Just witnessed A Bike Theft - GS1200 Berkeley Sq - HN16 ***

[Dog Star]

I once got a bit of st on here for calling BB "cliquey".
I wasn't wrong.

[freddytin]

FezSpider said:

freddytin said:

FezSpider said:

Wow you guys.
And all i said was "what effort", you go on like the guy stopped the bike thieves or somthing.
The above was just an explanation as to the bentley in my profile, nothing more.

As you are in the security business, how would you suggest we track down and deal with the stealing scooter srcotes ?

What you need is a detective, thats an all together different field as you well know
What the stolen motorcycle owner needed was the old lady in the youtube video.

Having just viewed your link , I can only hope for a bag swinging granny serving justice on the streets of London ....Certainly more effective than the local BIB

[kiethton]

rallycross said:

kiethton said:

Another in downham last night too - at least yours seems to stop for traffic lights/other traffic - the little st here didn't bother....

Another 2 last week in the same location too but different bikes, together buzzing/goading a queuing police car into chasing them...

I've seen this a couple of times in London in the past 12 months, blatantly running with no plates and taking the piss on the road with their mates.
Tempted to next time I see the little fu***ers to just run them off the road into a solid object - lamp post/bus stop/tree etc.

Posted about it a while back but another example is the tt seen occasionally on the A2, south of the blackwall whose plate just reads "catch me"

[Tribal Chestnut]

FezSpider said:

Wow you guys.
And all i said was "what effort", you go on like the guy stopped the bike thieves or somthing.
The above was just an explanation as to the bentley in my profile, nothing more.

To be fair to them, some of your posts on this thread do give the impression that you're a bit of a bell-end.

(not that I'm one to criticise, I'm an utter pussy and complete tool)

[FezSpider]

Tribal Chestnut said:

To be fair to them, some of your posts on this thread do give the impression that you're a bit of a bell-end.

(not that I'm one to criticise, I'm an utter pussy and complete tool)

I am sorry if i came across that way, however there is nothing that i have posted that is not 100% true.
I would like to think that any one who was about to have there bike stolen, would like to know that some one is intervening in some way other than calling the police on his mobile with his dick in his hand while hobbling along. Anything could have been done, even with a broken tow, ie shouting and making a fuss to attract the attention of other by standers ect, do some thing. What suprised me is that i was the only one who thought this
However I realise that real world people dont want confrontation or to get involved apart from on the anonymity of a forum were they are warriors.
During my 34 years of riding i did once intervene when a group of guys tried to pick up and throw a bandit into the back of a van. They never got the bike although it was damaged when it fell over.
It seems the grandmar in the video has more grit that most young men today.
So sorry to the cliqe for pissing anyone of and sorry to the OP, i am sure you did all you could.

[FezSpider]

anonymous said:

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Which bit is bullst in your opinion?

[Tribal Chestnut]

FezSpider said:

I am sorry if i came across that way, however there is nothing that i have posted that is not 100% true.
I would like to think that any one who was about to have there bike stolen, would like to know that some one is intervening in some way other than calling the police on his mobile with his dick in his hand while hobbling along. Anything could have been done, even with a broken tow, ie shouting and making a fuss to attract the attention of other by standers ect, do some thing. What suprised me is that i was the only one who thought this
However I realise that real world people dont want confrontation or to get involved apart from on the anonymity of a forum were they are warriors.
During my 34 years of riding i did once intervene when a group of guys tried to pick up and throw a bandit into the back of a van. They never got the bike although it was damaged when it fell over.
It seems the grandmar in the video has more grit that most young men today.
So sorry to the cliqe for pissing anyone of and sorry to the OP, i am sure you did all you could.

I once stopped my daughter pinching my niece's jelly tots if that makes you feel any better about the manliness of the men on here??

[FezSpider]

Tribal Chestnut said:

I once stopped my daughter pinching my niece's jelly tots if that makes you feel any better about the manliness of the men on here??

I didnt say that. So dont try to imply that mate.

[Rawwr]

Some people really do have a total lack of self-awareness when it comes to posting things on the Internet.

You should probably quit whilst you're behind.

[FezSpider]

Ok i am out of here, so the floor is yours so you can snipe and i wont defend my self. Fire away

[308mate]

Well that escalated quickly. BB regularly has more inflammatory st posted than anything Fez has said on this thread.

[black-k1]

FezSpider said:

I am sorry if i came across that way, however there is nothing that i have posted that is not 100% true.

I would like to think that any one who was about to have there bike stolen, would like to know that some one is intervening in some way other than calling the police on his mobile with his dick in his hand while hobbling along.

I honestly doubt that's 100% true!

[Rosscow]

FezSpider said:

would like to know that some one is intervening in some way other than calling the police on his mobile with his dick in his hand while hobbling along.

I have to admit I did snigger a bit at that comment, no offence OP

[Sea Demon]

FezSpider said:

Yes you silly , anyone can stand next to a Bentley and pretend its theres. However silly its my work car, besides my ferrari is worth more than that. Being that you think looking at my profile makes you a clever , did you even read any Bentley in my listings? No you did not silly .
My work car because being in the close protection industry for 27 years, i have earned my stripes and these are the cars we BGs use to take our principles about our daily dutys in.
Regarding spelling, you will find tha i spell how. fking like, no yellow spined fker like you will make me change , thats for sure.
Here is another picture of it, unfortunatley the estate is not mine either, its were i work from.
Yea Mate, goodnight.
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Edited by FezSpider on Wednesday 28th September 18:11

Sorry big man, you are clearly the king of this forum so Im not even going to bother arguing with you - you just carry on making yourself look like the big knob you are, boring people with your stories of close protection and trying to put people like me down on an internet forum.

I've got work to day and have my dick in my hand, keep an eye for bike theives and good luck with taking them down with your man skills.

[hebegb]

308mate said:

Well that escalated quickly. BB regularly has more inflammatory st posted than anything Fez has said on this thread.

I agree, but the entertainment factor was high I found.
Neither involved me but I've not enjoyed a set of rants like this since the South Afrikkkkaaaan helicopter pilot , with the "007" engraved sill plates on his DB7.
Good times !

[Sea Demon]

Rosscow said:

I have to admit I did snigger a bit at that comment, no offence OP

No offence taken, water off a ducks back - its the internet, everyone would have done better than a bloke with a boot & crutches.

If I knew what bike/s Mr Fezspider had & I saw someone stealing them I would wave my dick at the people taking them and give them a thumbs up with the other hand.

[Fleegle]

Sea Demon said:

If I knew what bike/s Mr Fezspider had & I saw someone stealing them I would wave my dick at the people taking them and give them a thumbs up with the other hand.

I would need 3 hands

[PorkInsider]

Sea Demon said:

If I knew what bike/s Mr Fezspider had & I saw someone stealing them I would wave my dick at the people taking them and give them a thumbs up with the other hand.

Desmosedici RR and an NR750?

[Rosscow]

Fleegle said:

Sea Demon said:

If I knew what bike/s Mr Fezspider had & I saw someone stealing them I would wave my dick at the people taking them and give them a thumbs up with the other hand.

I would need 3 hands

[Tribal Chestnut]

FezSpider said:

Tribal Chestnut said:

I once stopped my daughter pinching my niece's jelly tots if that makes you feel any better about the manliness of the men on here??

I didnt say that. So dont try to imply that mate.

I wasn't trying to imply anything, mate, don't take yourself so bloody seriously.