The Griffith and Gossip... Light Hearted Topic !!
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slideways said:
Pasco said:
Well having had a long conversation with my buddy CliveF 
We have both come to the conclusion that the Griff section is getting a little Boring and Err.... slow... Humor wise 
So if you have any Gossip or any old Rubbish you would like to get off your chest then Say it Now !!!
No Holds Barred Unless the Mod's Get involved that is.. BB
Come on Now... fellow Griffters.... What do you Know ? Or what do you want to get off your chest ?
does that include chest wigs We have both come to the conclusion that the Griff section is getting a little
Boring and Err.... slow... Humor wise So if you have any Gossip or any old Rubbish you would like to get off your chest then Say it Now !!!
No Holds Barred Unless the Mod's Get involved that is.. BB
Come on Now... fellow Griffters.... What do you Know ? Or what do you want to get off your chest ?
rev-erend said:
You want light hearted..
Two back-woods rednecks, Bubba and Derk are in a local bar putting down cold beers. All of a sudden, a woman sitting at a table nearby gets choked on one of her chicken wings she's having for supper. The room goes into a panic and her friend calls out loudly and frantically "are there any doctors in the house?".
Derk gets up, sets his beer on the bar and walks over to look at the woman. He ask "can you swaller? - she shakes her head side to side to reply no. He ask "can you breath? - she again shakes her head side as no. Derk immediately turns her over on her stomach, pulls her panties down and plants his face on her butt cheek. Almost instantly, the woman is so shocked by his actions, she coughs-up the obstruction and begins to breathe on her own.
Derk returns to the bar, picks up his beer and Bubba says to him "Boy I'd heard of that there hind-lick maneuver, but I had never seen it in person -good job".
Good Call Two back-woods rednecks, Bubba and Derk are in a local bar putting down cold beers. All of a sudden, a woman sitting at a table nearby gets choked on one of her chicken wings she's having for supper. The room goes into a panic and her friend calls out loudly and frantically "are there any doctors in the house?".
Derk gets up, sets his beer on the bar and walks over to look at the woman. He ask "can you swaller? - she shakes her head side to side to reply no. He ask "can you breath? - she again shakes her head side as no. Derk immediately turns her over on her stomach, pulls her panties down and plants his face on her butt cheek. Almost instantly, the woman is so shocked by his actions, she coughs-up the obstruction and begins to breathe on her own.
Derk returns to the bar, picks up his beer and Bubba says to him "Boy I'd heard of that there hind-lick maneuver, but I had never seen it in person -good job".
From what i have heard Clive is good at the Hind Lick Maneuver Ask Trackcar
clive f said:
Quinny said:
Pasco said:
O/T What did the standard 500 make BHP wise out of the factory Dave ?
340 bhpAnd unlike you, Keith Harris, hasn't had his hand up my arse
Edited by Quinny on Friday 21st November 21:51
kER !!!!
Shooting Clive and well done to Dave Potter also 
I can imagine just how good the ramps must be and i sometimes wished i had some rather than my pit
but what i would say in the defence of my pit is that being only around 900mm deep i have no problems with neck strain IYSWIM Sticking the battery in the boot is a job i would certainly consider mate that's for sure
Anyway well done Clive i bet your getting excited now with the prospect of the AJP8 instalation
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