Sean Connery Joke (Volume II)

[PetrolTed]

[stainless_steve]

Your not telling us all you lost volume 1

[BliarsGoing]

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got no nose......

[mybrainhurts]

Bloke starts a thread called Sean Connery Joke Volume II

Bloke replies Your not telling us all you lost volume 1?

[vixpy1]

Anyone for tennish?

[stainless_steve]

mybrainhurts said:

Bloke starts a thread called Sean Connery Joke Volume II

Bloke replies Your not telling us all you lost volume 1?

keep going , sounding better than the dog joke

[Sean Connery]

Bugger off, the lot of you...

[srebbe64]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Any ideas?

[mybrainhurts]

Err...

[vixpy1]

Well guys, can't say i'm overawed here..

[blindswelledrat]

I thought the other joke thread was getting shit but this is awful.
All of you get your coats.

[mybrainhurts]

blindswelledrat said:

I thought the other joke thread was getting shit but this is awful.
All of you get your coats.

Can't see the punch line....

[Catz]

mybrainhurts said:

blindswelledrat said:

I thought the other joke thread was getting shit but this is awful.
All of you get your coats.

Can't see the punch line....

here _____________

[srebbe64]

Knock knock...

[chalky white]

Who's there?

[Plotloss]

srebbe64 said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Any ideas?

Because he was stapled to the punk.

Of course.

[BliarsGoing]

Plotloss said:

srebbe64 said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Any ideas?

Because he was stapled to the punk.

Of course.

Tell the knitting joke Plotty, that should get it going

[Plotloss]

Hmmm...

Its a bit close to the mark...

[vixpy1]

Catz said:

mybrainhurts said:

blindswelledrat said:

I thought the other joke thread was getting shit but this is awful.
All of you get your coats.

Can't see the punch line....

here _____________

That was really bad , worthy of me even

[BliarsGoing]

Plotloss said:

Hmmm...

Its a bit close to the mark...

Oh go on... It's so wrong, yet so right