And today's commuting highlight is...

And today's commuting highlight is...

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Fleegle

16,690 posts

177 months

Wednesday 31st August 2016
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anonymous said:
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Was you checking out titties?

Mario149

7,758 posts

179 months

Wednesday 31st August 2016
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Nothing bad (so far, still got ot get home!) just me looking like a bit of a plonker: I have to negotiate about 3 miles of pretty much single track country lanes before getting to the A3 to head into London. I tend to leave anywhere between 6.30 and 7am. Problem is, if it's sunny, at certain points on those lanes I get dazzled by the conbination of low sun and shadowy road to the point where I've nearly ridden straight into the bonnet of a stationary car (they saw me and stopped on one side, but I couldn't see them).

Normally I try to hold a hand up to block the sun, but today I discovered that if I dropped my chin virtually on the tank and made like I was going for a Vmax run, I could just keep low enough that the hedges blocked the sun and I could see. However, 10 seconds into doing this today I encountered a car who basically saw a rider fully tucked in something like this....



....resolutely trundling down the road at 15mph trying to stay off the gravelly bit on the middle and keep out of the hedgerow. Must have thought I was some sort of loony and sods law says it was one of our neighbours hehe

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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A very angry in a Toyota Aygo literally trying to kill me.

coffee

tom_e

346 posts

100 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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308mate said:
A very angry in a Toyota Aygo literally trying to kill me.

coffee
Small car syndrome?

black-k1

11,935 posts

230 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Sadly, I think today will be the last "commuting highlight" for some time. I expect the traffic next week will be back to normal levels so it's goodbye to a reasonably quick and easy ride in/home! I will make sure I make the most of the relatively clear roads on the ride home this PM, especially as it’s POETS day! biggrin

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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black-k1 said:
Sadly, I think today will be the last "commuting highlight" for some time. I expect the traffic next week will be back to normal levels so it's goodbye to a reasonably quick and easy ride in/home! I will make sure I make the most of the relatively clear roads on the ride home this PM, especially as it’s POETS day! biggrin
Exactly biggrin

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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tom_e said:
308mate said:
A very angry in a Toyota Aygo literally trying to kill me.

coffee
Small car syndrome?
I'm talking full meltdown, multiple brake tests and swerving to hit me or push me into the path of oncoming traffic mental.

Renn Sport

2,761 posts

210 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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I have contribution...

Filtering between a bus on the left and pickup and the Bus driver starts to move over with me in the middle. didn't check his mirror and didn't indicate.

20 meters late a merc is stationary straddling both lanes and indicating left to obviously go into the left lane. Traffic starts moving I go around him on the right a the nitwit decides he wants to proceed but in the right hand lane again, which I am in as I ride past. Still indicating left I may add. :I

Now I have made it to Norbury.. I fkwit in a banged up corolla is indicating left and starts moving toward the junction on the left. I start to filter past on the right and the decides to dart to the right and take the right hand junction. Drives me into the oncoming lane!! I am full on the horn.

Anyway after braking really hard I come back around the bastid and punch his screen! I have no idea why but I really should have stopped to lay one on him.

fker

mitzy

13,857 posts

198 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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308mate said:
tom_e said:
308mate said:
A very angry in a Toyota Aygo literally trying to kill me.

coffee
Small car syndrome?
I'm talking full meltdown, multiple brake tests and swerving to hit me or push me into the path of oncoming traffic mental.
That sounds horrible, why on earth do some folk get like this.
Glad your ok

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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mitzy said:
308mate said:
tom_e said:
308mate said:
A very angry in a Toyota Aygo literally trying to kill me.

coffee
Small car syndrome?
I'm talking full meltdown, multiple brake tests and swerving to hit me or push me into the path of oncoming traffic mental.
That sounds horrible, why on earth do some folk get like this.
Glad your ok
From the brief exchange I had with him, it appears he thought the shaking of my headlights in his mirror on weybridge's stty roads was me flashing my headlights at him hehe

J B L

4,200 posts

216 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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I swear I'd fail a drug test if I was tested just after my commute on the M25. Filtering through vans is like walking into an Amsterdam coffee shop.

hippy


Whilst a slight exaggeration, the smell of weed is very present in stationnary traffic in the morning.

