New TT delivered, catalogue of woes...

New TT delivered, catalogue of woes...

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andyeds1234

2,277 posts

170 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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ilduce said:
andyeds1234 said:
I'm not sure any dealer has a remedy for someone buying an expensive brand, and then being surpried it is, well, expensive.....
It's obvious you've never run or owned one or you'd understand it's not the "expense" as you put it but their continuous efforts to relieve you of your money for no other reason than they want it.
If you still can't understand, a good example in your case would be how you felt when you booked your last flight with Ryanair.
Calm down dear, I understand just fine....
Porsche warranty and servicing costs are indeed sobering, but that should hardly have been a surprise.
The Porsche approved warranty coverage is about as good as it gets though, but clearly this is not what you have experienced....



Edited by andyeds1234 on Tuesday 3rd March 17:48

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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andyeds1234 said:
ilduce said:
andyeds1234 said:
I'm not sure any dealer has a remedy for someone buying an expensive brand, and then being surpried it is, well, expensive.....
It's obvious you've never run or owned one or you'd understand it's not the "expense" as you put it but their continuous efforts to relieve you of your money for no other reason than they want it.
If you still can't understand, a good example in your case would be how you felt when you booked your last flight with Ryanair.
Calm down dear, I understand just fine....
Porsche warranty and servicing costs are indeed sobering, but that should hardly have been a surprise.
The Porsche approved warranty coverage is about as good as it gets though, but clearly this is not what you have experienced....
Oh dear, either I'm not explaining myself or you're well um, let's just say it's my fault ok?

Let's try again. The dealers try to make you pay for work/parts that are not needed. Every time you visit the showroom.

The Porsche warranty is just expensive shi't that covers things that don't break and vice-versa.

You still think they are the Wizard of OZ, I have seen behind the curtain.



(fvck, he'll never understand the last bit)



andyeds1234

2,277 posts

170 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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ilduce said:
Oh dear, either I'm not explaining myself or you're well um, let's just say it's my fault ok?

Let's try again. The dealers try to make you pay for work/parts that are not needed. Every time you visit the showroom.

The Porsche warranty is just expensive shi't that covers things that don't break and vice-versa.

You still think they are the Wizard of OZ, I have seen behind the curtain.



(fvck, he'll never understand the last bit)
Oh dear indeed...
YOUR dealer had YOU pay for parts that YOU didn't need. That is clearly a reason to be disappointed, but is not everyone's experience. Maybe try a different dealer next time? That is, after all, the point I was trying to make.



Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.


Sorry OP, I'm messing up your thread. I'll duck out here.

Edited by andyeds1234 on Tuesday 3rd March 19:56

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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andyeds1234 said:
ilduce said:
Oh dear, either I'm not explaining myself or you're well um, let's just say it's my fault ok?

Let's try again. The dealers try to make you pay for work/parts that are not needed. Every time you visit the showroom.

The Porsche warranty is just expensive shi't that covers things that don't break and vice-versa.

You still think they are the Wizard of OZ, I have seen behind the curtain.



(fvck, he'll never understand the last bit)
Oh dear indeed...
YOUR dealer had YOU pay for parts that YOU didn't need. That is clearly a reason to be disappointed, but is not everyone's experience. Maybe try a different dealer next time? That is, after all, the point I was trying to make.



Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
Not everyone's experience- that would be ridiculous but the number of different dealers that came out with the same lies made one think they were all reading from the same script- the point I made earlier but you failed to notice.

Glad you understood the last bit- rare for a teenager to have seen the film.

IainT

10,040 posts

238 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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ilduce said:
Glad you understood the last bit- rare for a teenager to have seen the film.
The condescension in your posts is stunning.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh

blade7

11,311 posts

216 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Friends of Dorothy ?

silentbrown

8,827 posts

116 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Vizzini said:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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hornetrider said:
andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh
How can you laugh when it took you more than 12 hours to understand it and then posted something that an 8 year would be embarrassed to write?

Unless of course, you're seven.

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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blade7 said:
Friends of Dorothy ?
Wikipedia will help you with this and the rest of your prison homework.


ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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silentbrown said:
Vizzini said:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
I had to Google that and was amazed to find you'd quoted a line from a film. You must be popular in the office with your comedy ties and socks.

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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IainT said:
ilduce said:
Glad you understood the last bit- rare for a teenager to have seen the film.
The condescension in your posts is stunning.
Why thank you. It's a habit I formed when I frequented the Porsche forum.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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ilduce said:
hornetrider said:
andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh
How can you laugh when it took you more than 12 hours to understand it and then posted something that an 8 year would be embarrassed to write?

Unless of course, you're seven.
In your rush to appear aloof you have spectacularly demonstrated that you don't understand how the internet works. Well done!

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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hornetrider said:
ilduce said:
hornetrider said:
andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh
How can you laugh when it took you more than 12 hours to understand it and then posted something that an 8 year would be embarrassed to write?

Unless of course, you're seven.
In your rush to appear aloof you have spectacularly demonstrated that you don't understand how the internet works. Well done!
Silly billy. That's not aloofness, that condescension.
I think I understand how the internet works but what I don't understand is your comment: he posted his razor sharp remark, it appears you spent 12 hours reading, understanding it and compiling a baby's reply. What has that got to do with the workings of the internet?

n.b. you realise I know you didn't spend 12 hours don't you? I was hinting that you weren't very clever and, unless I'm mistaken, I've underestimated quite how dim you are.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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ilduce said:
hornetrider said:
ilduce said:
hornetrider said:
andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh
How can you laugh when it took you more than 12 hours to understand it and then posted something that an 8 year would be embarrassed to write?

Unless of course, you're seven.
In your rush to appear aloof you have spectacularly demonstrated that you don't understand how the internet works. Well done!
Silly billy. That's not aloofness, that condescension.
I think I understand how the internet works but what I don't understand is your comment: he posted his razor sharp remark, it appears you spent 12 hours reading, understanding it and compiling a baby's reply. What has that got to do with the workings of the internet?

n.b. you realise I know you didn't spend 12 hours don't you? I was hinting that you weren't very clever and, unless I'm mistaken, I've underestimated quite how dim you are.
You crack on contradicting yourself with semi-literate nonsense bucko, you're covering yourself in debating glory.

ilduce

485 posts

127 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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hornetrider said:
ilduce said:
hornetrider said:
ilduce said:
hornetrider said:
andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh
How can you laugh when it took you more than 12 hours to understand it and then posted something that an 8 year would be embarrassed to write?

Unless of course, you're seven.
In your rush to appear aloof you have spectacularly demonstrated that you don't understand how the internet works. Well done!
Silly billy. That's not aloofness, that condescension.
I think I understand how the internet works but what I don't understand is your comment: he posted his razor sharp remark, it appears you spent 12 hours reading, understanding it and compiling a baby's reply. What has that got to do with the workings of the internet?

n.b. you realise I know you didn't spend 12 hours don't you? I was hinting that you weren't very clever and, unless I'm mistaken, I've underestimated quite how dim you are.
You crack on contradicting yourself with semi-literate nonsense bucko, you're covering yourself in debating glory.
This has to be a wind-up.
No one can be as stupid as you're making out.

blueg33

35,846 posts

224 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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FFS - can you guys quit wasting bandwidth please, it really doesnt help the thread!

TBH the thread should nbe closed as the op has a resolution

MODS - please come into the playground and stop the fight by closing the topic.

blade7

11,311 posts

216 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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ilduce said:
blade7 said:
Friends of Dorothy ?
Wikipedia will help you with this and the rest of your prison homework.

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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hornetrider said:
andyeds1234 said:
Finally, thank you for using one of the most obvious literary metaphors in history, and presenting it as an enigmatic riddle. I'm clearly dealing with a mercurial intellect.
OOOF! Right in the 'nads! laugh
yes
Legendary comment! laugh

Edited by Rich_W on Wednesday 4th March 22:25

Broccers

3,236 posts

253 months

Friday 13th March 2015
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This is a perfect friday afternoon thread. Glad OP got out of the 700 quid a month disaster - that would upset me too.