When a simple job just doesn't work out

When a simple job just doesn't work out

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Baryonyx

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17,996 posts

159 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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I went to change the front offside indicator on my T595 today. What a fking waste of time that was. I'd bought a spare from Triumph after someone broke the indicator that's on there now (I suspect my father in law when he used the garage to plug in an Optimate to start his MG up). The indicator itself is still attached, but only by the wire running through the fairing.

I thought the job to change it would be easy. Pop off side fairing, replace part, finished kind of easy. It quickly became apparent it would be more difficult than that, as the side fairing wouldn't come off. It's secured by a nut that threads onto the back of the indicator where it passes through the fairing, to stop the indicator assembly being pulled out of the bike. I couldn't get a fking spanner on that nut to get and loosen it off. There wasn't enough room inside the bike to get a pair of pliers onto the nut either.

It looked as though best access would be had by taking the nosecone off, so off came the fasteners and three of the Allen key bolts. The last one, on the nearside air feed, felt like it would strip if it tried any harder so I gave up, before I broke something.

This fking thing is going to Triumph to have both front indicators changed, to save me the hassle. I hope their labour rate is reasonable. It's been one thing after a fking 'nother with this bike. The fan problem it had when I bought it was by the by. This is accidental damage, I suspect. But what a fking delay it's put on riding the fking thing. God bless whoever decided to integrate indicators with the mirrors instead of running them through the fking fairing.

bgunn

1,417 posts

131 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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Deary me - expect to hear of these jobs with namby pamby car owners, but bikers should have better skills, to fix anything! tongue out

Baryonyx

Original Poster:

17,996 posts

159 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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I gave up when I felt my chances of stripping the bolt or snapping something were equal or better than the chance of it coming off right.

The luck I've had so far, I feel I know what would have happened...!

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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I had similar with the blade.

I had to slowly drill the fker out.

Heart in mouth moment drilling through a shiney fairing.

You were best to walk away though. Calm down and give it one last go.

LoonR1

26,988 posts

177 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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bgunn said:
Deary me - expect to hear of these jobs with namby pamby car owners, but bikers should have better skills, to fix anything! tongue out
Why? I don't get my hands dirty doing menial manual work.

Deranged Granny

2,313 posts

168 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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Do what I did when I was without indicators, and just signal with your arms! Also, why try using pliers on the bolt? Do you not have a socket set?

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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Triumph probably thought they were onto a winner when they fitted the fairings with those little locking twist bolt things, "This will be no problem, they'll 'ave t'fairings off in 5 minutes" they would have said, only for the whole job to come undone when one of the few screwing bolts they decided to use gets jammed. Better off leaving it once you start getting frustrated as getting heavy handed will just end up in cracked fairings!

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

182 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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If it's any consolation OP it took me almost four hours to fit four wheels on to my old car today.

I then managed to blister three of my fingers fitting stomp grips to my big bike.

A day which was frustrating at times, but ultimately satisfying.

kev b

2,715 posts

166 months

Sunday 30th August 2015
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Loon - any humble job, done well, is noble.


theshrew

6,008 posts

184 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Tribal Chestnut said:
If it's any consolation OP it took me almost four hours to fit four wheels on to my old car today.
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WTF were you doing man laugh

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

182 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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theshrew said:
Tribal Chestnut said:
If it's any consolation OP it took me almost four hours to fit four wheels on to my old car today.
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WTF were you doing man laugh
Long story, but it ended with me crawling around a lock up floor, where there's barely enough room to stand either side of the car, covered in rat st, struggling to get a jack in place that I then couldn't rotate more than a fraction of a turn 'cos my side pipes were fouling it.

kev b

2,715 posts

166 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Toxicnerve

Wiper arms can be embarrassingly tricky to remove, there are special tools to pull them but often they don't fit properly, it's a pain when the wipers have to come off to change the pollen filter.

I sometimes use very hot water to expand them off and a preventative dab of grease when replacing for next time.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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LoonR1 said:
Why? I don't get my hands dirty doing menial manual work.
It's pretty pathetic to call a job menial just because you don't have the skills to do it.

Yoda400

386 posts

108 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Mr2Mike said:
LoonR1 said:
Why? I don't get my hands dirty doing menial manual work.
It's pretty pathetic to call a job menial just because you don't have the skills to do it.
Have you no idea of the hassle in trying to repair a chipped nail if your manual task goes wrong? wink

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

182 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Yoda400 said:
Mr2Mike said:
LoonR1 said:
Why? I don't get my hands dirty doing menial manual work.
It's pretty pathetic to call a job menial just because you don't have the skills to do it.
Have you no idea of the hassle in trying to repair a chipped nail if your manual task goes wrong? wink
Bang on - you've got to remember Loon's request that his posts be read with a mincy voice.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

190 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Mr2Mike said:
LoonR1 said:
Why? I don't get my hands dirty doing menial manual work.
It's pretty pathetic to call a job menial just because you don't have the skills to do it.
It is technically a menial job though isn't it? Whilst some are harder than others, removing a bolt is quite possibly the lowest level of mechanical work you can do. So it is menial.

(My bike is currently out of action until spring due to an inaccessible sheared bolt in the head so I do feel the OP's pain however, I really should have given up, or at least took a breather...)

moanthebairns

17,937 posts

198 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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bolts that wont come off are my pet hate with anything mechanical. I sit there going in a hissy fit, swear a lot, the cry some more.

ALWAYS, walk away. Do not pick that drill up and go "fk it" your coming out even if it means using thermite.

bgunn

1,417 posts

131 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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LoonR1 said:
Why? I don't get my hands dirty doing menial manual work.
What, because you're better than that? wink

LoonR1

26,988 posts

177 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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bgunn said:
What, because you're better than that? wink
Because I'm worth it [/L'Oreal generation]


Mr2Mike said:
It's pretty pathetic to call a job menial just because you don't have the skills to do it.
Yeah, I can't unscrew a bolt. Muppet.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

190 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Loon always gets a hard time for this but I think he is on to something. Next riding season I'm going to buy a newer bike and let some other fker work on it.

I've kidded myself for years I enjoy it, but like most people I've actually just preserved because of poverty. There's a million things I'd rather be doing. Including riding the damn thing.