BB 2015 award list

[LoonR1]

Most Helpful Member: stevebass, because he can talk about mechanical stuff. Not that I understand any of it.

Most Unhelpful Member: no idea

Most improved member: mine, the enhancer is working a treat now. At least three inches all in

Funniest Member: MTB, when he's on form.

Most Annoying Member: chillo, for being right about speed cameras and tractors

Best Thread: That South African bloke with all his helicopters and black slaves.

Best Project Thread: Yazza's

Best Trip Thread: I don't read them

Best New Bike: the R1M

Worst New Bike: Hondas MotoGP roadbike putting out an awesome 28bhp

Worst Crash: Fleegle's Melbourne loop slide

Best Rider: StuB

Worst Rider: Me at "that" corner

Best BB members bike:

Worst BB members bike: fking Ducati Panigale wkfests

Stupidest Member: that South African bloke

Funniest Thread:

KIng of forum:

Queen of forum: Mitzy

Flouncer of the year: esceptico

Troll of the year:

N00b of the year:

Fail of the year: me giving up trackdays, or Fleegle trying to get round a track in one piece.

[Prof Prolapse]

Bloody hell, if Statler and Waldorf have done it and you haven't you know you're a miserable bd.

[moanthebairns]

Most Helpful Member: BASS gtr. Scott for my picture

Most Unhelpful Member: Scott

Most improved member: 13anus

Funniest Member: prolapse when he goes on a rant.

Most Annoying Member: scott

Best Thread: The guy who waxed his jeans

Best Project Thread: vrx400

Best Trip Thread:

Best New Bike: R1M

Worst New Bike: my fireblade

Worst Crash: GWM's sighting lap crash

Best Rider: Mckeann

Worst Rider: Prolapse

Best BB members bike: any new R1

Worst BB members bike: as loon says, that Ducati Panigale wkfests

Stupidest Member: corvetteconvert

Funniest Thread: that one with sticky finger, who didn't quite get the joke
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

KIng of forum: Stub

Queen of forum: that lassie I met at oulton, yodo or something, just to change it from mitzy

Flouncer of the year: I dunno what a flouncer is, this was put in years ago

Troll of the year: loon

N00b of the year: corvetteconvert

Fail of the year: me going to oulton with McKeann and fking the trailer up

Edited by moanthebairns on Thursday 17th December 09:31

[Lincsblokey]

Most Helpful Member: most of you miserable lot

Most Unhelpful Member: anyone who buys a moped

Most improved member: not mine. its flacid & doesnt work anymore after my highside at cadwell

Funniest Member: BN, the old tt

Most Annoying Member: gotta be me.

Best Thread: Thats ginger bloke with hair like ed sheerans, his two smoke thing

Best Project Thread: See above

Best Trip Thread: What?

Best New Bike: 2015 s1000rr

Worst New Bike: R1

Worst Crash: my highside at cadwell

Best Rider: StuB

Worst Rider: Me

Best BB members bike: has to be Steve's ducati hybrid thing

Worst BB members bike: R1's

Stupidest Member: me

Funniest Thread:

King of forum: Stub, our Lord & master

Queen of forum: BN

Flouncer of the year: Me and my flouncey breakdown mideseason

Troll of the year: Owen & John (sorry, sorry)

N00b of the year:

Fail of the year: me!

[Reardy Mister]

I suppose as this thread wont go away and die, I should take part


Most Helpful Member: Spareparts is always willing to answer a question or offer his experience (whether you agree with him or not is seperate from his willingness to put his thoughts to type). And Steve Bass. Though not on the same thread, obviously.

Most Unhelpful Member: That could be any of us on any day.

Most improved member: Anyone who found BB before having a bike license and now has one.

Funniest Member: MTB. By some margin. His decree is also absolute on what else is or isnt funny, which is a really handy feature.

Most Annoying Member: Do I have to pick just one?

Best Thread: Picture a day thread. The only one I check back to regularly.

Best Project Thread: Motorsport Tom's Fireblade.

Best Trip Thread: The Postie bike from Sydney to UK.

Best New Bike: Mine.

Worst New Bike: Also mine.

Worst Crash: None of ours 'cause we're all still here.

Best Rider: Definitely me because the Police lady on the bikesafe course said I was really good.

Worst Rider: Definitely MTB. Just because.

Best BB members bike: Any of the Panigales or Motorsport Tom's Fireblade

Worst BB members bike: One man's trash...

Stupidest Member: The year hasnt finished yet.

