ANDY FORDHAM - JESUS H.....!

[parakitaMol.]

Oh dear god, will somebody tell him to sort his HAIR while he's at it!!!

[ewenm]

Vesuvius 996 said:

ewenm said:

Boy done good - I think it was all prompted by his appearance on Celebrity Fit/Fat Camp or some such program.

It wasn't.

He had a stroke, and 18 litrs of fluid drained off his lungs!!

Ah, my mistake. On that show he was the ONLY one who actually looked like he took any of the advice - all too late I guess.

[Gizmo535]

Blimey. Are they sure those are the right way around?

Can he still throw an arrer?

[tigger1]

TonyHetherington said:

tigger1 said:

Somebody knicked his watch?

Nope, it just "slipped off".

:shakes fist:

[Muzzer]

10 Pence Short said:

Dave_ said:

Thats Jeremy Beadle!

Check. The. Hand.

[trumpet600]

He looks like Ratboy

[Vesuvius 996]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/spo...

[vxtboy]

He's still a big guy, just looks like someones put his head in the tumble dryer for a bit too long.



I think the fact he's still clearly wearing his old clothes doesn't help!

Edited by vxtboy on Wednesday 14th November 15:00

[10 Pence Short]

Andy Fordham in a waiting room, yesterday.

[baSkey]

parakitaMol. said:

Oh dear god, will somebody tell him to sort his HAIR while he's at it!!!

that's what I came here to post!

[ProPlus]

Vesuvius 996 said:

blindswelledrat said:

How did you know I was going to say that Vesuvius?

I am omnipotent.

Want this week's Lottery numbers?

Oi.... no giving out the numbers again.... Only Im supposed to win this week.

[Vesuvius 996]

10 Pence Short said:

Andy Fordham in a waiting room, yesterday.

Love that.

Maybe he got three wishes, asked to lose weight, play darts again, and to get a little head.

[Plotloss]

During fat club he admitted to drinking a case or two of brown ale a day.

A day.

Rrrrespect.

[lazyitus]

10 Pence Short said:

Andy Fordham in a waiting room, yesterday.

[Vesuvius 996]

Plotloss said:

During fat club he admitted to drinking a case or two of brown ale a day.

A day.

Rrrrespect.

He ran a pub, and apparently drank 48 bottles of Pils a day. That's 96 units a DAY, sports fans.




I thought Pils was 6% so a bottle is 2 units!!

Either way, that's scary.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Wednesday 14th November 15:11

[Plotloss]

A bottle is half a pint but its still almost 10 times over the dangerous consumption level at 336 units a week.

[jagdpanther]

amazing weight loss!

[Vesuvius 996]

jagdpanther said:

amazing weight loss!

Not really, when you consider that he was going from 350 units of booze a week (that's well over ten bottles of vodka a week!!). That's about four litres of pure alcohol!! That's a lot of calories dude!!

[AbarthChris]

10 Pence Short said:

Andy Fordham in a waiting room, yesterday.

I actually just laughed out loud in the office, luckily no-one is near me!

[ph1l5]

looks like mickey pearce