What f***ing animal is taking a leak on my bike?
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I think I found the b
d! This bloke live in one of the houses through the back gates on the left. He was letting that little fker sniffle around the alley and piss in various places! I saw him doing it this morning by chance as I went to unlock my bike. He was a bit weird (I saw him peeping through a different neighbours back gate keyhole!) - I think he's one of them that will let the dog piss & st outside his own house and then simply go back inside. Nice.
I am pleased to report my counterstrike initiative worked.
d! This bloke live in one of the houses through the back gates on the left. He was letting that little fker sniffle around the alley and piss in various places! I saw him doing it this morning by chance as I went to unlock my bike. He was a bit weird (I saw him peeping through a different neighbours back gate keyhole!) - I think he's one of them that will let the dog piss & st outside his own house and then simply go back inside. Nice.I am pleased to report my counterstrike initiative worked.
Well that's just dandy 
I started this thread about my new scooter. Someone tried to nick it, (see my other thread) so now I am forced to use my old stter. Now to add insult to injury it's taking a leak on this too! It's a full-on leak too - look at it pooling on the rim! I had to march back to my house to get some floor wipes to wipe the disc-lock as I was worried about 'spray' 
The world is pissing all over me!
Need to buy some more chilli powder
I started this thread about my new scooter. Someone tried to nick it, (see my other thread) so now I am forced to use my old s
tter. Now to add insult to injury it's taking a leak on this too! It's a full-on leak too - look at it pooling on the rim! I had to march back to my house to get some floor wipes to wipe the disc-lock as I was worried about 'spray' The world is pissing all over me!
Need to buy some more chilli powder
CoolHands said:
I think I found the bd! This bloke live in one of the houses through the back gates on the left. He was letting that little fker sniffle around the alley and piss in various places! I saw him doing it this morning by chance as I went to unlock my bike. He was a bit weird (I saw him peeping through a different neighbours back gate keyhole!) - I think he's one of them that will let the dog piss & st outside his own house and then simply go back inside. Nice.
I am pleased to report my counterstrike initiative worked.
d! This bloke live in one of the houses through the back gates on the left. He was letting that little fker sniffle around the alley and piss in various places! I saw him doing it this morning by chance as I went to unlock my bike. He was a bit weird (I saw him peeping through a different neighbours back gate keyhole!) - I think he's one of them that will let the dog piss & st outside his own house and then simply go back inside. Nice.I am pleased to report my counterstrike initiative worked.
Do you live on Coronation Street? 
For inspiration https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=goZ2DqMnaGc
It says for cats but should work for dogs and their owners.
It says for cats but should work for dogs and their owners.
CAPP0 said:
Unbusy said:
^ is that meant to be funny? It comes over as nasty and pointless.
Worst "I'm new here and don't understand the old jokes yet" post ever.As an aside, your bike has become one of the local Dogs message posts. Once a pooch is pissing on your parade, they'll all start joing in to keep posted with eachother.
Think of it as a Doggie BB but minus the Lorenzo Fanboi w
kers 
If it's the same bloke all the time, I'd have a word with the owner.
If he's making reasonable efforts there's nothing can be done, but as a dog owner I try and stop mine pissing on people's vehicles.
Normal mild detergent will get it off. It's effectively just water with a few other trace chemicals in it.
If he's making reasonable efforts there's nothing can be done, but as a dog owner I try and stop mine pissing on people's vehicles.
Normal mild detergent will get it off. It's effectively just water with a few other trace chemicals in it.
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