AMG SL55 rammed by a Latvian bint ....

[G Man]

In Portsmouth today stopped at the lights ... when I was hit from behind by a bird from the East in a crappy BMW

As soon as I heard the accent I feared the worst , no license, no insurance ... 1 minute later I saw a panda car driving passed and boy was I in luck 2 WPC's ...

Why because the Bint was giving the sobby ear, all my details are at my house stuff,now women are much tougher on other women than men and these WPC weren't messing about, I asked the WPC if they could check she was the real deal ... handed over my license to prove who I was ...my car insured ...
WPC to Bind "Do you have a license"
Bint "Yes a British 1"
WPC " We have no record of that, when do did you pass your test"
Bint digging deeper "3 months ago"
WPC "Where"
Bint "Here"
As the paddy wagon turns up
WPC "Nope thats not true"

WPC to GMan "Got your details, your not hurt you may leave" as the cuffs are slapped onto the Latvian slapper


So I drive away thinking car damaged, by uninsured unlicensed driver .... Winny the Poo
Got to the office looked at the bumper scrape marks thinking that a grand, took out a cloth and polished to see the scrapes disappear, they were all her paint, AMG untouched ... thankyou oh mighty God of Driving

[Orb the Impaler]

Lucky your motor is ok.

The rest of your post sounds like a transcript off Road Wars

[Biggriff]

But with our justice system she will get an all expenses paid trip to a Kenya Safari. If they cant prove insurance crush their car. Full stop.