Scott Alexander

[mybrainhurts]

There's no doubt he's a number 2....

[Smiler.]

W T F ?

Stop-it. Stop it now.

[Work-Shy-Wanabe]

He looks like a freaky umpa lumpa. He's obviously a massive self publicist who's story doesn't add up. I seriously doubt he has a real black amex card or spends £100K per month on anything without having a much more traceable rise to wealth or famous family background. I think he must have possibly inherited a million £ and bought some amazing property at just the right time. Gets a 20% return a year with remortgaging any equity built up every few years. Then lives a high life with all sorts on hire purchase with nothing left over at the end of every month and no growth in wealth. Lastly possibly paying for everything on amex card to qualify for the black card. Hoping that this 'celebrity life style' in its self is enough to make him a real celebrity without actually doing anything note worthy.

[Halb]

dudleybloke said:

i would love to see his tax return!

Ask Christmc! This is the worst secret Inland Revenue investigatory thread ever

This thread led me here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM5TO1E63sg&fea...

[TotalControl]

^^ Pumpin dem dere mussels.

[Smiler.]

TotalControl said:

^^ Pumpin dem dere mussels.

Thanks. I now have a mental image of a bloke maxed-out on 'roids with his knob in a random shelfish.

[Plotloss]

Smiler. said:

TotalControl said:

^^ Pumpin dem dere mussels.

Thanks. I now have a mental image of a bloke maxed-out on 'roids with his knob in a random shelfish.

Substitute shellfish for 'random gay financier' and you'd be bob on.

[TotalControl]

^^

[ascayman]

Wacky Racer said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-400222/B...

according to that we are the same age, lived in the same villiage and went to the same school and yet ive never heard of him.

oh, and i doubt very much anyone with real money would emigrate from chigwell to manchester.

Edited by ascayman on Thursday 29th July 11:34

[Original Poster]

What a penis!

[monthefish]

Pommygranite said:

Bump.

Just wondering if he's still Number 1 this week. I mean he might have slipped down the rankings in the last few weeks and is now Number 2.

Out of interest, what exactly did he think he was ranked Number 1 at/in?

[Frankeh]

Being a bell end.

[N88]

Poor men jealous of (supposedly) rich man shocker...

[Lost soul]

N88 said:

Poor men jealous of (supposedly) rich man shocker...

Its not about him having money its about him being a cocktard of the highest order

[N88]

Fair enough, so he's a nob and he probably knows that but he's made his money (if he has ) I can't help but think fair play to him...

Edited by N88 on Thursday 29th July 13:41

[Magog]

The absolute absence of anything from him for a couple of years (which coincides with zee 'credit crunch') probably speaks louder than anything we can write on here though.
[/quote]

I wonder if he's been able to keep up his gym membership.

[Pommygranite]

monthefish said:

Pommygranite said:

Bump.

Just wondering if he's still Number 1 this week. I mean he might have slipped down the rankings in the last few weeks and is now Number 2.

Out of interest, what exactly did he think he was ranked Number 1 at/in?

You know, Number 1, THE Number 1. Number 1 at just being Number 1. Theres a prize, a league table and a ratings system and everything.

Some say its the number of hours spent in the tanning salon. Some say its for the number of hours having botox and plastic surgey. All we know is HE'S A fkING PRICK!

[Google [bot]]

N88 said:

Poor men jealous of (supposedly) rich man shocker...

Yes, that's sure hit the nail on the head.

[Google [bot]]

fesuvious said:

Google [bot] said:

N88 said:

Poor men jealous of (supposedly) rich man shocker...

Yes, that's sure hit the nail on the head.

No it hasn't.

There are huge numbers of supremly wealthy individuals that any sane and right minded person on here merely holds admiration and respect for.

This chappy aint one of them

Errr... What was that just went over...?

[Google [bot]]

I was just feeling bad for the whoosh too...