GF does not like bikes - how could I get her to like it?

[mitzy]

If you havent got a microwave get one

ready meals for one

ping

[StevRS]

Mr POD said:

you have a G/F who blows hot and cold

At least she blows, mate

[Ruttager]

What possesed you to by that couch on 2 wheels? neither wonder she's pissed! she'd probably be more impressed if you rocked up on one of these:



Flog the scooter (I dread to think how much it cost) and buy a proper bike.

[Chilli]

trumpet600 said:

Chilli said:

Perhaps just spoil her for a bit and let her know that's she's the most important thing in your life

What, like buy her a box of choccies and tell her to get over it?


Are you speaking from experience nick?

Yep, and a smack on the ar$e of course.

[Rocket Pepper]

v8vette said:

strap a stonking great dildo to the seat!!.............. worked for me...haha

Well,they do so a blokes G spot is up his arse.

[Busamav]

Simple answer .

Tell her to ride pillion or spend the time at home getting the housework up to date .


Luckily , my wifey has ridden pillion with me for 36 years now and loves it .

The amount of times we have been out with the hard young uns on their litre bikes , got to the coast and all panic breaks out when they realise what the time is

Get her on board OP or your life will be a misery .

Dont even think that her getting a bike will be an answer , you will just end up going for the most boring ride of your life and wonder what the fukk you are doing wasting good petrol .

Mine got a licence back in 76 just to spite me so she could ride my new CB750 ,( 8 consecutive Sunday mornings with the RAC on a 125 and that was it)

it broke my heart to let her ride it , but that was the deal , and she soon realised she wouldnt ever be as good as a bloke on a bike .

Job done ,we have toured Europe , and go blasting with the herberts , its all good fun .

She does moans like fukk when we start getting to 170's though as evidently it is difficult to hold in there

[catso]

I've been married for 18yrs, we've been together for 21, my wife has never got on a bike and has no interest whatsoever, which suits me fine as;

1. I can have a 'monoposto' (single-seat in Ducati speak).
2. There is someone to look after the kids/clean the house when I'm out on the bike.
3. I don't need to buy her biking gear, or even a bike.
4. I can disappear into the garage at night to 'fix' my bike rather than watch big brother with her.

HTH