Is there a business where it's easy to make money?

Is there a business where it's easy to make money?

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Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
I've just had a key cut. It took three minutes maximum and cost £4. Independent shop.

I'd imagine they do well (not in PH terms obviously) but you need a good location.
I paid Timpsons £25 for two. But they are in a prime location inside a Tesco so easy for me to access (I visit the high street once a month and needed the key doing urgently).

Edit: I say "I", claiming the money back as it is for business purposes!

Edited by Hoofy on Thursday 23 June 13:17

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Easy money: sell Biros outside polling stations to idiots.

S11Steve

6,374 posts

184 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Hoofy said:
Easy money: sell Biros outside polling stations to idiots.
And tinfoil hats to prevent the lizard people from controlling their mind to vote...

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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S11Steve said:
Hoofy said:
Easy money: sell Biros outside polling stations to idiots.
And tinfoil hats to prevent the lizard people from controlling their mind to vote...
Something to upsell!

rog007

5,759 posts

224 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Have I missed something? is there a business that isn't a struggle to make money in?
Aston Martin parts department

weeping

Flooble

5,565 posts

100 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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rog007 said:
Aston Martin parts department

weeping
Volvo parts department? :-)

dartissimus

938 posts

174 months

Saturday 25th June 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Undertaking perhaps?
Plan your returns policy carefully and they'll be calling you the Messiah.

Thinking outside the box.

Truckosaurus

11,253 posts

284 months

Sunday 26th June 2016
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Frimley111R said:
Indeed! Unfortunately many young people see McD, KFC, Pizza Hut as not places they want a career despite them being global success stories, offering great benefits and great opportunities to progress. How many people have these companies made redundant??
Buying multiple McD franchises and getting managers in to run them can be added to the list.

starshots

51 posts

94 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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I've been watching that tv programme "Brief Encounters" - look's lucrative to me so might give that a go. whistle

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Bouncy castles. Rent a pitch at a school fair for £100. Charge £5 for 5 minutes*. Make £1k a day.







* - that's the price of... inflation.

CardinalFang

640 posts

168 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Slot Machines? 34,000++ installed in UK & "declared profit" (yeah, right..) of £1.4bn = £800 profit per week, per machine. Downside? Your competitors might live in caravans, have large dags & not welcome you with open arms...



lunarscope

2,895 posts

242 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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CardinalFang said:
Slot Machines? 34,000++ installed in UK & "declared profit" (yeah, right..) of £1.4bn = £800 profit per week, per machine. Downside? Your competitors might live in caravans, have large dags & not welcome you with open arms...
34,000 ?
I would have thought the numbers would be more like 1,000,000.

beko1987

1,636 posts

134 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Taking photographs of children (with their parents permission of course)

My 4 year old got a 'fairy photoshoot' voucher for her birthday. We went to it yesterday. Admittedly it was a nice purpose built studio in a blokes back garden who has been doing it for 30 years, but he was charging nearly £1k for 8 printed photo's! The voucher came from SWMBO's sister, who had as hoot with their 3 dogs last year, they paid £1850 for 4 10x8's and a mahoosive wall print, took about an hour. The photo's do look beautiful, but £1850 would but a bloody lovely car, or 5 pretty OK cars...

He saw us turn up in a 54 plate vauxhall meriva, holding our virgin experience day voucher and toned it down to £120 for 5 10x8 prints (and was nice about it), but obviously creams money in where he can! We were 20 minutes between arriving and leaving!

The Moose

22,845 posts

209 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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rog007 said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Have I missed something? is there a business that isn't a struggle to make money in?
Aston Martin parts department

weeping
My mate works there.

You're not wrong wink

The Moose

22,845 posts

209 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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beko1987 said:
Taking photographs of children (with their parents permission of course)

My 4 year old got a 'fairy photoshoot' voucher for her birthday. We went to it yesterday. Admittedly it was a nice purpose built studio in a blokes back garden who has been doing it for 30 years, but he was charging nearly £1k for 8 printed photo's! The voucher came from SWMBO's sister, who had as hoot with their 3 dogs last year, they paid £1850 for 4 10x8's and a mahoosive wall print, took about an hour. The photo's do look beautiful, but £1850 would but a bloody lovely car, or 5 pretty OK cars...

He saw us turn up in a 54 plate vauxhall meriva, holding our virgin experience day voucher and toned it down to £120 for 5 10x8 prints (and was nice about it), but obviously creams money in where he can! We were 20 minutes between arriving and leaving!
You may have only been there for 20 minutes, but you're buying 30+ years of experience.

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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The Moose said:
beko1987 said:
Taking photographs of children (with their parents permission of course)

My 4 year old got a 'fairy photoshoot' voucher for her birthday. We went to it yesterday. Admittedly it was a nice purpose built studio in a blokes back garden who has been doing it for 30 years, but he was charging nearly £1k for 8 printed photo's! The voucher came from SWMBO's sister, who had as hoot with their 3 dogs last year, they paid £1850 for 4 10x8's and a mahoosive wall print, took about an hour. The photo's do look beautiful, but £1850 would but a bloody lovely car, or 5 pretty OK cars...