Funniest Thread: [There are no nominations for this category]

KIng of forum: There is no requiremernt to name one, they usually appoint themselves.

Queen of forum: Trick question. Never be caught ranking or categorising wimmin in public. No good can come of it.

Flouncer of the year: The guy who vowed never to watch another motogp race again after watching Sepang.

Troll of the year: Whichever of us is holding the baton at the time.

N00b of the year: When did we start allowing N00bs?

Fail of the year: My attempt to kill this thread.

Edited by Reardy Mister on Thursday 17th December 10:25

[moanthebairns]

Reardy Mister said:

Funniest Member: MTB. His decree is also absolute on what else is or isnt funny, which is a really handy feature.

I do that don't I I did laugh at that just so you know.

[Reardy Mister]

moanthebairns said:

Reardy Mister said:

Funniest Member: MTB. His decree is also absolute on what else is or isnt funny, which is a really handy feature.

I do that don't I I did laugh at that just so you know.

[3DP]

Not been on here as much this year, but will give it a bash.


Most Helpful Member: Steve Bass - unless it's a thread on dynos, where I end up feeling like my sports bikes are actually putting out less properly measured power than my scooter.

Most Unhelpful Member: R1 Loon - used to 'fix the internet' and 'help' in equal measure. Alas, no more.

Most improved member: No idea

Funniest Member: MTB

Most Annoying Member: Sc0tt because MTB bites every time.

Best Thread: Pic a day - just love the pics.

Best Project Thread: Yazzas 2-stroke project

Best Trip Thread: Postie bike

Best New Bike: 1299 Panigale

Worst New Bike: None really

Worst Crash: Spareparts GS

Best Rider: No idea

Worst Rider: No idea

Best BB members bike: Spareparts 1098R with its engine work, anyone with a 1299.

Worst BB members bike: Basically, all of the Yamahas- it goes without saying really.

Stupidest Member: Helicopter bloke

Funniest Thread: Rossi Marquez crash thread

KIng of forum: No idea

Queen of forum: Always Mitzy

Flouncer of the year: Most of those that took part in the Rossi/Marquez thread

Troll of the year: Various on the Rossi/Marquez thread. Helicopter bloke.

N00b of the year: I think most N00bs are scared off from this place usually - especially as they generally start with a What Bike thread where they've already made up their mind!

Fail of the year: Helicopter bloke's 'How to win friends and influence people' thread. "You're all poor, losers, with st jobs in a st country and by the way, can you give me some help please"

[moanthebairns]

how did I miss this helicopter thread

[3DP]

moanthebairns said:

how did I miss this helicopter thread

It was priceless. The cherry on top was the basic lack of literacy. Unfortunately the thread was deleted when he presented some views on post-apartheid South Africa.

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

how did I miss this helicopter thread

You were having one of your primadonna hissy fits and were sat in the corner with your back turned shouting "you're all fckn wkers".

I think.

[RemyMartin]

I thought the helicopter thread was an in Joke by some of the members on here. You mean that was actually real? Jesus.

[The Grinch]

Most Helpful Member: A few excel at being helpful once you wade through the crap

Most Unhelpful Member: Dunno....I tend to move on if someone is being obstinate

Most improved member: Improved in what?

Funniest Member: MTB, in a cry for help sort of way

Most Annoying Member: Hell, where do I start??

Best Thread: The one with our Afrikaan friend and Picture a Day

Best Project Thread: Yazza's 2T special. Fantastic work

Best Trip Thread: I don't garner too much interest for these

Best New Bike: As a Yam lover it would have to be the R1, although I've not tried one yet and not sure I will

Worst New Bike: Any offerings from Honda and Ducati. I just can't begin to like the marque unless we turn the clock back 25 years

Worst Crash: No-one's died have they? My Aragon crash was worse than my Brno one which was worse than my Donington one

Best Rider: I was going to say McKeann, but the faggot crashed

Worst Rider: On this years performance....Me

Best BB members bike: Yazza's creation. It does it for me

Worst BB members bike: Any Scooter or GS - both are fugly and ridden by mongs
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Stupidest Member: Again, MTB in a cry for help sort of way

Funniest Thread: The one with the Afrikaaner calling us all down

KIng of forum: This should be fought for....wearing only Y fronts in a paddling pool full of mud

Queen of forum: Sc0tt

Flouncer of the year: Loon...and I'm going to sell all my bikes, never ride again boo hoo

Troll of the year: Without a doubt......Loon

MOOBS of the year: Closely fought between me and Loon

Fail of the year: All of us. We need to get a life

[Biker's Nemesis]

Dunno whether to start a new thread..

