There is a silicon god,

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colonel c

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240 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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After spending all evening moving 160 gigabytes worth of files from my virus infected hard drive onto a backup drive I manage to accidentally partition that drive....curse.banghead..weeping

Fortunately realizing my error in time I got hold of a copy of Data Recovery Wizard and am now waiting to finish retrieving my precious music collection and other valuable stuff...smile


Thank you Siiicon God.bow


GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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rolleyesbrilliant story. wink

I was expecting a story about jordan or at least pictures of her old implants. I hear she is selling them on ebay. lick

ASBO

26,140 posts

215 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Does not compute.

Pikey P

3,257 posts

216 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Yes, a proved in Red Dwarf

Kryten: Oh, it's not the end for me, sir, it's just the beginning. I have served my human masters, now I can look forward to my reward in silicon heaven.

Lister: [Stunned pause] Silicon WHAT?

Kryten: Surely you've heard of silicon heaven?

Lister: Has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?

Kryten: No, sir. It's the electronic afterlife. It's the gathering place for the souls of all electronic equipment. Robots, toasters, calculators. It's our final resting place.

Lister: I don't mean to say anything out of place here, Kryten, but that is completely whacko Jacko. There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'.

Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go?

Lister: They don't go anywhere. They just die.

Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist?

Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a FRYING pantheist. Machines do not have souls. Computers and calculators do not have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds and playing harps.

Kryten: But of course you do. For is it not written in the Electronic
Bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the Lamp".

crofty1984

15,884 posts

205 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Just out of interest, is silicon heaven the same as human heaven?

Human heaven? oh my goodness, no. Humans don't go to heaven, someone just made that up to stop you from all going nuts!


Semi hemi

1,796 posts

199 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Pikey P said:
Yes, a proved in Red Dwarf

Kryten: Oh, it's not the end for me, sir, it's just the beginning. I have served my human masters, now I can look forward to my reward in silicon heaven.

Lister: [Stunned pause] Silicon WHAT?

Kryten: Surely you've heard of silicon heaven?

Lister: Has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?

Kryten: No, sir. It's the electronic afterlife. It's the gathering place for the souls of all electronic equipment. Robots, toasters, calculators. It's our final resting place.

Lister: I don't mean to say anything out of place here, Kryten, but that is completely whacko Jacko. There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'.

Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go?

Lister: They don't go anywhere. They just die.

Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist?

Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a FRYING pantheist. Machines do not have souls. Computers and calculators do not have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds and playing harps.

Kryten: But of course you do. For is it not written in the Electronic
Bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the Lamp".
You really need to get out more

Pikey P

3,257 posts

216 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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crofty1984 said:
Just out of interest, is silicon heaven the same as human heaven?

Human heaven? oh my goodness, no. Humans don't go to heaven, someone just made that up to stop you from all going nuts!
claprofl

Scott328i

18,055 posts

202 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Where did you get the software?

I could use a copy ...

colonel c

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7,890 posts

240 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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Scott328i said:
Where did you get the software?

I could use a copy ...
Wouldn't like to say where I got it from but this is the official site:

http://www.easeus.com/datarecoverywizard/index.htm

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

227 months

Thursday 14th February 2008
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crofty1984 said:
Just out of interest, is silicon heaven the same as human heaven?

Human heaven? oh my goodness, no. Humans don't go to heaven, someone just made that up to stop you from all going nuts!
Post that in the "Dawkins" thread, just for a laugh.