Would you admit to wetting yourself?

[SeldomSeenKid]

Reminds me of the USA football player DaMarcus Beasley, who took a fly slash at the side of the pitch during a World Cup game!

[captainzep]

I learned that if you want one's wife to vacate the bed like a jumping spider, all you need to do is sleepily follow through on a lusty fart during an upset tummy -with a noise akin to the urgent squeezing of a nearly empty bottle of BBQ sauce.

I calmly informed her what I'd done, but she'd reached her own conclusions quite swiftly.

I felt no shame. -Within a marriage a problem shared is a problem halved.

[PoleDriver]

captainzep said:

-Within a marriage a problem shared is a problem blown out of all proportion

FTFY

[New POD]

I like people to think I'm human so yes.

[rohrl]

Mobile Chicane said:

Patrick1964 said:

Monty Zoomer said:

Supposedly a few years ago someone from Ginetta drove their racing car to Le Mans for the 24 hours.

It completed the race but they had to send it back in the transporter because one of the drivers had wet themselves.



I don't know how true it is but that's what I heard.

Apparently Nelson Piquet quite regularly peed in the racing car.

I'm not entirely sure I believe that.

In a helmet, balaclava, nomex underwear and race suit - never mind the temps inside the car - I reckon you'd sweat most of it out.

It is certainly true as regards Nelson Piquet.

Piquet was renowned for it.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

I pooed in my car do I win??

[The Nur]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

I pooed in my car do I win??

In a way, yes. In general, no.

[gog440]

I may have accidentally sharted in the formula 1 on the way down to LeMans this year.
Sat on the edge of the bed in my trollies I sneezed and farted simultaneously. first thought was "fkit I've st mesen" second thought was "I am going to get the piss taken out of me for weeks for this one" as I was sharing a room with a couple of people who are both experts at taking the mickey.
I had no alternative but to announce "Lads I've st myself" and take myself off to the shower.

[smootch]

SeldomSeenKid said:

Reminds me of the USA football player DaMarcus Beasley, who took a fly slash at the side of the pitch during a World Cup game!

Who was the Leeds United footballer who ran from the field after having a very obvious attack of diarrhoea in his WHITE shorts during a game a couple of seasons back?

[elvismiggell]

A chap I know admits to having wet himself in order to keep himself warm on his stag do.

(In fairness the tale involves being kidnapped, blindfolded, stripped and stuck on a speed boat to IOW so it's believable that he might be a tad nippy!)