I have never

[Mad Jock]

I have never fancied Liam...........

[Playsatan]

I've never...

Owned a honda
Ran out of fuel
Washed my commuter bike (over 7 years now)

[Palms]

I have never got my knee down
Never been on track

Only been passed 3 months though so give me time as i am a crappy noob,

[Rubin215]

I have never been caught...

[Mr Pew]

^^^ Ha, best one yet.. although I do get in after all my rides and think, where could there have been a speed camera and have I been caught!

[Nords]

bogie said:

I have never understood why tassles are no longer popular on leather jackets

I never have understood why they were ever popular...

[Mr Pew]

Nords said:

I never have understood why they were ever popular...

I saw a bloke wearing a jacket with tassles along the back and arms of his jacket today ,thought aah harley rider then saw he was walking towards his hyabusa.. It was not a cool look.

[crofty1984]

I have never ridden a bike with more than 100 bhp.

[bass gt3]

I have never seen such a bunch of big girls blouses...........

[MrB1obby]

I have never heard someone complaining so much about a big girls blouse.

I have never got knee down.

[bennyboysvuk]

Playsatan said:

I've never...

Owned a honda
Ran out of fuel
Washed my commuter bike (over 7 years now)

Ditto
Ditto
And jeez, that thing must be one crusted up unit.

To add to the thread, I've never got my elbow down.

[moanthebairns]

I have never went more than a season without running out of fuel on a bike.

[bogie]

Nords said:

bogie said:

I have never understood why tassles are no longer popular on leather jackets

I never have understood why they were ever popular...

me neither, sorry I missed the of sarcasm off the end of my post ....I don't get the pointless tassles on jackets or shoes for that matter

[Dr Jekyll]

Fallen off.

[y2blade]

Owned a BMW

[Gusto]

Dropped my bike moving it about my driveway (or anywhere else for that matter)

[Fleegle]

y2blade said:

Owned a BMW

Only a matter of time

[y2blade]

Fleegle said:

y2blade said:

Owned a BMW

Only a matter of time

Yep I'm surprised it has taken so long tbh

[Fleegle]

.....bought a bike I had test ridden

[andburg]

thought of some more

I have never worn leather trousers
I have never rode off road
I have never ridden without protective gear

following on from a an old conversation with a friend who loves biking more than me....I have never had an erection whilst riding!