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wtdoom

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3,742 posts

207 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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Bought a shaft drive superbike ( with a spare chain drive ) , with a "polite" vest and am running it on guy Martin tyres and transport the bike upside down in a van without straps , dressed in full on power ranger outfit and a white helmet ( flip up lid , of course ) . I intend to turn it into a cafe racer , beat Rossi in Spain , win the tt but I can't find the frame number because I'm too busy trying to upgrade my abs brake calipers and get ohlins everything including underwear . But never in the wet and only down to my local bikers cafe of Rykas unless I get too old .

Molon labe biker banter

bass gt3

10,186 posts

232 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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What gloves are you wearing for all this..??

Dannaz

313 posts

145 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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All this is irrelevant, unless you can power wheelie and get your knee down on the road, while purchasing new gloves.

fergus

6,430 posts

274 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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thumbup

accident

582 posts

255 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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its like readers digest,
thanks smile

starf

97 posts

159 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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Have you just passed your test?

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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What helmet cam d'you use?

LoonR1

26,988 posts

176 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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wtdoom said:
Bought a shaft drive superbike ( with a spare chain drive ) , with a "polite" vest and am running it on guy Martin tyres and transport the bike upside down in a van without straps , dressed in full on power ranger outfit and a white helmet ( flip up lid , of course ) . I intend to turn it into a cafe racer , beat Rossi in Spain , win the tt but I can't find the frame number because I'm too busy trying to upgrade my abs brake calipers and get ohlins everything including underwear . But never in the wet and only down to my local bikers cafe of Rykas unless I get too old .

Molon labe biker banter
Wasn't this all for your mate who was asking?

bogie

16,344 posts

271 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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But have you done your advanced pro plus test and learnt how to countersteer with the rear brake yet ?

Chipchap

2,580 posts

196 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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Have you had it on the dyno yet and was it a hot or cold day ?

Also do your boots fit you now or have you bought new ones with white socks to go over the top for when you café racer it ?


LoonR1

26,988 posts

176 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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I thought this type of thread rang a bell

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Nords

1,031 posts

230 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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I have a pair of these new 'superboots', crash in them and they still look brand new but shrink a bit as a punishment!


PTF

4,252 posts

223 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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Are asking which commuter bike is best for the 1,000,000th time?

StuB

6,695 posts

238 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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DO NOT RIDE IT ON A CONVEYOR BELT!

SAS Tom

3,398 posts

173 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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StuB said:
DO NOT RIDE IT ON A CONVEYOR BELT!
If you do will it take off?

Biker's Nemesis

38,536 posts

207 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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I have an arse and 2 hands.

Q:How do I go about scratching said arse.

Much love

Bikers Nemesis.

MrB1obby

771 posts

149 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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Only in reverse

evil len

4,398 posts

268 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Isn't riding a motorcycle too dangerous ? Won't you die ?

black-k1

11,889 posts

228 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Which euro track day company (that's about to go bust) are you going to sign up with?

Dannaz

313 posts

145 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Yes, it is very dangerous, motorcycles tend do fly up on to the back wheel when in neutral throwing the rider off, but as long as you book your track day with a company going bust, you will remain safe and should have no issues.