R1's

[legzr1]

Clutch less downshifting is an acquired art - managed 25 miles through twisties and two sets of traffic lights, a town and three villages before giving up.

Never want a knackered dry clutch on a Ducati in the middle of nowhere again

[wuckfitracing]

Never got my full bike license
YET.

[Rawwr]

I've never looked great in leather.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Fleegle said:

A myth spread by Honda bumboys

Never had to do anything to either of my R1's

Oi ya fk nugat!

[andburg]

Dr Jekyll said:

The exhaust noise isn't what damages your hearing, it's the wind noise on the helmet.

I know, my helmet is fairly quiet and i rarely get above 60mph where i ride which helps keep noise levels down.

I do need to start wearing plugs, and I also intend to replace my lid this year with a schuberth C3 when funds permit!

[bogie]

I have never understood why tassles are no longer popular on leather jackets

[sc0tt]

bogie said:

I have never understood why tassles are no longer popular on leather jackets

They aren't. Only loafers.

[clen666]

Never recovered from meeting LoonR1