Modified Chimaera Club (MCC)

Modified Chimaera Club (MCC)

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Chilliman

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11,992 posts

162 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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clive f said:
from an outsiders point of view if this is to be an elite club, then the number of memebrs should be limited, that is what make it elite.

6 years ago when I first had a griff anything north of 300bhp was considered a monster, so to get a naturally aspirated rv8 with 330 to 350 bhp was quite an achievement, nowadays with more people being interested in modifying their engines these outputs are quite commonplace, so an elite club should be for engines with 360+??




sorry Dazhehe
This has made me think, perhaps we should have different classes of membership, for example:

1 Less than 320 bhp but has some other redeeming attribute worthy of note (like VERY worthy)
2 320 - 350 bhp
3 351 - 399 bhp
4 400 and up

These could further be descibed as:

1 - honourary member/trainee nutter
2 - Nutter
3 - Total Nutter
4 - Complete Fe**ing Nutter

Or something similar smile

phazed

21,844 posts

205 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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And maybe the ultimate class,

Over 500 bhp with standard brakes?

Chilliman

Original Poster:

11,992 posts

162 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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phazed said:
And maybe the ultimate class,

Over 500 bhp with standard brakes?
That's just silly, at the very least you'd need braided hoses nuts

dbv8

8,655 posts

221 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Or class 5 for the quickest up the drag strip.

Oh and with standard brakes wink

GasMunkey

5,697 posts

180 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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phazed said:
And maybe the ultimate class,

Over 500 bhp with standard brakes?
That will be me then

Goaty Bill

1,779 posts

152 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Proudly excluding myself.
Please issue my lifetime ban forthwith.

Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC)

MADMAX2

2,336 posts

195 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Goaty Bill self banning makes my job easier smile

Goaty Bill

1,779 posts

152 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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MADMAX2 said:
Goaty Bill self banning makes my job easier smile
Just trying to make your life easier smile

Chilliman

Original Poster:

11,992 posts

162 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Goaty Bill said:
Proudly excluding myself.
Please issue my lifetime ban forthwith.

Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC)
Right, looks like we've got our first honourary member biggrin

I hereby propose Goaty Bill as our first honourary member!

Who will second/third this etc smile

GasMunkey

5,697 posts

180 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Need a Tvr version of this

ttp://www.buseswithattitude.co.uk/

phazed

21,844 posts

205 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Chilliman said:
Goaty Bill said:
Proudly excluding myself.
Please issue my lifetime ban forthwith.

Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC)
Right, looks like we've got our first honourary member biggrin

I hereby propose Goaty Bill as our first honourary member!

Who will second/third this etc smile
Me please, seconded!

He shall be, "The man with powers to keepeth us in line"!

domV8

1,375 posts

182 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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...waiting for the power run figures, should be coming in the next couple of days...

Dom

kevd

177 posts

162 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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biper said:
We need a a slogan and a windscreen sticker.
How about something like this
Neanderthal - thats sort of like a modified chimp.

Kev (Official Griff Intruder);)

phazed

21,844 posts

205 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Hadeha!

Frenchda

1,318 posts

234 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Goaty Bill

1,779 posts

152 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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phazed said:
Chilliman said:
Goaty Bill said:
Proudly excluding myself.
Please issue my lifetime ban forthwith.

Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC)
Right, looks like we've got our first honourary member biggrin

I hereby propose Goaty Bill as our first honourary member!

Who will second/third this etc smile
Me please, seconded!

He shall be, "The man with powers to keepeth us in line"!
I am [not] sorry to say, that I must [dis]respectfully decline your [un]kind offer of [dis]honourable membership in your club [of Chimaera perverting reprobates].

I know only too well how the journey begins down the slippery slope of [mass]modification, that so often begins with nothing more than a chromed tail pipe cover, or the polishing of a bolt head.

I have several times experienced first hand the destruction caused by putting too many horses in too small a corral.
Not for my car, such a fate.

If any of you should choose the path to repentance and redemption... Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC).
Minor modifications, where the original parts are no longer available, or providing they do not dramatically improve performance, or visibly alter the appearance of the vehicle, may be given special dispensation.

I await my official ban notice with [eager] anticipation. smile

Bubbles Chimp

18 posts

151 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Can I join your club please ?

I have a number of interesting modifications myself that keep me entertained whilst driving along.

lick

phazed

21,844 posts

205 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Here we go, grief alert!

Chilliman

Original Poster:

11,992 posts

162 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Goaty Bill said:
phazed said:
Chilliman said:
Goaty Bill said:
Proudly excluding myself.
Please issue my lifetime ban forthwith.

Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC)
Right, looks like we've got our first honourary member biggrin

I hereby propose Goaty Bill as our first honourary member!

Who will second/third this etc smile
Me please, seconded!

He shall be, "The man with powers to keepeth us in line"!
I am [not] sorry to say, that I must [dis]respectfully decline your [un]kind offer of [dis]honourable membership in your club [of Chimaera perverting reprobates].

I know only too well how the journey begins down the slippery slope of [mass]modification, that so often begins with nothing more than a chromed tail pipe cover, or the polishing of a bolt head.

I have several times experienced first hand the destruction caused by putting too many horses in too small a corral.
Not for my car, such a fate.

If any of you should choose the path to repentance and redemption... Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC).
Minor modifications, where the original parts are no longer available, or providing they do not dramatically improve performance, or visibly alter the appearance of the vehicle, may be given special dispensation.

I await my official ban notice with [eager] anticipation. smile
Er, lets think about this for a moment.... NO! We need you. We need an Icon. A shimmering beacon of origal light in sea of modified horrors.. An island of originality in an ocean of upgraded monsters, Just as the monster needed Frankenstein, we need YOU. Er, hang on, thats not right confused

Anyway, you are our nemesis, our antithesis, our antichrist, you are our, er, oasis of light in a desert of darkness, a shining moon in the deep darkness of space, a ray of hope in our gloomy world of ill conceived upgrades. Just as Superman needs Lex Luthor, so it is with us...

My ability to write drivel has been proven once again getmecoat

Chilliman

Original Poster:

11,992 posts

162 months

Thursday 1st November 2012
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Alternative vegetarian stylee fringe element here:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...