People that stink

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mickmcpaddy

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1,445 posts

104 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Why oh why do certain people inflict their horrible rancid smell on others?

I have known someone for years, a ducker and a diver and as he has got older he has steadily let himself go more and more. He is still doing the same st he was doing 20 years ago.

Anyway he called at my house last night to see if I would fix something for him and an hour after he left my office was still stinking like a tramps pocket. The first thing I did was open the window wide and clean the chair he was sat on with bleach and even considered a new carpet. Everything stunk in there.

If someone want to destroy their lives in whatever way they chose fit then thats great but why do they have to inflict their issues on other people, next time the door is going unanswered if I'm not expecting anyone, dirty bds.

alorotom

11,907 posts

186 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Totally agree, it's awful

Had a new set of tyres fitted last week at National via TyreShopper and booked the car in and went for a wander (see unnecessary purchases thread for details) ... came back 2hrs later and they were rolling my car off the ramps and putting it out of Lift mode and then handed me the keys ... the fitter must have only been in my car under 5mins and the smell was awful, stale, old, dirt and sweat.

It was lightly raining but drove home with all windows down and both sunroofs fully open and called into a shell garage for some new magic trees which it took 4 fully opened overnight with the 2 sunroofs left open on tilt to get rid of ... his clothes could have probably stood up and walked off!!

GROSS!!

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

92 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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I used to worked with a chap who was the same, a stranger to soap and water, we dragged him, mob handed, into the showers that the building site had in the toilet block, stripped him and hosed him down, I had never known of him to take a shower up until that point and we used to work away during the week (electricians) so the old routine of meeting in the bar half an hour after getting back to the hotel, giving us time to wash up, was the norm, but not for him - straight to the bar. I don't believe for one minute that he showered during the working week at all and he used to wear the same crap Primark jumper day in day out, I can see it now, a tatty blue thing, the dirty old bd.

Awful.

David Honeywell, I believe he's dead now, probably the bevvy that did that to him, he loved a swill, we used to send the apprentices working away with him, one of them what a cheeky git to the lass in the office booked a twin room as punishment because his stench and snoring were so legendary hehe

A brilliant sparky though, he really knew his stuff!

Edited by FN2TypeR on Tuesday 10th January 17:46

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

189 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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I usually encounter them in supermarkets. You can spot them from way off. Usually overweight middle-aged couples in tracksuit bottoms and long greasy hair.

I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...

nikaiyo2

4,670 posts

194 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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I went into a CEX shop at the weekend, literally everyone in there stunk, weed for 90% of the clients BO for the staff pretty gross frown

GroundEffect

13,818 posts

155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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What bugs me even more is people who shower but have fking horrific breath.

If you smoke or drink coffee, fking wash your mouth out afterwards. fk sake.

750turbo

6,164 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Smokers

<Runs away>

J4CKO

41,281 posts

199 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Cleaner when I worked at the Police, late fifties oldest swinger in town type, nice enough chap, but utterly stank of fags, sweat, meat pies and unwashed anus, he used to tell me about all the "fanny" he got in his many trips to Benidorm, they must be of sterner stuff Benidorm ladies, my boss forbade him from cleanign her office as we all knew he had one cloth that covered everything, bogs, kitchen, desks...

Guy I worked with, had some scabby skin complain and left it everywhere, used to sit there picking and flicking it and eating it if he thought you were watching, it seemed to be his hobby, horrific breath as smoke, drank coffee all day and never, ever cleaned his teeth, he didnt have any gaps between them they were so full of gunk, his wife (very ridy based on the photos) left him, jesus, not surprised sex with him must have been like a bush tucker trial.

Took a girl back to my parent house, getting busy downstairs and about to seal the deal when I realised her breath was the drain type smell I had smelt and put it down to the club we were in, pretended I could hear movement upstairs and took her home, shame as she was quite fit, should have just suggested a mint.


Freds

947 posts

136 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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I have a brother-in-law with the worst breath imaginable, he's 60 and it's always been horrendous in the 30 years i've known him, it honestly smells like he's eaten st.
He's clean and tidy enough to look at, how the fk he's survived as bank manager I really don't know, you can smell him at thirty paces.

MDMA .

8,849 posts

100 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Baz Tench said:
I usually encounter them in supermarkets. You can spot them from way off. Usually overweight middle-aged couples in tracksuit bottoms and long greasy hair.

I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
Is this you?

https://youtu.be/VTXKkq_Bwhc

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

189 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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MDMA . said:
Baz Tench said:
I usually encounter them in supermarkets. You can spot them from way off. Usually overweight middle-aged couples in tracksuit bottoms and long greasy hair.

I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
Is this you?

https://youtu.be/VTXKkq_Bwhc
It is as well!

Skyedriver

17,655 posts

281 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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The Stig of the Dump sort....

anonymous-user

53 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Had a coder who worked for me who smelt like he died at least 3 weeks previously.

I tried subtle, I tried blunt, nothing worked, so rather than lose a very talented coder and maths whizz, I converted a broom cupboard into a office and stuck him in there. He loved it in there and we didn't have to tolerate his stink.


Trabi601

4,865 posts

94 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Having worked in retail for over 20 years, I can confirm there's a 'council' smell.

I can't say what the smell is, but it appears to be something common amongst the councillist clientele.

whoami

13,151 posts

239 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Trabi601 said:
Having worked in retail for over 20 years, I can confirm there's a 'council' smell.

I can't say what the smell is, but it appears to be something common amongst the councillist clientele.
Stale biscuits, grease and fags.

Delightful.

untakenname

4,953 posts

191 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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I feel sorry for some people who just seem to smell for no aparent reason, one guy I know smells yet he showers as he's hair is always wet and smells fine for a bit but after a couple of hours he starts to smell.
Think it maybe to do with yeast or hormones.

x type

910 posts

189 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Most people who smell to hel.
Don't realise they do !

One guy in work with us smells of sh.. all the time , problem is he is rather large with short arms .

When you look at him and think about the short arms , big rear end , he can't reach the bits needed with bog roll etc. yuck

He needs a bidet or hose pipe yes

Yes he's been told about the smell but doesn't care , he blames his dogs for the smell on his clothes

wack

2,103 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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FN2TypeR said:
I used to worked with a chap who was the same, a stranger to soap and water,
Me too

I used to dread him coming to talk to me , one friday night I was in a pub miles from home when I saw him walk in with his girlfriend, 20 years younger than him and very attractive, I didn't duck quick enough and he came over

He absolutely stunk, it was obvious he'd just come from work, changed his shirt then gone out, when we gave them the slip one of the lads said he was going to fart to see if his girlfriend had any sense of smell at all

sjabrown

1,910 posts

159 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Baz Tench said:
I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
That's given me the boak

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

92 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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wack said:
FN2TypeR said:
I used to worked with a chap who was the same, a stranger to soap and water,
Me too

I used to dread him coming to talk to me , one friday night I was in a pub miles from home when I saw him walk in with his girlfriend, 20 years younger than him and very attractive, I didn't duck quick enough and he came over

He absolutely stunk, it was obvious he'd just come from work, changed his shirt then gone out, when we gave them the slip one of the lads said he was going to fart to see if his girlfriend had any sense of smell at all
laugh

Was she bought and paid for?