Big Simp & Chimp drowned in tragic accident!

[jigs]

As you can all see in PH Classifieds Big Simp and his Chimp are no more - a freak flood of the River Braid has left Big Simp's house and (carpeted)garage under 8 feet of water. RIP Roar!

[.Mark]

[Trefor]

I wonder if his Chimaera has any leaks?

OK Jigs, I know it's Irish, not Welsh.

[poorpeet]

Too young too die, too ugly to live!

[jigs]

You've met Big Simp then?

[stu247]

jigs said:

As you can all see in PH Classifieds Big Simp and his Chimp are no more - a freak flood of the River Braid has left Big Simp's house and (carpeted)garage under 8 feet of water. RIP Roar!

I notice the 'yer man' has managed to keep his head above the water....someone open one of those windies quick !!

[Big Simp]

Divers arriving in the morning to retrieve anything of value, but fearing for the worst, remind me Jigs to mention the size of my boots next time we chat.

Its only lent to you old chap we aint so slow up round these neck of the woods, lol

[Big Simp]

stu247 said:

jigs said: As you can all see in PH Classifieds Big Simp and his Chimp are no more - a freak flood of the River Braid has left Big Simp's house and (carpeted)garage under 8 feet of water. RIP Roar! I notice the 'yer man' has managed to keep his head above the water....someone open one of those windies quick !!

Joey always did if i seem to remember.
Wot bout ye hows ur Chimaera is it drowning also

[jigs]

You might have a long wait Big Simp - I think those divers have to go to Mexico first to rescue some English soldiers.

[cosmoschick]

Need any help 'bailing out'?!

[CraigAlsop]

You seem to be taking the bad news pretty well under the circumstances - I know I would be gutted!

[stu247]

Big Simp said:

stu247 said: jigs said: As you can all see in PH Classifieds Big Simp and his Chimp are no more - a freak flood of the River Braid has left Big Simp's house and (carpeted)garage under 8 feet of water. RIP Roar! I notice that 'yer man' has managed to keep his head above the water....someone open one of those windies quick !! Joey always did if i seem to remember. Wot bout ye hows ur Chimaera is it drowning also

No carpet in my garage for the water to stick to...so no problems there..!!

The only thing drowning round here is me....in petrol receipts !!

Apart from that me Chim is going grand thanks !!

Stu.

>> Edited by stu247 on Thursday 25th March 11:06
Bloody puters !!

>> Edited by stu247 on Thursday 25th March 11:14

[the dodger]

Stu, how come there's nothing on your garage walls or down the sides? Do you have another garage for all your tut?

[stu247]

the dodger said:

Stu, how come there's nothing on your garage walls or down the sides? Do you have another garage for all your tut?

Nope....I had a bit of a 'clear out' before the Chim arrived..

Believe it or not, there's a tumble dryer in there somewhere and a rabbit...

Stu

[dave_p]

Is the engine flooded?

[jigs]

Gosh aren't Chimaera boots just wonderful -
what with a tumble dryer and a rabbit in there yours obviously doubles as a laundry and a rabbit's house - you weren't in Starchy and Hutch by any chance?

[stu247]

jigs said:

Gosh aren't Chimaera boots just wonderful - what with a tumble dryer and a rabbit in there yours obviously doubles as a laundry and a rabbit's house - you weren't in Starchy and Hutch by any chance?

[AJ ;-)]

the dodger said:

Stu, how come there's nothing on your garage walls or down the sides? Do you have another garage for all your tut?

There are some bikes hung up. Have they floated away or just had a good wash?

[stu247]

Nope still there.......although my rear derailleur is alot cleaner !!! Not that it has seen a lot of use lately for some reason....