Transformers: Dark of the moon

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Killer2005

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19,710 posts

230 months

slipstream 1985

12,431 posts

181 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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about "TIME" this came out i can hardly "BREATHE" in anticipation. Il happyly hand over my "MONEY" the blue £5 note the purple £20 note "ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE" even green £50 notes. Iv watched the other films so much i might have " BRAIN DAMAGE" but i wouldnt miss this film even for a solar "ECLIPSE".

sorry...

imranali

5,265 posts

195 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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^he says whilst shaking his head all over the place so no one image is clearly visable.

followed by three unexplained explosions which throw shrapnel at him

stew-S160

8,006 posts

240 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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I can't wait!!!

Jacobyte

4,730 posts

244 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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slipstream 1985 said:
about "TIME" this came out i can hardly "BREATHE" in anticipation. Il happyly hand over my "MONEY" the blue £5 note the purple £20 note "ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE" even green £50 notes. Iv watched the other films so much i might have " BRAIN DAMAGE" but i wouldnt miss this film even for a solar "ECLIPSE".

sorry...
Pah... as usual, it's just a case of us and them.

Halb

53,012 posts

185 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Hugely disappointed by the two huge turds Bay crimped out as excuses for the last TF films. What will his one be? Another 50 mins of wk acting by a couple of teenyboppers before we see any TFs? He blew the story in the last one, he gonna go back and rewrite it some more now?

Just looked at his CV, very hit and miss and he seems to like doing remakes.

Negative Creep

25,028 posts

229 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Whilst the special effects will be hotter than Setting Controls to the Heart of the Sun, I can't help but imagine the plot and script will leave nothing but Empty Spaces

Civpilot

6,235 posts

242 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Negative Creep said:
Whilst the special effects will be hotter than Setting Controls to the Heart of the Sun, I can't help but imagine the plot and script will leave nothing but Empty Spaces
Hopefully this one will be better, not only has Bay recently admitted that TF2 was a bit of a jumbled mess, to prove the point he has dropped the writers of the first two films.

mat205125

17,790 posts

215 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Negative Creep said:
Whilst the special effects will be hotter than Setting Controls to the Heart of the Sun, I can't help but imagine the plot and script will leave nothing but Empty Spaces
I don't think that the special effects in the first two films were actually that good to be honest. To make the Transformers believable, is to try and digitally create them to appear in the real world which we live in. Whilst no one can doubt that there was a lot of very colourfully rendered polygons laid over the real world footage, some kind of respect for Newtons laws of motion, earths gravity, and material properties would have been nice.

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God, I'm sounding like one of those geeky internet people that I hate so much hehe

durbster

10,333 posts

224 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Civpilot said:
Negative Creep said:
Whilst the special effects will be hotter than Setting Controls to the Heart of the Sun, I can't help but imagine the plot and script will leave nothing but Empty Spaces
Hopefully this one will be better, not only has Bay recently admitted that TF2 was a bit of a jumbled mess, to prove the point he has dropped the writers of the first two films.
Hmm... the director of Pearl Harbour and Armageddon is blaming writers?

I think Bay needs to take a long look at his CV, then a longer look in the mirror (with an American flag waving in the background waving in slow motion, obviously).

joe_90

4,206 posts

233 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Negative Creep said:
Whilst the special effects will be hotter than Setting Controls to the Heart of the Sun, I can't help but imagine the plot and script will leave nothing but Empty Spaces
You mean the camera was so hot they couldn't hold it still at all.. I hated that.

Mikeyboy

5,018 posts

237 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Halb said:
Hugely disappointed by the two huge turds Bay crimped out as excuses for the last TF films. What will his one be? Another 50 mins of wk acting by a couple of teenyboppers before we see any TFs? He blew the story in the last one, he gonna go back and rewrite it some more now?

Just looked at his CV, very hit and miss and he seems to like doing remakes.
he's a hack who lucked into making some particularly successful blockbusters. Its now gone to his head and thinks that all he touches turns to gold but he still hasn't actually directed a good film.

willisit

2,142 posts

233 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Unfortunately, it's not Dark SIDE of the Moon - Just DARK of the MOON... which makes no sense.

Negative Creep

25,028 posts

229 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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The special effects were almost too good. During most of the battles it was very hard to even tell what was going on as it was a blur of colour. The sequel felt more like a long selection of individual scenes played at random. One review I read likened it to staring at a blender whilst being hit over the head with a train set for two and a half hours.


Also, robot testicles. Really?

David1975

467 posts

220 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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slipstream 1985 said:
about "TIME" this came out i can hardly "BREATHE" in anticipation. Il happyly hand over my "MONEY" the blue £5 note the purple £20 note "ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE" even green £50 notes. Iv watched the other films so much i might have " BRAIN DAMAGE" but i wouldnt miss this film even for a solar "ECLIPSE".

sorry...
Made me smile.


james_gt3rs

4,816 posts

193 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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slipstream 1985 said:
about "TIME" this came out i can hardly "BREATHE" in anticipation.
I had High Hopes as well yes

slipstream 1985

12,431 posts

181 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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what this film needs, cup and hotrod comming to the rescue, (could have been done in the big ending fight when the autobots were outnumbered. STAN BUSH the touch needs to be in it and...

prime needs to have his trailer but it has to magicly dissappear when he transforms but with no explanation! biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc

Halb

53,012 posts

185 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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slipstream 1985 said:
what this film needs, cup and hotrod comming to the rescue, (could have been done in the big ending fight when the autobots were outnumbered. STAN BUSH the touch needs to be in it and...

prime needs to have his trailer but it has to magicly dissappear when he transforms but with no explanation! biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc
Pisses all over Bys efforts, because it's aboot TFs, not whiny humans!biggrin

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

196 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Halb said:
slipstream 1985 said:
what this film needs, cup and hotrod comming to the rescue, (could have been done in the big ending fight when the autobots were outnumbered. STAN BUSH the touch needs to be in it and...

prime needs to have his trailer but it has to magicly dissappear when he transforms but with no explanation! biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc
Pisses all over Bys efforts, because it's aboot TFs, not whiny humans!biggrin
Seriously, just re-release the original.

OR

Make the original story using the modern cinematics. Could you imagine how Unicron would look!!!!

slipstream 1985

12,431 posts

181 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Spiritual_Beggar said:
Halb said:
slipstream 1985 said:
what this film needs, cup and hotrod comming to the rescue, (could have been done in the big ending fight when the autobots were outnumbered. STAN BUSH the touch needs to be in it and...

prime needs to have his trailer but it has to magicly dissappear when he transforms but with no explanation! biggrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc
Pisses all over Bys efforts, because it's aboot TFs, not whiny humans!biggrin
Seriously, just re-release the original.

OR

Make the original story using the modern cinematics. Could you imagine how Unicron would look!!!!
like a borg sphere