A good friend who I've known for years described me as this..

...

"hard-nosed"

adjective ≡tough (Informal) ≡practical, realistic, shrewd, pragmatic, down-to-earth, hardline, uncompromising, businesslike, hard-headed, unsentimental, badass (slang, chiefly U.S.) a hard-nosed government, willing to do unpopular things

Lets hear how others describe you..

..Or maybe not, I don't give a fk.

[moanthebairns]

"big-nosed" as in, your blocking the sun you big nosed bd. People must hear the Jaws theme tune every time you do the backstroke. I am not sharing a gram with you.

[3DP]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Dunno whether to start a new thread..

A good friend who I've known for years described me as this..

...

"hard-nosed"

adjective =tough (Informal) =practical, realistic, shrewd, pragmatic, down-to-earth, hardline, uncompromising, businesslike, hard-headed, unsentimental, badass (slang, chiefly U.S.) a hard-nosed government, willing to do unpopular things

Lets hear how others describe you..

..Or maybe not, I don't give a fk.

I recently got described as "the kind of guy that laughs at his own farts". Depressingly, I couldn't argue with it. Worse still, it was by someone who works for me. No respect these days.

[black-k1]

3DP said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Dunno whether to start a new thread..

A good friend who I've known for years described me as this..

...

"hard-nosed"

adjective =tough (Informal) =practical, realistic, shrewd, pragmatic, down-to-earth, hardline, uncompromising, businesslike, hard-headed, unsentimental, badass (slang, chiefly U.S.) a hard-nosed government, willing to do unpopular things

Lets hear how others describe you..

..Or maybe not, I don't give a fk.

I recently got described as "the kind of guy that laughs at his own farts". Depressingly, I couldn't argue with it. Worse still, it was by someone who works for me. No respect these days.

Are you not supposed to laugh at your own farts?

[The Grinch]

black-k1 said:

3DP said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Dunno whether to start a new thread..

A good friend who I've known for years described me as this..

...

"hard-nosed"

adjective =tough (Informal) =practical, realistic, shrewd, pragmatic, down-to-earth, hardline, uncompromising, businesslike, hard-headed, unsentimental, badass (slang, chiefly U.S.) a hard-nosed government, willing to do unpopular things

Lets hear how others describe you..

..Or maybe not, I don't give a fk.

I recently got described as "the kind of guy that laughs at his own farts". Depressingly, I couldn't argue with it. Worse still, it was by someone who works for me. No respect these days.

Are you not supposed to laugh at your own farts?

Mitzy sent me a WhatsApp this morning

" It smelled of fart when I came downstairs"


I'm quite proud of myself

[black-k1]

The Grinch said:

black-k1 said:

3DP said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Dunno whether to start a new thread..

A good friend who I've known for years described me as this..

...

"hard-nosed"

adjective =tough (Informal) =practical, realistic, shrewd, pragmatic, down-to-earth, hardline, uncompromising, businesslike, hard-headed, unsentimental, badass (slang, chiefly U.S.) a hard-nosed government, willing to do unpopular things

Lets hear how others describe you..

..Or maybe not, I don't give a fk.

I recently got described as "the kind of guy that laughs at his own farts". Depressingly, I couldn't argue with it. Worse still, it was by someone who works for me. No respect these days.

Are you not supposed to laugh at your own farts?

Mitzy sent me a WhatsApp this morning

" It smelled of fart when I came downstairs"


I'm quite proud of myself

And rightly so!!

[3DP]

The Grinch said:

black-k1 said:

3DP said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Dunno whether to start a new thread..

A good friend who I've known for years described me as this..

...

"hard-nosed"

adjective =tough (Informal) =practical, realistic, shrewd, pragmatic, down-to-earth, hardline, uncompromising, businesslike, hard-headed, unsentimental, badass (slang, chiefly U.S.) a hard-nosed government, willing to do unpopular things

Lets hear how others describe you..

..Or maybe not, I don't give a fk.

I recently got described as "the kind of guy that laughs at his own farts". Depressingly, I couldn't argue with it. Worse still, it was by someone who works for me. No respect these days.

Are you not supposed to laugh at your own farts?

Mitzy sent me a WhatsApp this morning

" It smelled of fart when I came downstairs"


I'm quite proud of myself

Fleegle will go nuts when he finds out you've been staying at Mitzy's.

Power, range and a long half-life. The holy trinity. Well done.