My helmet in Morrisons caused uproar

My helmet in Morrisons caused uproar

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Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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MTB is banned. I blame the parents.

On a completely unrelated note did anyone else have snotty little kids as milk monitors at school?





julian64

14,317 posts

255 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
MTB is banned. I blame the parents.

On a completely unrelated note did anyone else have snotty little kids as milk monitors at school?
Huh I was milk monitor at school. never grassed on anyone though.

sc0tt

18,051 posts

202 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
MTB is banned. I blame the parents.

On a completely unrelated note did anyone else have snotty little kids as milk monitors at school?
No but there was this one little facetious helmet who would walk around the class saying how boring school had become and at least his attendance brightened up the place whilst managing to generally insult the rest of the classmates.


Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Analogies.

Priceless.


sc0tt

18,051 posts

202 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
Analogies.

Priceless.
Spark plugs. I'll pick them up tonight.


Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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If there's any Tiger's left I'll donate to them.

bass gt3

10,200 posts

234 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
MTB is banned.
3o days Sin Bin or sent to Camp 22 ??

sc0tt

18,051 posts

202 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
If there's any Tiger's left I'll donate to them.
hehe


Pegscratch

1,872 posts

109 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
MTB is banned. I blame the parents.
Well that's just st. Some box driving weirdos come running in here and start causing uproar with their spouting, and MTB gets banned?

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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bass gt3 said:
3o days Sin Bin or sent to Camp 22 ??
7 days. He said they were taking him off to the showers, so that'll be nice for him.






Reardy Mister

13,757 posts

223 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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sc0tt said:
Prof Prolapse said:
MTB is banned. I blame the parents.

On a completely unrelated note did anyone else have snotty little kids as milk monitors at school?
No but there was this one little facetious helmet who would walk around the class saying how boring school had become and at least his attendance brightened up the place whilst managing to generally insult the rest of the classmates.
hehe

I did a very similar rant in BB years ago. The central premise of my argument was that having non bikers comment on biking things is quite annoying. As I don't comment in the watch section because I SFA about what is a good one, neither should someone with no knowledge of biking spout ste about it.

True enough, every is allowed an opinion but without experience, where is the validity? And without validity, you're just clogging the place up. Cant find the thread now, which is just as well. I'm much less militant these days. biggrin




Edited by Reardy Mister on Friday 31st July 13:29

Yoda400

386 posts

109 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Banned? Seriously?
That's how forums (or parts of) start dying, ban the regular spirited characters who've got something to say, personality, sense of humour and call a spade a spade, and what are you left with?
Isn't part of the title "Banter" anyway?

boyse7en

6,733 posts

166 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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RichB said:
Anyone?
Don't know. I ride my motorbike every day to work (winter and summer), so fill up once a week or so. I always take my helmet off before paying for petrol. I usually take it off as soon as i get off the bike, but in the depths of winter I might take it off as I walk into the shop.

Just feels rude not to take it off really. And mine (Schuberth full-face) takes less than 10 seconds to put back on again so it hardly onerous.

Aphex

2,160 posts

201 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Would be nice if everyone could just deal with it as adults and insult him back rather than reporting him..

neelyp

1,691 posts

212 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
bass gt3 said:
3o days Sin Bin or sent to Camp 22 ??
7 days. He said they were taking him off to the showers, so that'll be nice for him.
His productivity at work will rocket.
He was being a touch obnoxious though.

bass gt3

10,200 posts

234 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Prof Prolapse said:
bass gt3 said:
3o days Sin Bin or sent to Camp 22 ??
7 days. He said they were taking him off to the showers, so that'll be nice for him.
Crikey!1 he got off lightly! I got 30 days for the Seig H comment!!! biggrin

ah well, 7 day sis ok, time enough for him to realise it's only the interwebs, not real life...

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

206 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Banned? Wtf.

Wow, some humourless types on here. Loving the Engrish, thats better than if I had tried to do that.

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

206 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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boyse7en said:
Don't know. I ride my motorbike every day to work (winter and summer), so fill up once a week or so. I always take my helmet off before paying for petrol. I usually take it off as soon as i get off the bike, but in the depths of winter I might take it off as I walk into the shop.

Just feels rude not to take it off really. And mine (Schuberth full-face) takes less than 10 seconds to put back on again so it hardly onerous.
Would say you're very much in the minority though.

BobSaunders

3,033 posts

156 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Fair enough regarding full face helmets, it's store policy after all.

But front flip, thats kind of taking the biscuit.

It's not law either to remove your helmet, just store policy, so they can only refuse to serve you or refuse you access to the store.

To then demand that you remove the helmet and then hem you in with multiple members of staff until you remove it after a) they refuse to serve you, and then b) you deciding that you no longer want to buy the item and want to leave the store peacefully, is tantamount to a worthwhile complaint to Morrisons customer care.

https://your.morrisons.com/Help-and-information/Co...

Probably a bit of stretch complaining, but personally i prefer to let people know when they are doing something good or bad - it all adds up.

LoonR1

26,988 posts

178 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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I'm with the store on not wanting people in their stores wearing helmets, irrespective of whether they are full, flip or pisspot ones.

There has to be more to this story than we're being told. I can't imagine 7 staff just surrounding him for no reason, Prather than the helmets. Maybe some words were exchanged at the checkout.