I have never

[LiamB]

Mad Jock said:

I have never fancied Liam...........

Did that night mean nothing to you?

[Hooli]

mitzy said:

heard of putting bike parts in the freezer

Fleegle just called me and told me to put his wheel baring in the freezer

WTF!!!!!

Think of it like cocks, they shrink when cold so fit in the hole easier.

[y2blade]

Hooli said:

mitzy said:

heard of putting bike parts in the freezer

Fleegle just called me and told me to put his wheel baring in the freezer

WTF!!!!!

Think of it like cocks, they shrink when cold so fit in the hole easier.

Genuine lol Hooli, very good.

[Hooli]

y2blade said:

Hooli said:

mitzy said:

heard of putting bike parts in the freezer

Fleegle just called me and told me to put his wheel baring in the freezer

WTF!!!!!

Think of it like cocks, they shrink when cold so fit in the hole easier.

Genuine lol Hooli, very good.

[gwm]

Never:

Bought a new bike.
Had my knee down on the road (only once on track too!)
Had a girlfriend remotely interested in bikes! That's inconvenient to say the least...

[moanthebairns]

I have never crashed on a sighting lap.

[mitzy]

Hooli said:

mitzy said:

heard of putting bike parts in the freezer

Fleegle just called me and told me to put his wheel baring in the freezer

WTF!!!!!

Think of it like cocks, they shrink when cold so fit in the hole easier.

The old man must be in the cold 365 days of the year then
LOL

[tvrolet]

I have never bought a new bike that I sat on before putting the money down.
I have never been disappointed having done this.

I have never gone as fast on a bike as I've been in my car; road or track.

I have never had the scuff marks repaired on my best leather jacket from when I fell off my Commando while it was being towed in 1975 (but the jacket doesn't fit any more anyway)

I have never jumped over 12 people lying down after a ramp on a bike, white-helmets style.
...but I have jumped over 11.

I have never grown a beard, cut the sleeves off my jacket or looked mean or miserable despite now riding an American v-twin.
I have never been passed by a Harley

[gwm]

moanthebairns said:

I have never crashed on a sighting lap.

lol, wker!

The safety briefing at Snetterton the instructor mentioned someone crashing on a sighting lap as ridiculous - cue the BB lot all turning to look at me!

[moanthebairns]

gwm said:

moanthebairns said:

I have never crashed on a sighting lap.

lol, wker!

The safety briefing at Snetterton the instructor mentioned someone crashing on a sighting lap as ridiculous - cue the BB lot all turning to look at me!

[sc0tt]

gwm said:

lol, wker!

The safety briefing at Snetterton the instructor mentioned someone crashing on a sighting lap as ridiculous - cue the BB lot all turning to look at me!

If it wasn't for luck I would have joined your tiny group.

[DJP]

Done a track day.
Intentionally done a wheelie.
Got my knee down.
Fallen off.
Owned a Kawasaki.
Had a tattoo.
Grown a beard.
Bummed a ladyboy.