Blimey, there must be good money in car washing!

Blimey, there must be good money in car washing!

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Frimley111R

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15,677 posts

235 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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I get all sorts of notifications related to business but one just popped up and my eyes nearly popped out. It was a franchise to wash cars at Tesco, the fee? £50k! Wow.

That said, using my fag packet number crunching skills: if there are 5 staff who do 10 cars a day on average at £7 then that's £350 a day, so £2450 a week and £127,400 p.a. Obviously no costs involved and I could work out more if I CBA.

We looked into this seriously a few years ago but managing a business working 7 days a week with a high turnover of foreign staff put us off. That said, as I type this I can't remember the last time I saw the owner of our local one!

What is they say? Where there's muck there's brass!

Tonsko

6,299 posts

216 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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Cash business too.

insurance_jon

4,056 posts

247 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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would 5 staff individually wash cars or would it be a production line as that changes those figures a lot.

most places ive seen do the product line

JimmyConwayNW

3,065 posts

126 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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To run a car valeting business and actually operate even moderately legit is very tough.

I have owned 2 and a combination of high staff turnover and the associated headache that comes with that is hard work.
Used to do very well with one of them but got out at the right time.

Its hard to compete with a foreign place using the nastiest cheapest products, paying staff £20/£30 cash in hand per day and starting washes at £2.50 or £3.00. Its a race to the bottom and something has to give.

You only need one member of staff to have a CBA moment do half a job and the regular customer is quite likely not to return rather than say 'usually spot on job here, last time was a bit poor would you mind fixing such and such'.


Glad to be out of the business.


RM

593 posts

98 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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Each of your 5 staff would cost £15k with living wage, NI etc, so £75K. Plus consumables.

However, I think you low balled on 10 cars a day each, a "cheap wash" or £7 shouldn't take more than 15 mins, so maybe average 20 cars each.

Anyone actually run one, who might know a likely turnover for a good site?

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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Frimley111R said:
Obviously no costs involved and I could work out more if I CBA.
Where does one get these free workers?

Frimley111R

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15,677 posts

235 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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I'm not talking about a 'budget' one here tbh. Its at a Tesco site so assume it has a constant flow of customers who park up and a guy does their car while they are shopping. Round this way no car washes are less than £5, more like £7.

GG89

3,527 posts

187 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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RM said:
Each of your 5 staff would cost £15k with living wage, NI etc, so £75K. Plus consumables.

However, I think you low balled on 10 cars a day each, a "cheap wash" or £7 shouldn't take more than 15 mins, so maybe average 20 cars each.

Anyone actually run one, who might know a likely turnover for a good site?
Living wage? NI?


sure.


Frimley111R

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235 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Frimley111R said:
Obviously no costs involved and I could work out more if I CBA.
Where does one get these free workers?
From the free worker shop next door. Honestly, some people... rolleyes

hehe

GG89

3,527 posts

187 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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Frimley111R said:
CaptainSlow said:
Frimley111R said:
Obviously no costs involved and I could work out more if I CBA.
Where does one get these free workers?
From the free worker shop next door. Honestly, some people... rolleyes

hehe
Go to a housing estate and find an immigrant that speaks broken English and get him to ask around who wants a job. Within a few days you will have a lot of able bodied men happy to work for £25 per day+ tips whilst getting their benefits.

That's how someone I know of opened his first car wash. Not free work granted but it's as damn near as you'll get.

dartissimus

938 posts

175 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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Is it washing cars or washing money ??

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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dartissimus said:
Is it washing cars or washing money ??
Washing money I think. I once saw a documentary about a couple that bought a car wash to launder the money they made by manufacturing crystal meth.

lornafresh

17 posts

90 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Washing money I think. I once saw a documentary about a couple that bought a car wash to launder the money they made by manufacturing crystal meth.
Such a nice family too I thought. I think they had a new baby on the way and trying to provide for their son who had a disability. I think there's a fundraiser for the father who was diagnosed with lung cancer.

http://www.savewalterwhite.com/

PAULJ5555

3,554 posts

177 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
dartissimus said:
Is it washing cars or washing money ??
Washing money I think. I once saw a documentary about a couple that bought a car wash to launder the money they made by manufacturing crystal meth.
How did it end?

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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PAULJ5555 said:
How did it end?
Not well.

POORCARDEALER

8,525 posts

242 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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The Tesco hand car washing appeared at out local Tesco Extra, lasted about 12 months then disappeared....when you parked up you were approached by a man with a trolley shouting "cash wash"...there were 5 or 6 of them on site at the same time

Frimley111R

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15,677 posts

235 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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I think that the money laundering / immigrants on cash in hand is probably a bit outdated now. The one I saw was run by a fairly large organisation and, iirc, on another thread on here someone said that hand car washes are often 'belt and braces' financially because of their previous reputation.

Jasandjules

69,924 posts

230 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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5-7 quid a wash? It's 15-25 around here.

GG89

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187 months

Wednesday 30th November 2016
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Jasandjules said:
5-7 quid a wash? It's 15-25 around here.
Really?? fking Hell..£3-£4 here.

Frimley111R

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Wednesday 30th November 2016
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GG89 said:
Jasandjules said:
5-7 quid a wash? It's 15-25 around here.
Really?? fking Hell..£3-£4 here.
Its about £7 for an outside only wash and £15 for the inside too. More if you have a large car/4x4