The Griffith and Gossip... Light Hearted Topic !!

The Griffith and Gossip... Light Hearted Topic !!

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clive f

7,250 posts

234 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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also heard he had a part in Little Britain when Matt Lucas had fluyes







uncanny resemblance me thinkshehe


clive f

7,250 posts

234 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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also seen here at weight watchers, (gymn)


spend

12,581 posts

252 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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What about calling a halt to proceedings now and having a regular Friday afternoon - Sunday Night 'jokeythread'? Otherwise the Heavy brigade might be getting upset?

Pasco can have the honour of starting it of course biggrin

Pasco

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6,652 posts

229 months

Monday 17th November 2008
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I would rather be Fat than look like a Shirt Lifter loser




[Sayincampvoice]Seems like a Nice Boy !!!rolleyes [/sayincampvoice]




Edited by Pasco on Monday 17th November 17:01

clive f

7,250 posts

234 months

Monday 17th November 2008
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rofllets see what you`ve got next weekend then big boyrofl

The AJP Griff

4,360 posts

256 months

Tuesday 18th November 2008
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Pasco said:
............I would rather be a Fat Shirt Lifter




scratchchin

clive f

7,250 posts

234 months

Tuesday 18th November 2008
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The AJP Griff said:
Pasco said:
............I would rather be a Fat Shirt Lifter




scratchchin
you do now that Paul has always looked up to you mike?hehe

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Tuesday 18th November 2008
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Well ... he'd struggle to look round him wouldn't he? hehe

spend

12,581 posts

252 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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whistleMike, Paul & Clive?

Clive knows his place hehe

rev-erend

21,421 posts

285 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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You want light hearted..

Two back-woods rednecks, Bubba and Derk are in a local bar putting down cold beers. All of a sudden, a woman sitting at a table nearby gets choked on one of her chicken wings she's having for supper. The room goes into a panic and her friend calls out loudly and frantically "are there any doctors in the house?".

Derk gets up, sets his beer on the bar and walks over to look at the woman. He ask "can you swaller? - she shakes her head side to side to reply no. He ask "can you breath? - she again shakes her head side as no. Derk immediately turns her over on her stomach, pulls her panties down and plants his face on her butt cheek. Almost instantly, the woman is so shocked by his actions, she coughs-up the obstruction and begins to breathe on her own.

Derk returns to the bar, picks up his beer and Bubba says to him "Boy I'd heard of that there hind-lick maneuver, but I had never seen it in person -good job".

Chimjunkie

2,879 posts

212 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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laugh

Pasco

Original Poster:

6,652 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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rev-erend said:
You want light hearted..

Two back-woods rednecks, Bubba and Derk are in a local bar putting down cold beers. All of a sudden, a woman sitting at a table nearby gets choked on one of her chicken wings she's having for supper. The room goes into a panic and her friend calls out loudly and frantically "are there any doctors in the house?".

Derk gets up, sets his beer on the bar and walks over to look at the woman. He ask "can you swaller? - she shakes her head side to side to reply no. He ask "can you breath? - she again shakes her head side as no. Derk immediately turns her over on her stomach, pulls her panties down and plants his face on her butt cheek. Almost instantly, the woman is so shocked by his actions, she coughs-up the obstruction and begins to breathe on her own.

Derk returns to the bar, picks up his beer and Bubba says to him "Boy I'd heard of that there hind-lick maneuver, but I had never seen it in person -good job".
Good Call yes

From what i have heard Clive is good at the Hind Lick Maneuver Ask Trackcar yes

rev-erend

21,421 posts

285 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Pasco said:
rev-erend said:
You want light hearted..

Two back-woods rednecks, Bubba and Derk are in a local bar putting down cold beers. All of a sudden, a woman sitting at a table nearby gets choked on one of her chicken wings she's having for supper. The room goes into a panic and her friend calls out loudly and frantically "are there any doctors in the house?".

Derk gets up, sets his beer on the bar and walks over to look at the woman. He ask "can you swaller? - she shakes her head side to side to reply no. He ask "can you breath? - she again shakes her head side as no. Derk immediately turns her over on her stomach, pulls her panties down and plants his face on her butt cheek. Almost instantly, the woman is so shocked by his actions, she coughs-up the obstruction and begins to breathe on her own.

Derk returns to the bar, picks up his beer and Bubba says to him "Boy I'd heard of that there hind-lick maneuver, but I had never seen it in person -good job".
Good Call yes

From what i have heard Clive is good at the Hind Lick Maneuver Ask Trackcar yes
Hope you have somewhere good to hide hehe

spend

12,581 posts

252 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Joo was only choking because he tried to keep up with you in the Pizza devouring stakes hehe

Fordy's was the more the conventional 'bear hug' from behind treatment, but he does follow the above procedure of pulling the patients pants down (as well as his own) for some reason?

clive f

7,250 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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OI!!! who are you calling chutney ferret? rage

I reckon pasco an spendy are more like Laurel and Hardy.hehe

spend

12,581 posts

252 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Listen here my little chutney ferret! Who stood(oops must be extra careful with those kind of words) spoke up for you when Joo suggested "industrial padlocks and chastity belts"? I told them straight (its bold - just in case!) I didn't think you would stoop (cunningly selected word tongue out) for that hehe

clive f

7,250 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Hmmmm, but you do have girly hair.scratchchin

spend

12,581 posts

252 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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clive f said:
Hmmmm, but you do have girly hair.scratchchin
Yes, tis a cunning plan so that you don't mistake me for a fella tongue out

Pasco

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6,652 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Shut up you pair of PUFFS and watch the footy FFS !!! rolleyes

Del 203

12,728 posts

250 months

Wednesday 19th November 2008
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Pasco said:
Shut up you pair of PUFFS and watch the footy FFS !!! rolleyes
Poofball !!!! rolleyes