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gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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moanthebairns said:
I don't know if your taking the piss?!
  • you're







smile

moanthebairns

17,936 posts

198 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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gwm said:
moanthebairns said:
I don't know if your taking the piss?!
  • you're







smile
You're quite clever for a fisherman.

Esceptico

7,463 posts

109 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Fleegle said:
Prof Prolapse said:
I thought what Esceptico said was very balanced and mature actually.
I have neither stated that I will chin the or will cut his brake lines. You are all assuming the worst

I can be balanced.
I only wrote my post to balance all the excellent but potentially problematic revenge options. Not sure why I got the response I did.

Personally if it had happened whilst I was travelling somewhere I don't often visit I would have happily sacrificed a disc lock. But potentially starting a feud with someone that works near me I'd be more circumspect as more chance of it backfiring. I have acted impulsively in the past and whilst it was satisfactory at the time I then lived to regret it afterwards.


gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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moanthebairns said:
gwm said:
moanthebairns said:
I don't know if your taking the piss?!
  • you're







smile
You're quite clever for a fisherman.
Thanks!


moanthebairns

17,936 posts

198 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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gwm said:
moanthebairns said:
gwm said:
moanthebairns said:
I don't know if your taking the piss?!
  • you're







smile
You're quite clever for a fisherman.
Thanks!

You're gonna need a bigger star.

CAPP0

19,582 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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mitzy said:
Im not bringing you any sausage when your banged up mister
Now that's one commodity which WON'T be in short supply if he ends up inside!

mitzy

13,857 posts

197 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Andy XRV said:
mitzy said:
Anyone one want a ZX10?
I'm assuming it's had one careful owner and it's never been tracked or crashed?
biglaugh

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

182 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Esceptico said:
S
Fleegle said:
Prof Prolapse said:
I thought what Esceptico said was very balanced and mature actually.
I have neither stated that I will chin the or will cut his brake lines. You are all assuming the worst

I can be balanced.
I have acted impulsively in the past and whilst it was satisfactory at the time I then lived to regret it afterwards.
Do tell...

moanthebairns

17,936 posts

198 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Tribal Chestnut said:
Esceptico said:
S
Fleegle said:
Prof Prolapse said:
I thought what Esceptico said was very balanced and mature actually.
I have neither stated that I will chin the or will cut his brake lines. You are all assuming the worst

I can be balanced.
I have acted impulsively in the past and whilst it was satisfactory at the time I then lived to regret it afterwards.
Do tell...
Sounds like what I put in my daughters birthday card.

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

182 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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You've bred!!?yikes

moanthebairns said:
Tribal Chestnut said:
Esceptico said:
S
Fleegle said:
Prof Prolapse said:
I thought what Esceptico said was very balanced and mature actually.
I have neither stated that I will chin the or will cut his brake lines. You are all assuming the worst

I can be balanced.
I have acted impulsively in the past and whilst it was satisfactory at the time I then lived to regret it afterwards.
Do tell...
Sounds like what I put in my daughters birthday card.
(Apologies, jokes about people's kiddies aren't cool, I'm sure she's nothing like you)

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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gwm said:
moanthebairns said:
gwm said:
moanthebairns said:
I don't know if your taking the piss?!
  • you're







smile
You're quite clever for a fisherman.
Thanks!

Surprisingly rust free sherrif's badge there.



Tribal Chestnut said:
You've bred!!?yikes


(Apologies, jokes about people's kiddies aren't cool, I really hope she's nothing like you)
EFA wink

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I said, war, good god, now, what is it good for?
Absolutely, nothing
Say it again, war, what is it good for?
Absolutely, nothing, listen to me
Scooters, they ain't nothing but a blight
Scooters, they've got one friend
Who's a sad bd.
Ooooh, scooters, have shattered
Many a young man's fairings
Made him angry, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend riding scooters these days
A disc lock can't give mobility
It can only take it away

creampuff

6,511 posts

143 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
The hugely inconveniencing but largely costless things like expanding foam, faeces on the seat, or the banana in the tailpipe are all classics.
Some Germans will pay a lot to have that done to them.

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

182 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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creampuff said:
Prof Prolapse said:
The hugely inconveniencing but largely costless things like expanding foam, faeces on the seat, or the banana in the tailpipe are all classics.
Some Germans will pay a lot to have that done to them.
Whilst being piddled on.