Money making ideas

[sickrabbit]

uber said:

This time of year its easy to do thanks to the man with the white beard. I could show you how to take 10k and make it 15k+ in 30 days with very, very little risk. I would post it here but everybody would want to copy it and then it would not be any use to anyone!

If you care to share I would love to listen PM?

[sickrabbit]

4x4Tyke said:

Import a container of white label tat from China.

like it

[sickrabbit]

singlecoil said:

OP, I'm sure you won't mind me saying that the custom on this forum is to put the quote you are replying to above the reply.

Thanks - haven't posted in ages...

[mybrainhurts]

Yes, that kind of thing really gets on my tits.

singlecoil said:

OP, I'm sure you won't mind me saying that the custom on this forum is to put the quote you are replying to above the reply.

[jammy_basturd]

mybrainhurts said:

Yes, that kind of thing really gets on my tits.

singlecoil said:

OP, I'm sure you won't mind me saying that the custom on this forum is to put the quote you are replying to above the reply.

I dunno, don't mind it myself.

[Pistom]

Low ball Focus RS to £32K, detail to better than new, get good photos done and offer for £38K, sell for £37.5K

Grey import iphone7s from Far East. Sell on Gumtree. £100 profit on each one but be quick as that door is closing.

Recruit local hookers, set them up in short term lets, you take 10% of earnings.

Stick £35k on premium bonds and hope for the best.

Set yourself an account up on Adultwork.com, get some tasty photos done and offer to do anything for a price.

I have made £5K in a month doing one of the above but I'm not saying which one.

[98elise]

singlecoil said:

sickrabbit said:

Thank but no thanks - this stash is only available for month or 2 before it needs to go back where it came from (property)

fk property if you can turn £35K into £40K in a month!

Agreed. If there is a legal and reliable way of getting that sort of growth, then in a couple of years you will be living on your own island.

Edited by 98elise on Monday 3rd October 08:55

[montecristo]

Pistom said:

Stick £35k on premium bonds and hope for the best.

This won't work because Premium Bonds don't qualify for prizes until a few weeks after you deposit the money.

Pistom said:

Set yourself an account up on Adultwork.com, get some tasty photos done and offer to do anything for a price.

Baldrick: I have heard there's good money to be made down the docks. Doing favours for sailors.
Blackadder: What do you mean? Delivering messages, sewing on buttons?

[irocfan]

dudleybloke said:

If you didn't put such a narrow time constraint on it I would say put a gig on but 2 months wouldn't be enough to arrange and, more importantly, promote the hell out of it.

[Herbs]

Bet on the football a couple of times when top 4 play a crap team

Works more often than not but when it goes wrong, it will do spectacularly!

[Undirection]

Probably the easiest way is to buy a few cars but you'd need to buy quick if you want to sell and make £5k in a month starting from scratch.

[sickrabbit]

Pistom said:

Low ball Focus RS to £32K, detail to better than new, get good photos done and offer for £38K, sell for £37.5K

Grey import iphone7s from Far East. Sell on Gumtree. £100 profit on each one but be quick as that door is closing.

Recruit local hookers, set them up in short term lets, you take 10% of earnings.

Stick £35k on premium bonds and hope for the best.

Set yourself an account up on Adultwork.com, get some tasty photos done and offer to do anything for a price.

I have made £5K in a month doing one of the above but I'm not saying which one.

Got a feeling that it was the adult industry...it's just the theme of your post...sorry and hat's off to you but it's not my kind of thing + not gifted that way - i'm just ascickrabbit

[sickrabbit]

Undirection said:

Probably the easiest way is to buy a few cars but you'd need to buy quick if you want to sell and make £5k in a month starting from scratch.

What cars that's the question 5-6 hatchbacks at 5k to spruce up or fix or go for 1 or 2 luxury ones - seen a nice m6 needing a bumper, wing and repair to suspension + few bits and pieces - its up for 8.5k as it is - they are being advertised at anything from 14-18k my logis:

Wing + Bonnet 1k
Mega good Spray Job + other related repairs 1k
Surprises 1k
Super wallet in and out + paint correction detail £500
Transport £300
Mot £50

Total £12350

Advertise for £14850 - profit 2k - 3k and I haven't touched it with my own hands...would that work or I'm nuts?

[veevee]

sickrabbit said:

Undirection said:

Probably the easiest way is to buy a few cars but you'd need to buy quick if you want to sell and make £5k in a month starting from scratch.

What cars that's the question 5-6 hatchbacks at 5k to spruce up or fix or go for 1 or 2 luxury ones - seen a nice m6 needing a bumper, wing and repair to suspension + few bits and pieces - its up for 8.5k as it is - they are being advertised at anything from 14-18k my logis:

Wing + Bonnet 1k
Mega good Spray Job + other related repairs 1k
Surprises 1k
Super wallet in and out + paint correction detail £500
Transport £300
Mot £50

Total £12350

Advertise for £14850 - profit 2k - 3k and I haven't touched it with my own hands...would that work or I'm nuts?

Tyres?

And you still have to sell it.

[sickrabbit]

veevee said:

Tyres?

And you still have to sell it.

I have assumed they are ok - would get them under 'surprise' category


Another example for my theory: 2015 audi a7 3.0 tdi S line - cost 18k repairs 5k - they go for approx 30k my total cost £23k sell for £26k being honest about repairs carried out (not recorded damage but want to be honest)???

Someone tell me I'm wrong...?

[AyBee]

I'm not sure I'd be looking at damaged/repairable cars if I was you. The market to buy them is much smaller. Also, will you not need all the associated trade insurances etc?

[CaptainMorgan]

The problem is, £14k or £26k cars will more often than not be financed, most mainstream lenders I've used wont touch write offs.

[Mr Overheads]

Stockmarket and get a bit lucky?

[callmedave]

As mentioned above, buying and selling, go on local selling groups on facebook and see whats about. sometimes people are desperate to get rid of stuff because it has a small issue or requires a MOT. If you are savvy enough to do the work yourself (service and clean) then you can easily sell on for a profit.


Buy a few cars so you are catering for a wider market and will increase your potential customer base. I would say this can easily be done to raise the 5K in a month, probably by only investing around 20k

[Frimley111R]

Buying write offs is too risky and they can be hard to sell. Stick with cars around £5k as this is the most popular price point iirc. You'll make about £500 a piece roughly. Selling cars and making money that way is a doddle, buying them with enough profit in though.... Also people may trade in their old cars giving you a chance to make some more money.