A day in the life.... (moan)

A day in the life.... (moan)

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Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Fleegle said:
From poor filtering to racism in 5 pages


Not bad
I could of got there in 2 if you'd of given me a Vowel!

Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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woowahwoo said:
Steve Bass said:
Fleegle said:
From poor filtering to racism in 5 pages


Not bad
I could of got there in 2 if you'd of given me a Vowel!
Ironic grammar?
Well done wink

Fleegle

Original Poster:

16,690 posts

177 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Anyway... BMW GS's... how shyte are they?

Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Fleegle said:
Anyway... BMW GS's... how shyte are they?
Let me count the ways......

Fleegle

Original Poster:

16,690 posts

177 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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woowahwoo said:
Fleegle said:
Anyway... BMW GS's... how shyte are they?
To maintain the theme... Not as bad as the erroneous apostrophe biggrin
Do you ride a Honda CB500F?

Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Fleegle said:
woowahwoo said:
Fleegle said:
Anyway... BMW GS's... how shyte are they?
To maintain the theme... Not as bad as the erroneous apostrophe biggrin
Do you ride a Honda CB500F?
Maybe a Honda Innova MoPed(ant) tongue out

Biker's Nemesis

38,717 posts

209 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Michelin tyres are crap

Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Yamaha are shyte.

Fleegle

Original Poster:

16,690 posts

177 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Steve Bass said:
Yamaha are shyte.
Racist

Fleegle

Original Poster:

16,690 posts

177 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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woowahwoo said:
Cafe racers are hipster rubbish.
Apart from the bikes being 'bitsa', hipsters having stupid beards, an unnecessary use of manbags and the wearing of ball-squeezingly tight upturned jeans, can you quantify your statement?

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Fleegle said:
woowahwoo said:
Cafe racers are hipster rubbish.
Apart from the bikes being 'bitsa', hipsters having stupid beards, an unnecessary use of manbags and the wearing of ball-squeezingly tight upturned jeans, can you quantify your statement?
Indeed, ridiculous thing to say.

Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Fleegle said:
Steve Bass said:
Yamaha are shyte.
Racist
No, I'm a Realist biggrin

skahigh

2,023 posts

132 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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woowahwoo said:
wink
Assuming you were trolling to a certain extent but lot's of people do think that way.

I have a Triumph Thruxton and a beard but I'm def. not a hipster, I had my beard when they were still just for weirdos (ah, those were the days).

I'm very seriously considering trading for the new Thruxton R too, as it looks like a million times more capable bike than the old one.

3DP

9,917 posts

235 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Steve Bass said:
Fleegle said:
Steve Bass said:
Yamaha are shyte.
Racist
No, I'm a Realist biggrin
DNA proved. Yamaha riders have suspiciously large brow ridges and a penchant for stealing 2 stroke oil to sniff. Often found living in caravans too.

Steve Bass

10,205 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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3DP said:
Steve Bass said:
Fleegle said:
Steve Bass said:
Yamaha are shyte.
Racist
No, I'm a Realist biggrin
DNA proved. Yamaha riders have suspiciously large brow ridges and a penchant for stealing 2 stroke oil to sniff. Often found living in caravans too.
You'll also notice the constantly scuffed knuckles. Apparently Yamahaman has evolved to drag these as a rudimentary form of stability control....

srob

11,626 posts

239 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Fleegle said:
woowahwoo said:
Cafe racers are hipster rubbish.
Apart from the bikes being 'bitsa', hipsters having stupid beards, an unnecessary use of manbags and the wearing of ball-squeezingly tight upturned jeans, can you quantify your statement?
The way I look at it is that if you hate caff racers, you're a mod and love scooters.

So, Fleegle...

Fleegle

Original Poster:

16,690 posts

177 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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srob said:
Fleegle said:
woowahwoo said:
Cafe racers are hipster rubbish.
Apart from the bikes being 'bitsa', hipsters having stupid beards, an unnecessary use of manbags and the wearing of ball-squeezingly tight upturned jeans, can you quantify your statement?
The way I look at it is that if you hate caff racers, you're a mod and love scooters.

So, Fleegle...
We all entered the spirit of the Mod revival back in '79. Didn't we??

I'll admit to owning a Fred Perry and Farah's, but no fecking way did I have a scooter

CAPP0

19,608 posts

204 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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I haven't read the whole thread yet, not enough time at the moment but I'll chuck in my 2p-worth.

A few months back I posted something about the Zen-like state needed, which lots of you replied to. I think I do get at least annoyed, sometimes angry, more times than is good for me. The other week when that bint made 2 lanes out of one with me as the Armco/Peugeot 206 sandwich, I actually surprised myself with the rant I delivered to her. If I could have posted the transcript here, I'd have been well in with a chance of best rant ever.

Anyway. Something else which has happened a few (too many) times recently is the encountering of complete Canutes on bikes. You'll have seen them; the ones who believe that shaving 0.001s off their commute time is worth taking that gap that doesn't actually exist, but of COURSE the car/van/truck will brake to avoid clobbering me, won't they? Except recently, that has extended to other bikes. The view seems to be, if my front wheel will fit in the gap between those two other bikes, the other bikers will react swiftly enough to open up the gap so I can force my way through. I had one yesterday, on the way into the Blackwall tunnel, me and another bike next to each other when Rabid Ronaldo came through the pair of us with a speed delta of about 40mph. One day, however, it'll end up with all three of us smeared over the road. I'm not in any way nervous of filtering, I've been doing it on & off for over 20 years, currently daily, but I don't take fkn stupid chances, and I don't want to be collateral damage for those who do.

On a separate (opposing!) note, what the actual fk is this with the new trend for commuting on your bike but NOT filtering - not even getting in the way, just sitting in the queue? I see a growing number of bikes on stretches where EVERYONE filters, who just sit in the traffic with the cars. I really don't get that, not at all; if you're not going to filter you really may as well take the car and listen to Evans or something?

Andy XRV

3,845 posts

181 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Here's one of Fleegle a couple of years back.

You wanna see what he did to the GS that was parked in his bay

https://youtu.be/j_s6MNeoca0

Biker's Nemesis

38,717 posts

209 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Aprilias are ticking time bombs and Hondas are for girls.