Modified Chimaera Club (MCC)

[Moycie]

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[ChimpofDarkness]

Knock Knock, let me in

Goat Boy rejected my application to join the "I wouldn't Change a Thing Club" on the grounds I changed my oil from the stuff TVR put in it 1996 and its got new discs & pads too.

So I hereby submit my formal application by presenting my humble credentials:

• I ditched the original pink faded carpets for something nice & red that will last

• I want a turbo

• I have non standard front tyres on the way

• My front wheels are 1" too big

• My fuel managements isn't Lucas

• I sent my distributor to the Science Museum to be used as an humorous exhibit

• My suspension is from Gaz

• My cats have left the building

• Some bloke call Rob put a non-standard cam in it

• He also tweaked my oil pressure up

• My flywheel lost weight

• My clutch is from Helix

• My induction pipes are from ACT

• My temperature & oil pressure gauges tell the truth

• My immobiliser has had the snip

• My drop links are from Leven

• My anti-roll bar bushes are poly

• My power steering pipes got the "U" bend mod so don't leak all over the exhaust

• My manifold bolts are ARP

• My starter motor has been replaced

• My battery to stater lead is now python thick

• My battery is a PC1500 from Odyssey

• My clutch master cylinder is new

• My boot pops open with a magnet

• I have wireless AFR from AEM

• My headlight bulbs are Philips X-Treme

• My sidelight bulbs are 24w

• My plugs are iridium

• My brake hoses are braided

• My plenum is spaced

• My trumpets got shortened

• I've got on-board TomTom plunged in

• I'm running it too hot & lean

• I'm fitting some XJS seats (if they fit)

• I'll be sniffin gas soon

All that after just 4 years, no wonder I'm skint

And yes, amazingly it all still works, I may have to go back to ChimpanLucky again

Go on let us in, you know you want to.......

Edited by ChimpofDarkness on Thursday 1st November 17:14

[slideways]

dbv8 said:

If it's fixed then try and break it

or If it aint broke fix it till it is!

[slideways]

GasMunkey said:

phazed said:

And maybe the ultimate class,

Over 500 bhp with standard brakes?

That will be me then

I'll see your 500 then raise you 100
with 260mm fronts

[dbv8]

ChimpofDarkness said:

• I'll be sniffin gas soon

Tell me more.

[ChimpofDarkness]

dbv8 said:

ChimpofDarkness said:

• I'll be sniffin gas soon

Tell me more.

Not that sort of gas, you're obsessed boy

[GasMunkey]

slideways said:

I'll see your 500 then raise you 100
with 260mm fronts

I'm impressed, and I raise you 200mph with 260mm and tr1's

[Goaty Bill]

Chilliman said:

Er, lets think about this for a moment.... NO! We need you. We need an Icon. A shimmering beacon of origal light in sea of modified horrors.. An island of originality in an ocean of upgraded monsters, Just as the monster needed Frankenstein, we need YOU. Er, hang on, thats not right

Anyway, you are our nemesis, our antithesis, our antichrist, you are our, er, oasis of light in a desert of darkness, a shining moon in the deep darkness of space, a ray of hope in our gloomy world of ill conceived upgrades. Just as Superman needs Lex Luthor, so it is with us...

My ability to write drivel has been proven once again

You need ........ a doctor?

Such enthusiasm, such misguided enthusiasm, such a waste in one so young.

[slideways]

GasMunkey said:

slideways said:

I'll see your 500 then raise you 100
with 260mm fronts

I'm impressed, and I raise you 200mph with 260mm and tr1's

your on but i only have dunlop sp9000 on the rear and part worn remolds on the front

[MADMAX2]

Goaty Bill ...
I MADMAX2 ... official club hitman.. serves you a ban notice effective IMMEDIATELY...any further intrusion will incur a fine of £50 cash for every alphabetical letter or number posted from now on.. payable to the club treasurer with my 10% fee deducted tax free

[Goaty Bill]

phazed said:

Chilliman said:

Goaty Bill said:

Proudly excluding myself.
Please issue my lifetime ban forthwith.

Un-Modified Chimaera Club (UMCC)

Right, looks like we've got our first honourary member

I hereby propose Goaty Bill as our first honourary member!

Who will second/third this etc

Me please, seconded!

He shall be, "The man with powers to keepeth us in line"!

Peter, I am sorry to say, that I think you crossed that 'line' years ago, and several more since then.

[MADMAX2]

Goaty Bill...as its cash thats £4K but because you used the quotes from other members its a triple fine so now its £12K the treasurer is just typing up the invoice now

[Chilliman]

Moycie said:

The Chimp Paradox: The Mind Management Programme to Help You Achieve Success, Confidence and Happiness
buy here

Right, another Griff intrusion to these hallowed halls of modified Chimdom...

Be gone foul Griff intruder, or our club hitman will be paying you a visit. He doesn't take prisoners, can't stand wheelbarrows, and makes the Stig look like Andy Pandy and the cute chick that climbed in the basket with him... You have been warned....

[Goaty Bill]

MADMAX2 said:

Goaty Bill ...
I MADMAX2 ... official club hitman.. serves you a ban notice effective IMMEDIATELY...any further intrusion will incur a fine of £50 cash for every alphabetical letter or number posted from now on.. payable to the club treasurer with my 10% fee deducted tax free

My everlasting thanks sir.

I reserve the 'right to reply', as my constitutional right.

My general compliance with your ban, does not in anyway indicate or confirm agreement with or acceptance of your additional terms and conditions.

[MADMAX2]

The treasurer has confirmed you have paid the fine Goaty Bill and there is no double jeopardy so you are free to comment from now on...

easiest £1.2K ive ever earnt

[GasMunkey]

slideways said:

GasMunkey said:

slideways said:

I'll see your 500 then raise you 100
with 260mm fronts

I'm impressed, and I raise you 200mph with 260mm and tr1's

your on but i only have dunlop sp9000 on the rear and part worn remolds on the front

You will be needing some of these

[phazed]

GasMunkey said:

You will be needing some of these

All we need is "Jimmy Savilles" name to be mentioned in the same post as that picture and we're all for it!

[slideways]

GasMunkey said:

You will be needing some of these

Yes I will, funny each time I press the loud peddle they swell a little

[Hoofa]

Count me in boys , can I join please,!,, anyway tvr monster used to class anything north of 300bhp.. inow it's for griff boys

"" ooo look at my trumpets and smooth elbow """"

[Hoofa]

neal1980 said:

Im in

6.3 fully forged LS
6 Speed Box
Twin Turbos or big single still not 100% yet...

In a Chimaera Think I am nutty

Was one feeling inadequate