What f***ing animal is taking a leak on my bike?

What f***ing animal is taking a leak on my bike?

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CoolHands

Original Poster:

18,683 posts

196 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Sodding hell some fking animal is pissing up my front wheel!? I am living in a flat so have to park here in order to lock it to the railing, I presume a fox is doing it? Why would it piss on a rubber tyre? fking if I had a shotgun and many hours to waste I'd waste it bigtime

It happened earlier in the week but I wasn't hundred percent sure if it was piss or someone had spilt some beer on it (lots of alkies round here) but now I know for sure




3DP

9,917 posts

235 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Do you live or work near Fleegle?

creampuff

6,511 posts

144 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Mate, wait until you hit your mid 40s. You will be stopping by the side of the road for a piss and using your bike for cover.

creampuff

6,511 posts

144 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Also that's a scooter. Gayer wink

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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3DP said:
Do you live or work near Fleegle?
rofl

2wheelsjimmy

620 posts

98 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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It's been marked, so other animals will want to mark it.

Get some bleach or pine cleaner, something strong and clean where they've pissed. To get rid of the scent.

shielsy

826 posts

130 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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It was me

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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That's pussy

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Lie in wait then beat whatever it is to death with the handbag that came free with the bike.

CoolHands

Original Poster:

18,683 posts

196 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Haha

Ive just been to the supermarket I've covered it with cheap spray bleach (don't know if that knacker tyres as I'll be using it every night) plus chilli powder.

Take that sniffing pisser!


Brads67

3,199 posts

99 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Why does it bother you so much ? It`s a tyre, it rolls along on the road ? piss has no effect on that !.


Bleach and chilli powder ? jeesus.

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

183 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Wouldn't piss on it if it was a proper bike. Animal's doing you a favour. Burn the POS and be rid of it.

Unbusy

934 posts

98 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.

BrassMan

1,484 posts

190 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Unbusy said:
^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.
Easy now. It's only transport.

Wacky Racer

38,176 posts

248 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Cool story bro...

catso

14,791 posts

268 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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I'd say it's a dog, I know my dog does that sort of thing everywhere he possibly can.

theshrew

6,008 posts

185 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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I cant cock my leg up that far, Please rule me out.

soad

32,909 posts

177 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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A big dawg?

Tribal Chestnut

2,997 posts

183 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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Unbusy said:
^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.
Not especially, just honest. Can't stand them.

rb5er

11,657 posts

173 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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Its some st dog. They should all be exterminated.