Opening a gentleman's massage venue

[spooderman]

In the not too distant future when I'm in a position to freelance in my current day job, I intend to be running a personal side venture.

It just happens that a gentleman's massage venue seems to fit the bill - cheap initial outfitting costs, great deal of demand, benefit to the community (clients and service providers alike) etc.

Casually throwing it out there, but it has to be worth considering at the very least?

[gregf40]

I can see where this is going...

[Soov535]

Hold on five minutes, just gonna get snacks and a drink.

[blueg33]

Where is the popcorn smiley when you need it?

[hondafanatic]

Soov535 said:

Hold on five minutes, just gonna get snacks and a drink.

Can I have mustard but no butter on my sandwich please?

[supertouring]

Is this were gentlemen go for a massage or where you go for a massage by a gentleman?

I'm in either way.

[Kermit power]

You're too shy to go to the pub on your own, yet you want to open a brothel???

Oustanding, dear boy!!!

[Soov535]

supertouring said:

Is this were gentlemen go for a massage or where you go for a massage by a gentleman?

I'm in either way.

[dudleybloke]

Pimpin ain't easy these days.
Po-lease gettin all up in my grille and s#it.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Err, I hate to ask but seeing as I'm in the "legitimate" side of the massage business, are you meaning the legitimate or illegal side of the trade?

[spooderman]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Err, I hate to ask but seeing as I'm in the "legitimate" side of the massage business, are you meaning the legitimate or illegal side of the trade?

Tax contributions will be made.

[CAPP0]

The possibilities are endless here but I'll stay on the right side of PH law and just say:

[xjay1337]

Where and when?

[Zod]

spooderman said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Err, I hate to ask but seeing as I'm in the "legitimate" side of the massage business, are you meaning the legitimate or illegal side of the trade?

Tax contributions will be made.

Given it's not equal opportunities, one has to assume that this is a knocking shop not a day spa.

[jonamv8]

spooderman said:

In the not too distant future when I'm in a position to freelance in my current day job, I intend to be running a personal side venture.

It just happens that a gentleman's massage venue seems to fit the bill - cheap initial outfitting costs, great deal of demand, benefit to the community (clients and service providers alike) etc.

Casually throwing it out there, but it has to be worth considering at the very least?

Where will you get your girls from?? Do you have 'contacts' in this industry?

Also - Protection?

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Zod said:

spooderman said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Err, I hate to ask but seeing as I'm in the "legitimate" side of the massage business, are you meaning the legitimate or illegal side of the trade?

Tax contributions will be made.

Given it's not equal opportunities, one has to assume that this is a knocking shop not a day spa.

Is the poster known for being a billy bullstter? I only ask as I think anyone brain dead enough to need advice on the illegal side of the business from a uk motoring website is going to end up knee capped pretty damned quick.

I'd also question the logic in making tax contributions on an illegitimate business

[Wacky Racer]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Zod said:

spooderman said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Err, I hate to ask but seeing as I'm in the "legitimate" side of the massage business, are you meaning the legitimate or illegal side of the trade?

Tax contributions will be made.

Given it's not equal opportunities, one has to assume that this is a knocking shop not a day spa.

Is the poster known for being a billy bullstter? I only ask as I think anyone brain dead enough to need advice on the illegal side of the business from a uk motoring website is going to end up knee capped pretty damned quick.

I'd also question the logic in making tax contributions on an illegitimate business

Where has the OP ever said the business is not legit, people are jumping to conclusions as usual..

As regards protection, I understand Durex are very good........

[Eric Mc]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Is the poster known for being a billy bullstter? I only ask as I think anyone brain dead enough to need advice on the illegal side of the business from a uk motoring website is going to end up knee capped pretty damned quick.

I'd also question the logic in making tax contributions on an illegitimate business

Earnings from an illegal operation are taxable.

[Dr Interceptor]

Eric Mc said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Is the poster known for being a billy bullstter? I only ask as I think anyone brain dead enough to need advice on the illegal side of the business from a uk motoring website is going to end up knee capped pretty damned quick.

I'd also question the logic in making tax contributions on an illegitimate business

Earnings from an illegal operation are taxable.

If I robbed a bank, I wouldn't be declaring it on my tax return

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Eric Mc said:

Earnings from an illegal operation are taxable.

Obviously.

Let's not turn this into another debate on the tax obligations of criminals, because I don't think it takes a genius to work out that the type of person who wants to get into this line of work probably holds their tax obligations in as much esteem as the rest of the laws they're breaking.