Excuse for being late for work
Discussion
So this morning i was running late for work.
I used to be notorious for always being late so over the past few months have made big efforts to get to work on time & have been managing to get in bang on time.
Anyway....
This morning the traffic was especially bad, as soon as i hit a free bit of road i gunned it, came round a corner behind a car, so slowed down, anyway, my momentary lapse of consentration meant i managed to hit a pot hole in the middle of the road ( a fresh one as there is building works going on on said road at the moment).
I was'nt expecting it & it promptly planted my crown jewels into the tank - quite painful.
Needless to say i had to pull over and stop for a minute & get my breath back.
When i get to work & i'm 10 minutes late they ask what my excuse is this time, i explain as above & was given an A for a great excuse.
Thought you all might like a laugh!
I used to be notorious for always being late so over the past few months have made big efforts to get to work on time & have been managing to get in bang on time.
Anyway....
This morning the traffic was especially bad, as soon as i hit a free bit of road i gunned it, came round a corner behind a car, so slowed down, anyway, my momentary lapse of consentration meant i managed to hit a pot hole in the middle of the road ( a fresh one as there is building works going on on said road at the moment).
I was'nt expecting it & it promptly planted my crown jewels into the tank - quite painful.
Needless to say i had to pull over and stop for a minute & get my breath back.
When i get to work & i'm 10 minutes late they ask what my excuse is this time, i explain as above & was given an A for a great excuse.
Thought you all might like a laugh!
Rach* said:
mitzy said:
Just smack her in the chops then say
bye bye
(I'm in a real grumpy mood today!)
Me too, we're all meant to be going for a curry tonight, social evening because some big cheese is visiting, I daren't have a drink! bye bye(I'm in a real grumpy mood today!)
She's such a t
t, just before lunch she asked if I had any plans yet, I told her I'm on paid leave until 27th November, haha, so not really, lots of shopping, riding my bike and sleeping in late!
She just grunted and sloped off.
I know tonight my bosses boss will be bleating on at me how the grass isn't greener in the private world, well double what your paying me says it is!
t, just before lunch she asked if I had any plans yet, I told her I'm on paid leave until 27th November, haha, so not really, lots of shopping, riding my bike and sleeping in late! She just grunted and sloped off.
I know tonight my bosses boss will be bleating on at me how the grass isn't greener in the private world, well double what your paying me says it is!
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