He saw us turn up in a 54 plate vauxhall meriva, holding our virgin experience day voucher and toned it down to £120 for 5 10x8 prints (and was nice about it), but obviously creams money in where he can! We were 20 minutes between arriving and leaving!
You may have only been there for 20 minutes, but you're buying 30+ years of experience.
The problem is - how easy is it to spot the difference between 30+ years of experience and 1 year?

Wonder how much the tech is?

98elise

26,502 posts

161 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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The Moose said:
beko1987 said:
Taking photographs of children (with their parents permission of course)

My 4 year old got a 'fairy photoshoot' voucher for her birthday. We went to it yesterday. Admittedly it was a nice purpose built studio in a blokes back garden who has been doing it for 30 years, but he was charging nearly £1k for 8 printed photo's! The voucher came from SWMBO's sister, who had as hoot with their 3 dogs last year, they paid £1850 for 4 10x8's and a mahoosive wall print, took about an hour. The photo's do look beautiful, but £1850 would but a bloody lovely car, or 5 pretty OK cars...

He saw us turn up in a 54 plate vauxhall meriva, holding our virgin experience day voucher and toned it down to £120 for 5 10x8 prints (and was nice about it), but obviously creams money in where he can! We were 20 minutes between arriving and leaving!
You may have only been there for 20 minutes, but you're buying 30+ years of experience.
Its 1 years experience, repeated 30 times.


The Moose

22,845 posts

209 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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98elise said:
The Moose said:
beko1987 said:
Taking photographs of children (with their parents permission of course)

My 4 year old got a 'fairy photoshoot' voucher for her birthday. We went to it yesterday. Admittedly it was a nice purpose built studio in a blokes back garden who has been doing it for 30 years, but he was charging nearly £1k for 8 printed photo's! The voucher came from SWMBO's sister, who had as hoot with their 3 dogs last year, they paid £1850 for 4 10x8's and a mahoosive wall print, took about an hour. The photo's do look beautiful, but £1850 would but a bloody lovely car, or 5 pretty OK cars...

He saw us turn up in a 54 plate vauxhall meriva, holding our virgin experience day voucher and toned it down to £120 for 5 10x8 prints (and was nice about it), but obviously creams money in where he can! We were 20 minutes between arriving and leaving!
You may have only been there for 20 minutes, but you're buying 30+ years of experience.
Its 1 years experience, repeated 30 times.
I'm not entirely certain that's entirely fair given the subject matter changes on a regular basis (shoot-to-shoot) and a photographer's style changes over time.

That old tale:

Picasso is sketching at a park. A woman walks by, recognizes him, and begs for her portrait. Somehow, he agrees. A few minutes later, he hands her the sketch. She is elated, excited about how wonderfully it captures the very essence of her character, what beautiful work it is, and asks how much she owes him. “5000 francs, madam,” says Picasso. The woman is incredulous, outraged, and asks how that’s even possible given it only took him 5 minutes. Picasso looks up and, without missing a beat, says: “No, madam, it took me my whole life.”

Is that 1 year of experience repeated for a lifetime also?

singlecoil

33,541 posts

246 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Hoofy said:
The Moose said:
beko1987 said:
Taking photographs of children (with their parents permission of course)

My 4 year old got a 'fairy photoshoot' voucher for her birthday. We went to it yesterday. Admittedly it was a nice purpose built studio in a blokes back garden who has been doing it for 30 years, but he was charging nearly £1k for 8 printed photo's! The voucher came from SWMBO's sister, who had as hoot with their 3 dogs last year, they paid £1850 for 4 10x8's and a mahoosive wall print, took about an hour. The photo's do look beautiful, but £1850 would but a bloody lovely car, or 5 pretty OK cars...

He saw us turn up in a 54 plate vauxhall meriva, holding our virgin experience day voucher and toned it down to £120 for 5 10x8 prints (and was nice about it), but obviously creams money in where he can! We were 20 minutes between arriving and leaving!
You may have only been there for 20 minutes, but you're buying 30+ years of experience.
The problem is - how easy is it to spot the difference between 30+ years of experience and 1 year?

Wonder how much the tech is?
£10K would see you with a pretty nice set up. As for the 30 years experience of shooting portraits, after 1 year you really aren't going to be learning anything new.

beko1987

1,636 posts

134 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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I have no doubt that part of the cost is buying the 30 years of experience, and fair play to the guy. But 93% of the work he does will be simple point, shoot, present to the client, touch up quickly, print cheaply and present.

I wasn't knocking the guy, and it looked like he had some expensive kit, but the possibility to print money out of 'mundane' jobs looked high to me! We turned up 5 minutes early and had to wait for him to finish with the previous person, then when we left we met his next client. If he can do say 9 bookings a day, at say £600 average spend, that's £5,400. Obv vat, tax and wages for his daughter (who was doing the meet and greet) would eat out of that, but it wouldn't take much effort on his part to increase that more!