My wife is going to kill me
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She has gone away for the weekend with the girls, which isn't very sensible, as she knows every-time I'm left alone I do something I shouldn't.
I went to my local Triumph dealer to do a bit of tyre-kicking and it turns out the salesman was an old school friend. He did me a very keen deal on this limited edition Bonneville Spirit:
I pick her up next Saturday. Cannot ****ing wait!
Now, my wife doesn't know anything about bikes, other than the fact she hates them all. Am I going to be able to ride this past her and she will mistake it for my matt black Ducati Monster? They are kind of similar, right? She may never have to know about this weekend and what I did when I was bored.
I went to my local Triumph dealer to do a bit of tyre-kicking and it turns out the salesman was an old school friend. He did me a very keen deal on this limited edition Bonneville Spirit:
I pick her up next Saturday. Cannot ****ing wait!
Now, my wife doesn't know anything about bikes, other than the fact she hates them all. Am I going to be able to ride this past her and she will mistake it for my matt black Ducati Monster? They are kind of similar, right? She may never have to know about this weekend and what I did when I was bored.
That is stunning. I couldn't think of a nicer bike to take out for a sunny ride over the moors to grab a bite to eat in a beer garden.
And then the monster for when your feeling a bit sillier.
Enjoy it, make the first ride a big one because when she fins out you might not be able to sit down properly for a while.
And then the monster for when your feeling a bit sillier.
Enjoy it, make the first ride a big one because when she fins out you might not be able to sit down properly for a while.
There is one upside to my other half's complete disinterest in bikes. "As long as your half of the bills are paid, I don't care what you spend your money on." Nice.
Though out of habit, I still try to justify future purchases to her.
"If I get THIS bike it means that.. and it's sensible because..."
"I don't care."
Though out of habit, I still try to justify future purchases to her.
"If I get THIS bike it means that.. and it's sensible because..."
"I don't care."
Dick Dastardly said:
She has gone away for the weekend with the girls, which isn't very sensible, as she knows every-time I'm left alone I do something I shouldn't....
... She may never have to know about this weekend and what I did when I was bored.
I see the problem here, you now need suggestions for what un sensible thing you need to do to cover the fact you've done something you shouldn't, she'll only get suspicious if you don't have something to show from a weekends boredom.... She may never have to know about this weekend and what I did when I was bored.
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