Tom Tom - or is it Nigel

[crmcatee]

Good listing..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http%3A%...

It starts :


'This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels...'

[sinizter]

Good listing.

[Cloud 9]

Brilliant

[hyperblue]

Very good.

[sleep envy]

Q: A friend of mine, Nigel, told me that this particular model works very well. As I am only wanting something good, I was wondering whether you would agree with him?


Q: Is collection welcome? Nigel

A: There seems to be many Nigel’s…

[Jasandjules]

Nice listing. Poor bloke, but funny!

[Roger Dodger]

Excellent sales man reply!

Q: A friend of mine, Nigel, told me that this particular model works very well. As I am only wanting something good, I was wondering whether you would agree with him? 22-Sep-11

A: I think your friend might be somewhat exaggerating...the particular model that is now with Nigel has never worked, and just leeches from those around her, has extremely poor personal hygene, and the sex appeal of a wet trout... However the TomTom Go 700 is actually a very good SatNav...and in the hands of a beautiful woman, any man would 'rise' to the occasion... except Nigel who has serious erectile problems...

[Life Saab Itch]

That is what I call making the best of a bad situation.

[soad]

Nicely worded!!

[Cotty]

I love the idea of re-programing Nigel's address to some random town and her blindly following it