Things that have gone wrong with your Land Rover

Things that have gone wrong with your Land Rover

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A.J.M

7,908 posts

186 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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55palfers said:
Good thread.

Why am I still considering a four year old supercharged petrol one?
Because, despite all the evidence, the reports, surveys and owners.

You cling to the belief that yours will be different and won't be like the rest.

Eleven

26,286 posts

222 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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A.J.M said:
Because, despite all the evidence, the reports, surveys and owners.

You cling to the belief that yours will be different and won't be like the rest.
I think there's a device that pumps mind-altering drugs into the cabin via the air con.

Bill

52,759 posts

255 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Wibble.

25NAD90TUL

666 posts

131 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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There's a patern here.

Can you see it?

The vehicles named here are Land Rover in name only.

Get yourself a Land Rover!

Btw when talking about corrosion issues on 20+ year old cars, take a step back...Think about that.

Glideman

60 posts

185 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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I have a RR V8 Vogue & the list of problems is too long to list here. I have an uncle with the same car who said he has never had a problem with his RR since he bought it 5 years ago! He recently asked if I could drop it off at the dealers for him while he was on holiday. I started the car & it was obvious to me the water pump had gone & all the belts were squealing. He had a steering wheel wobble & at least 2 wheel bearings had gone. The gearbox refused to change into top and was juddering under load. The engine had a serious misfire & the bushes front & rear were worn out. On full lock the clicking from the front would suggest the ball joints had also gone.
He's no mechanic & has zero mechanical knowledge or sympathy (bless him) so he never knew anything was wrong & insisted the car glided down the road on a cushion of air! As an ex mechanic the problems seemed obvious to me but who's wrong? Maybe it's better to live life not knowing about the problems or worrying what might go next?

In my next life I'm coming back gliding on a cloud of air in my faultless Range Rover!

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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Glideman said:
Maybe it's better to live life not knowing about the problems or worrying what might go next?
+1. I booked mine in once because the ashtray broke and refused to stay shut & the shuddering gearbox annoyed me so I had the oil flushed. I cannot bear it when things don't work!

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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It's taken me 6 years and several thousand pounds to get mine to the point where it 100% works which makes me reluctant to get rid of it. Next big failure though is likely to mean I sell it for a D4.

Clivey

5,110 posts

204 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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wormus said:
+1. I booked mine in once because the ashtray broke and refused to stay shut & the shuddering gearbox annoyed me so I had the oil flushed. I cannot bear it when things don't work!
You sound like me. Why the hell do we put ourselves through it?

A.J.M

7,908 posts

186 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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I'm now down to huffy parking sensors being a tt and my compressor that I can't quite summon the bravery to change over. hehe

It also needs a wheel alignment. Again. :/

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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A.J.M said:
55palfers said:
Good thread.

Why am I still considering a four year old supercharged petrol one?
Because, despite all the evidence, the reports, surveys and owners.

You cling to the belief that yours will be different and won't be like the rest.
Saw a nice 4.2 SC Autobiography yesterday.

What a noise.
Am I mad?

Glideman

60 posts

185 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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YES!

xuy

1,116 posts

154 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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NO!!!

A.J.M

7,908 posts

186 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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55palfers said:
A.J.M said:
55palfers said:
Good thread.

Why am I still considering a four year old supercharged petrol one?
Because, despite all the evidence, the reports, surveys and owners.

You cling to the belief that yours will be different and won't be like the rest.
Saw a nice 4.2 SC Autobiography yesterday.

What a noise.
Am I mad?
As a bag of badgers.

Get it bought. biggrin

bakerstreet

4,763 posts

165 months

Monday 15th September 2014
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wormus said:
It's taken me 6 years and several thousand pounds to get mine to the point where it 100% works which makes me reluctant to get rid of it. Next big failure though is likely to mean I sell it for a D4.
Sorry, but this hilarious and just goes to show how strong the brand is!

Eleven

26,286 posts

222 months

Monday 15th September 2014
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bakerstreet said:
wormus said:
It's taken me 6 years and several thousand pounds to get mine to the point where it 100% works which makes me reluctant to get rid of it. Next big failure though is likely to mean I sell it for a D4.
Sorry, but this hilarious and just goes to show how strong the brand is!
Well that and they are lovely when running correctly. Shame that's not a bigger percentage of the time.

robm3

4,927 posts

227 months

Monday 15th September 2014
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The very FIRST DAY of ownership of our Defender, 380kms on the clock, go to fill it up and....







The cap won't come off, it's fallen apart with a locking bit remaining in the centre, I've got enough fuel to get back to dealer and drop it off...

Earlier on this thread I posted about my new Range Rover Vogue that had complete suspension failure around 100km in.

It just leaves me to the conclusion they really are sh*t products aren't they but sadly they're the automotive equivalent to heroin.


Glideman

60 posts

185 months

Monday 15th September 2014
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robm3 said:
The very FIRST DAY of ownership of our Defender, 380kms on the clock, go to fill it up and....

The cap won't come off, it's fallen apart with a locking bit remaining in the centre, I've got enough fuel to get back to dealer and drop it off...

Earlier on this thread I posted about my new Range Rover Vogue that had complete suspension failure around 100km in.

It just leaves me to the conclusion they really are sh*t products aren't they but sadly they're the automotive equivalent to heroin.
Surprised the door handle didn't fall off when you got back in :-)

Eleven

26,286 posts

222 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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robm3 said:
It just leaves me to the conclusion they really are sh*t products aren't they but sadly they're the automotive equivalent to heroin.
Yes.

Bill

52,759 posts

255 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Can't remember if I've mentioned it, but the other day my D2's fuel pipes wore through by the fuel tank (TADTS...). I didn't realise until I went to open the boot the following day, but I remember wondering at the lack of tailgaters on the M25 and the entire length of the M3 redfacehehe

yellowbentines

5,313 posts

207 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Not mine, but when I bought my FL2 I was having a poke around a Defender in the showroom, got out and shut the door, only it bounced off the rubber seal and came back and hit me. Tried it again, and again - the bloody latch had broken, I sheepishly wandered away with the driver's door lying wide open.

Fast forward 18 months, mine was in last week getting a new door latch under warranty, they must all do that....