The Griffith and Gossip... Light Hearted Topic !!

[Pasco]

Quinny said:

I wouldn't mind.

She's definitly my type.

Is she a bit of a goer???

If she can cook, clean, and hoik a V8 around I'm there

All that and she takes it up the OXO Tower So Spendy was saying

[spend]

Hmmm, "TCS bh" PH's own ladyboy, will Joo be changing his business direction once again? German sex-tourists will be flocking to the spire town in their droves

This might just be the thing to kick start the economy

[trackcar]

you can do the website for it spend .. spankingheads.com redbum matters

[Pasco]

Thanks for my Bone Quinny i will treasure it mate

[spend]

Bloomin Eck Quinny is it so vicious that you need all those cages? or is it to stop it running off to BOT for its bone

Pascos not picking up so I can only guess he is really getting 'stuck into it'oerrmisses:

[clive f]

Cripes Qiunny, what have you done to its hair???

been using it to polish the griff have you???

[spend]

Bald (well practically ) bh with wig sniping at poor dog follicularly challenged underneath

This must be exactly the kind of posting Quinny was disappointed by

[Barkychoc]

Pasco said:

Well having had a long conversation with my buddy CliveF

We have both come to the conclusion that the Griff section is getting a little Boring and Err.... slow... Humor wise

Well Gentlemen I think you've rectified that little problem

[steve j]

clive f said:

Quinny said:

Yep,

Griff and Chim forums are the best on PH.


But there seems to be a bit of an atmosphere around the whole site.

Can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't like it.




As an example, I recommended this site to a local guy recently. He was less than complementry. He was a Jag owner.
Said it wasn't the sort of website he'd like to be assoiated with.

Andy, I `ve been reading your posts with interest ever since I first found pistonheads, and to be honest mate I regard you as a sort of "Agony Uncle", whenever theres a problem, handy andy is always there posting helpful photos showing us how to do this or that, top stuff mate, so keep it up, and don`t shy away to t`other side too much!!





anyway,............ dear Uncle Andy, my wife says I should dress up more, be a bit smarter rather than just the dirty jeans and the egg stained t shirt, I didn`t hear much of what she shouted at me after the dress up more bit, hence now she is threatening to leave me as I am wearing her clothes in an attempt to please her, but I am dressing up for her, ( and in fact some of it is quite nice, have you ever changed an oil filter wearing a mini skirt?) please help, what am I doing wrong,...........a totally confused griff owner!

Oh my lord Fordy Harry made a lifetime deal with you, 20quid and the camel for that woman who puts up with all of your strange requests. Now I reckon you got a bargain there matey!!!! it`s the grease and oil stains on her dresses she doesn`t like

[clive f]

spend said:

Bald (well practically ) bh with wig sniping at poor dog follicularly challenged underneath

This must be exactly the kind of posting Quinny was disappointed by

so where is the wee fella?

probably still in his centrally heated garage polishing his ramps, lucky git!!

[spend]

steve j said:

it`s the grease and oil stains on her dresses she doesn`t like

Could you please clarify which 'her' & 'she' you are referring to

[clive f]

spend said:

steve j said:

it`s the grease and oil stains on her dresses she doesn`t like

Could you please clarify which 'her' & 'she' you are referring to

OI!! Bendy Spendy, as I remember you`re the one with the mullet hair!

[clive f]

must admit, this is one of the better topics on here in a long while, but where is the ballistic banana chap? he`s usually along to join in with a p take.

does he need provoking before he jumps in?

[spend]

clive f said:

spend said:

steve j said:

it`s the grease and oil stains on her dresses she doesn`t like

Could you please clarify which 'her' & 'she' you are referring to

OI!! Bendy Spendy, as I remember you`re the one with the mullet hair!

FFS Even Homer Simpson has a mullet compared to YOU!

In fact Quinnys hound looks like its been Sued (spent ages trying to talk her into 'carving' some interesting patterns as you well know )

[Pasco]

clive f said:

spend said:

steve j said:

it`s the grease and oil stains on her dresses she doesn`t like

Could you please clarify which 'her' & 'she' you are referring to

OI!! Bendy Spendy, as I remember you`re the one with the mullet hair!

You have a point Fordy Nice Hair Dave



But what the hell were you doing with that pipe up your Arse ?

[spend]

You know all that st clogging up your induction?











































Well its mine

[Pasco]

X 1000,000 Priceless !!!

[clive f]

looks to me like hes trying to squeeze one out so as to touch up the paintwork on the crap brown griff

[spend]

Quinny said:

Thats how we bought the poor little bugger. Daft sods had shaved him.

Crabs?

[Pasco]

clive f said:

looks to me like hes trying to squeeze one out so as to touch up the paintwork on the crap brown griff

Err Cat st Brown I have you know Shmeagle !!