Macbook Air

[LukeBird]

Plotloss said:

Yep.

I want one.

To tt, in a comedy style, the next wank haired, bepolarnecked, record bag carrying, newly NCIDQ qualified, cock about town off his oh so shiny street attack mountain bike so I can proceed to kick the ethically farmed fair trade mung bean and tofu lunch out of him.

So there.

That, Mr PL, was quite beautiful!
I nearly cried!!
And just for added effect, if I did have a beverage in my mouth it would have been all over my laptop at this moment!
Cracking work!

[The Dude]

Plotloss said:

The Dude said:

Plotloss said:

Leithen said:

In a couple of years time, we may look back at it and think - game changer.

5mm thinner than a laptop IBM released 10 years ago.

Hardly revolutionary.

Ooooh, you want it don't you....you want it bad...

Yep.

I want one.

To tt, in a comedy style, the next wank haired, bepolarnecked, record bag carrying, newly NCIDQ qualified, cock about town off his oh so shiny street attack mountain bike so I can proceed to kick the ethically farmed fair trade mung bean and tofu lunch out of him.

So there.

Though on a serious note: that iTourettes seems to be getting worse old chap...

[Leithen]

Plotloss said:

The Dude said:

Plotloss said:

Leithen said:

In a couple of years time, we may look back at it and think - game changer.

5mm thinner than a laptop IBM released 10 years ago.

Hardly revolutionary.

Ooooh, you want it don't you....you want it bad...

Yep.

I want one.

To tt, in a comedy style, the next wank haired, bepolarnecked, record bag carrying, newly NCIDQ qualified, cock about town off his oh so shiny street attack mountain bike so I can proceed to kick the ethically farmed fair trade mung bean and tofu lunch out of him.

So there.

Sadly It's too light - you need at least a Macbook to do serious damage - preferably a MacBook Pro. I do have a Compaq Portable III knocking around that dropped from a suitable height would be guaranteed to reduce mountain bike and rider into constituent parts....

[cyberface]

m12_nathan said:

lol, nowhere in the post did I slag off apple, nor did I take credit for it, I just cross posted it from another car forum where I found it funny.

Stop being so bloody sensitive.

OK, whatever. At least I had the dignity to apologise up front for being grumpy and over-reactive, yet you still chose to follow up with an insult. Take from that what you will.

[m12_nathan]

cyberface said:

m12_nathan said:

lol, nowhere in the post did I slag off apple, nor did I take credit for it, I just cross posted it from another car forum where I found it funny.

Stop being so bloody sensitive.

OK, whatever. At least I had the dignity to apologise up front for being grumpy and over-reactive, yet you still chose to follow up with an insult. Take from that what you will.

How is making 2 statements of fact (not slagging of apple, and not taking credit for creating it) and asking people (not just you) not to be so overly sensitive about a light hearted joke posted on an internet forum insulting? I'm actually insulted that you think I couldn't insult you better than that if I wanted to (which I didn't).

[cyberface]

m12_nathan said:

cyberface said:

m12_nathan said:

lol, nowhere in the post did I slag off apple, nor did I take credit for it, I just cross posted it from another car forum where I found it funny.

Stop being so bloody sensitive.

OK, whatever. At least I had the dignity to apologise up front for being grumpy and over-reactive, yet you still chose to follow up with an insult. Take from that what you will.

How is making 2 statements of fact (not slagging of apple, and not taking credit for creating it) and asking people (not just you) not to be so overly sensitive about a light hearted joke posted on an internet forum insulting? I'm actually insulted that you think I couldn't insult you better than that if I wanted to (which I didn't).

FFS forget it old chap. I've apologised once for being a grumpy old er, I'm not going to again. There's no need to fall out or get into a pointless flamewar over this, I can't be bothered and I'm sure it doesn't mean that much to you either.

Will you accept a virtual beer? I'm happy to accept culpability for sense of humour failure, I simply didn't find it that funny. We can all have differences of opinion.

And I don't see how you can infer from my post that I think anything whatsoever about your ability to insult me. I'm sure you have the ability to write offensive sentences, although I don't see how it's anything to be proud of; AFAIAC I've attempted to make peace on this thread now so if you want to slag me off, be my guest, I'm not going to respond.

[m12_nathan]

Beer accepted, have one on me.