How long until my iPhone becomes 'self aware'...?

How long until my iPhone becomes 'self aware'...?

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SilverSpur

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20,911 posts

247 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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So yesterday morning, my iPhone told me how long it would take to get to my place of work, and told me that there was no traffic problems on my route. Just before I left the house and got in my car.

In the afternoon, when I got back into my car at a petrol station, it told me how long it would take to get home from there, and what the traffic was like.

Unprompted.

I didn't ask it to tell me this, I haven't told it where I work, I've never used it for any route guidance, I've not told it where 'home' is.

New features of the last iOS update obviously....

But how long until its telling me to cheer up, or giving me advice about my sex life, or asking me why I even bother.....

(I'm writing this on a works computer, bit scared the iPhone will comment on here next...)

Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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You need to go to the toilet.


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anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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SilverSpur said:
or giving me advice about my sex life,
It already is.








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chrisb92

1,051 posts

124 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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My iPhone always does this. It think it just uses GPS and know's that at 8.15 every weekday morning I make the exact same journey. After work it always tells me it's xx minutes to home. Then if I get in my car at around 7-8 in the evening it will tell me it will take xx minutes to my girlfriends house.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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SilverSpur said:
So yesterday morning, my iPhone told me how long it would take to get to my place of work, and told me that there was no traffic problems on my route. Just before I left the house and got in my car.

In the afternoon, when I got back into my car at a petrol station, it told me how long it would take to get home from there, and what the traffic was like.

Unprompted.

I didn't ask it to tell me this, I haven't told it where I work, I've never used it for any route guidance, I've not told it where 'home' is.

New features of the last iOS update obviously....

But how long until its telling me to cheer up, or giving me advice about my sex life, or asking me why I even bother.....

(I'm writing this on a works computer, bit scared the iPhone will comment on here next...)
It has been doing this for a while.

it knows where the phone is, and where it spends prolonged periods of time and starts regular patterns. So it assumes that the place it resides overnight is "home" and the place it resides during the day is "work"

it tells me on a Tuesday how long it will take me to get to the pub for quiz night (even though I always walk there) and for a while it used to tell me how long to get to the Mother in law's house on a Sunday when we were helping her move house etc.

p4cks

6,909 posts

199 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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A lot of the time I switch the location settings off, and I've never had this happen before.

SilverSpur

Original Poster:

20,911 posts

247 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Shakermaker said:
It has been doing this for a while.

it knows where the phone is, and where it spends prolonged periods of time and starts regular patterns. So it assumes that the place it resides overnight is "home" and the place it resides during the day is "work"

it tells me on a Tuesday how long it will take me to get to the pub for quiz night (even though I always walk there) and for a while it used to tell me how long to get to the Mother in law's house on a Sunday when we were helping her move house etc.
Bet its a good companion at the quiz too

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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SilverSpur said:
Shakermaker said:
It has been doing this for a while.

it knows where the phone is, and where it spends prolonged periods of time and starts regular patterns. So it assumes that the place it resides overnight is "home" and the place it resides during the day is "work"

it tells me on a Tuesday how long it will take me to get to the pub for quiz night (even though I always walk there) and for a while it used to tell me how long to get to the Mother in law's house on a Sunday when we were helping her move house etc.
Bet its a good companion at the quiz too
It is at the one I go to, where you use your smartphone as the answering device - can't cheat when you're already on the app and only have 10 seconds to answer.

Lady Muck

1,184 posts

209 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Mine worked out some months ago that I divert to the Supermarket on Fridays on my way home.

I am sure it is based on something I have done in the past, I just like to mess with it by taking a different route from time to time.

P-Jay

10,565 posts

191 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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I'm not an Android fan, but my stty S3 Mini was doing this for me 3-4 years ago.

My iPhone doesn't (yet)

I for one don't fear a Skynet type uprising by the BILLION iPhones that Apple have made (they made their billionth iPhone a few days ago) - I can't fear an enemy that so readily self-destructs with the application of a small amount of water or gravity and runs out of power every 4-5 hours.

Sheets Tabuer

18,959 posts

215 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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My Android keeps telling me the how long it will take to get to Virgin active..

I'm not a fking member of Virgin active you bd phone!

I think it knows I'm fat.

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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My andriod phone randomly started doing that some time ago.

Most peculiar as i work different places most days. Its either a lot dumbmerer than it thinks it is or a lot terifyingly smarter than i think.

Funk

26,274 posts

209 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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As above, had it on Android for ages. Very useful; I know when I wake up whether I need to get a move on due to traffic issues on the way to work.

BRISTOL86

1,097 posts

105 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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I remember doing a double take when I realised that it had learned that I go shopping on the way home from work every Friday, and so has started giving me the time to get to the supermarket on a Friday rather than home which it does Mon-Thu!

Smokehead

7,703 posts

228 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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My Windows phone does this. After I've arrived at wherever I'm going...

SilverSpur

Original Poster:

20,911 posts

247 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
My Android keeps telling me the how long it will take to get to Virgin active..

I'm not a fking member of Virgin active you bd phone!

I think it knows I'm fat.
lol its got all these photos of me stored and it hasn't told me to go to the gym yet so its either very polite or it knows I'll probably keel over if I hit the gym...

ikarl

3,730 posts

199 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Either it's turned off in my phone or my iphone thinks I'm a , cause it doesn't do this for me.


Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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P-Jay said:
I'm not an Android fan, but my stty S3 Mini was doing this for me 3-4 years ago.

My iPhone doesn't (yet)

I for one don't fear a Skynet type uprising by the BILLION iPhones that Apple have made (they made their billionth iPhone a few days ago) - I can't fear an enemy that so readily self-destructs with the application of a small amount of water or gravity and runs out of power every 4-5 hours.
its all in the settings, somewhere.

My iPhone has been doing this for about the same length of time, since, whenever that iOS release with Apple Maps happened or soon afterwards...

Hoofy

76,357 posts

282 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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I find it quite handy. Google Now is the app. Some tinfoil hat wearers worry about it but I don't find it intrusive even though it might guess that I'm visiting a specific location on a specific day. It's hardly rocket surgery.