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nicanary

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9,793 posts

146 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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I'm surprised we've not had any comment on this new short series. I thought there was a thread on the News and Politics forum, but I can't find it with the search facility.

Yet another of Channel 5's programmes where we get to laugh at the lifestyle and incompetence of the underclass, but with a twist. They've been asked to sign-off benefits and given the equivalent annual sum of £26k in cash, and told to show some semblance of self-discipline and intelligence. Some hope. There are 3 families involved, and at the close of last night's show, one had done nothing at all, apart from paying-off Brightside, one had investigated opening a second-hand shop but got baffled by the complexity of a start-up, and one had such advanced plans that they'd spent all but £9k in the first week.

I was hoping that the older couple, who wanted the used furniture emporium, would at least spend 50p on a supermarket own-brand bottle of bleach for their bog. Planning to knock through walls in their house would be best reported to the council first, IMHO.

The man who wanted to begin a kids party enterprise had big plans, too big. Do you need some sort of licence to keep a raccoon? What about liability insurance? Did he actually have any bookings?

Last family - single mum, helping her kid with homework at the breakfast table. Maybe it could have been done the night before?

I'm as bad as most people watching this stuff. I criticise, yet still tune in. I reckon it's the modern equivalent of the Victorians going to laugh at the inmates at Bedlam.

Edited by nicanary on Wednesday 10th February 09:25

ReallyReallyGood

1,622 posts

130 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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nicanary said:
I'm as bad as most people watching this stuff. I criticise, yet still tune in. I reckon it's the modern equivalent of the Victorians going to laugh at the inmates at Bedlam.
It's exactly that!

joscal

2,078 posts

200 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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I watched and have to admit it is going to be interesting to say the least, I can't see it ending well.

SHutchinson

2,040 posts

184 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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Benefits porn. The sole purpose of it is to make slightly better off people feel smug of an evening.

nicanary

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9,793 posts

146 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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SHutchinson said:
Benefits porn. The sole purpose of it is to make slightly better off people feel smug of an evening.
That's why I like it. Seems Channel 5 have discovered a whole new demographic.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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nicanary said:
I'm surprised we've not had any comment on this new short series. I thought there was a thread on the News and Politics forum, but I can't find it with the search facility.
. http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=157...

SHutchinson

2,040 posts

184 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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nicanary said:
SHutchinson said:
Benefits porn. The sole purpose of it is to make slightly better off people feel smug of an evening.
That's why I like it. Seems Channel 5 have discovered a whole new demographic.
We're all different I guess. I watched it and couldn't help but feel sad that some people had clearly just been set up to fail. I don't think I'll tune in again.

Mosdef

1,738 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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SHutchinson said:
We're all different I guess. I watched it and couldn't help but feel sad that some people had clearly just been set up to fail. I don't think I'll tune in again.
Me too, seems pretty senseless to just hand over a load of cash and get their hopes up, just for the sake of entertainment. On top of that, to not give them any guidance is rather cruel and a waste of everyone's time.

Possibly not that different to dealing with some of the hopeless offspring of the wealthy!

Mercury00

4,103 posts

156 months

Wednesday 10th February 2016
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So what happened with the family who couldn't be bothered to clean their bathroom? I switched it off when they bought a PS4 instead of a toilet brush. I hope the mother at least had a shave.

DSLiverpool

14,741 posts

202 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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I love the three bleeding heart liberal lefties being all supportive and left when for balance we need a PHer to say it how it is.
Sorry must go there seems to be a scruffy escaped raccoon in me back yard!

Mosdef

1,738 posts

227 months

Thursday 11th February 2016
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Mercury00 said:
So what happened with the family who couldn't be bothered to clean their bathroom? I switched it off when they bought a PS4 instead of a toilet brush. I hope the mother at least had a shave.
I think she might have done before seeing the letting agent but I was halfway through a bottle of wine at that stage so my memory might be slightly blurred.

Agreed about the toilet brush v PS4. Shows that occasionally cousins do marry.

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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It would seem the secondhand shop is out and is now going to trade at car boots instead, Has started out by buying a mobile phone for a tenner at said car boot - that's the way to go!

KingNothing

3,168 posts

153 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Can't imagine being able to run your own exotic animal business from out of your council house back garden is anywhere close to legal.

nicanary

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9,793 posts

146 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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I'm beginning to get the impression that Tony and his missus are a little bit ...well...for want of a better word.....er..... simple. They behave like kids with no clue. He really doesn't know what he wants to do or how to go about anything at all. Getting a van, yes, but what are you going to do with it? Can't do boot sales with no stock.

As for the party man, well he's going to be skint in the next 2 months. He's got some bookings, but a few hundred quid won't pay the rent. council tax, food, utilities etc.. His wife is rightly scared. Doesn't help when he buys a C4 Picasso for the business which clearly won't be big enough to carry his bouncy castles and animal cages.

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Maybe Tony can lend him his van. biggrin

audikentman

632 posts

242 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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KingNothing

3,168 posts

153 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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audikentman said:
That's what I was thinking, looked alright now, but once it matures it'll start kicking off big time. Hope he's got good public liability insurance, forsee a daily mail article where one of his animals mauls a kid in the near future if his business last that long.

Sterling work on the other guy buying a van when he doesn't have a driving license though.

DSLiverpool

14,741 posts

202 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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nicanary said:
I'm beginning to get the impression that Tony and his missus are a little bit ...well...for want of a better word.....er..... simple. They behave like kids with no clue. He really doesn't know what he wants to do or how to go about anything at all. Getting a van, yes, but what are you going to do with it? Can't do boot sales with no stock.
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Quite clearly these two have a mild learning disorder and shouldn't be part of the programme.

nicanary

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Tuesday 16th February 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
nicanary said:
I'm beginning to get the impression that Tony and his missus are a little bit ...well...for want of a better word.....er..... simple. They behave like kids with no clue. He really doesn't know what he wants to do or how to go about anything at all. Getting a van, yes, but what are you going to do with it? Can't do boot sales with no stock.
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Quite clearly these two have a mild learning disorder and shouldn't be part of the programme.
Quite agree. I'm a cruel bu**er and like laughing at people who are prepared to show their stupidity on TV, just the sort of viewer this show is aimed at. But the producers should have spotted that these two were that little bit different, and this just isn't right in many ways. Unless of course they're putting it all on for the cameras, but somehow i doubt it.




Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

182 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Scouse Raoul Moat is around the twist.

Surely all those creatures can't be shown together, they'll eat each other.