Biker 1

7,741 posts

120 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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black-k1 said:
Sadly, I think today will be the last "commuting highlight" for some time. I expect the traffic next week will be back to normal levels so it's goodbye to a reasonably quick and easy ride in/home! I will make sure I make the most of the relatively clear roads on the ride home this PM, especially as it’s POETS day! biggrin
Oh god - I almost forgot its back to school tomorrow. I can't wait for all the school run mums - possibly the poorest/most dangerous driving you are likely to see/survive....

supercommuter

2,169 posts

103 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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J B L said:
I swear I'd fail a drug test if I was tested just after my commute on the M25. Filtering through vans is like walking into an Amsterdam coffee shop.

hippy


Whilst a slight exaggeration, the smell of weed is very present in stationnary traffic in the morning.
Yep - I notice this!

lindrup119

1,228 posts

144 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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supercommuter said:
J B L said:
I swear I'd fail a drug test if I was tested just after my commute on the M25. Filtering through vans is like walking into an Amsterdam coffee shop.

hippy


Whilst a slight exaggeration, the smell of weed is very present in stationnary traffic in the morning.
Yep - I notice this!
Popular on the North Circular too.

sjtscott

4,215 posts

232 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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Biker 1 said:
black-k1 said:
Sadly, I think today will be the last "commuting highlight" for some time. I expect the traffic next week will be back to normal levels so it's goodbye to a reasonably quick and easy ride in/home! I will make sure I make the most of the relatively clear roads on the ride home this PM, especially as it’s POETS day! biggrin
Oh god - I almost forgot its back to school tomorrow. I can't wait for all the school run mums - possibly the poorest/most dangerous driving you are likely to see/survive....
Already started in London - Rain and full on back to school peak time jams in London this morning.
Schools in my part of London were back in late last week but its a bit random nowadays.

CAPP0

Original Poster:

19,600 posts

204 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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sjtscott said:
Rain and full on back to school peak time jams in London this morning.
Yep, first stty ride in today since, er, the last stty ride in biggrin

Andy XRV

3,845 posts

181 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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lindrup119 said:
supercommuter said:
J B L said:
I swear I'd fail a drug test if I was tested just after my commute on the M25. Filtering through vans is like walking into an Amsterdam coffee shop.

hippy


Whilst a slight exaggeration, the smell of weed is very present in stationnary traffic in the morning.
Yep - I notice this!
Popular on the North Circular too.
......it's very popular in South London too. I always try and slow down for a good sniff smokin

myvision

1,947 posts

137 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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Andy XRV said:
lindrup119 said:
supercommuter said:
J B L said:
I swear I'd fail a drug test if I was tested just after my commute on the M25. Filtering through vans is like walking into an Amsterdam coffee shop.

hippy


Whilst a slight exaggeration, the smell of weed is very present in stationnary traffic in the morning.
Yep - I notice this!
Popular on the North Circular too.
......it's very popular in South London too. I always try and slow down for a good sniff smokin
It's extremely popular on the A13.

CAPP0

Original Poster:

19,600 posts

204 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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This morning's highlight was being overtaken at warp speed by the P&O cruise ship Britannia on the A20. And there was me thinking the RT was a touch lardy for commuting. This thing made my bike look like a mini moto. Fair play to the rider, he was riding it like it was a KTM 250 EXC.

It looked exactly like this:


Dakkon

7,826 posts

254 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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CAPP0 said:
This morning's highlight was being overtaken at warp speed by the P&O cruise ship Britannia on the A20. And there was me thinking the RT was a touch lardy for commuting. This thing made my bike look like a mini moto. Fair play to the rider, he was riding it like it was a KTM 250 EXC.

It looked exactly like this:

You need to man up wink