Discussion
Sciroccology said:
Slightly O/T, but I'm a hot tub virgin and the place the missus and I have booked to "get away from it all" at Xmas has one on the secluded patio. Apart from the obvious and almost obligatory use (a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat)
and what do you think every other tom, dick and harry have been up to in there before youthere'll be more
in there than a 1-dollar hooker
Matt Harper said:
Hot tub? Hmmm, lounging around in other peoples dead skin, jizz, fanny batter, clinkers, sweat, urine, knob-cheese, toe fungus, dandruff, psoriasis, ring-worm, flegm, snot and pubes.
What's not to like?
Ah all the old 'comedy' cliches there. How witty.What's not to like?
You'll be telling us next that you've never been in a swimming pool..
THX138 said:
Matt Harper said:
Hot tub? Hmmm, lounging around in other peoples dead skin, jizz, fanny batter, clinkers, sweat, urine, knob-cheese, toe fungus, dandruff, psoriasis, ring-worm, flegm, snot and pubes.
What's not to like?
Ah all the old 'comedy' cliches there. How witty.What's not to like?
You'll be telling us next that you've never been in a swimming pool..
_Deano said:
THX138 said:
Matt Harper said:
Hot tub? Hmmm, lounging around in other peoples dead skin, jizz, fanny batter, clinkers, sweat, urine, knob-cheese, toe fungus, dandruff, psoriasis, ring-worm, flegm, snot and pubes.
What's not to like?
Ah all the old 'comedy' cliches there. How witty.What's not to like?
You'll be telling us next that you've never been in a swimming pool..
Like anything requiring maintenance it has to be kept on top of.
Only the uninformed sniggering schoolboy types think of it as just 'bathwater'
Edited by THX138 on Wednesday 1st October 09:48
THX138 said:
_Deano said:
THX138 said:
Matt Harper said:
Hot tub? Hmmm, lounging around in other peoples dead skin, jizz, fanny batter, clinkers, sweat, urine, knob-cheese, toe fungus, dandruff, psoriasis, ring-worm, flegm, snot and pubes.
What's not to like?
Ah all the old 'comedy' cliches there. How witty.What's not to like?
You'll be telling us next that you've never been in a swimming pool..
Like anything requiring maintenance it has to be kept on top of.
Only the uninformed sniggering schoolboy types think of it as just 'bathwater'
Edited by THX138 on Wednesday 1st October 09:48
Chlorine, particularly in the minute concentrations tolerated by plastic/metal fittings is not the over-arching destroyer of all things microbial that you suggest it is.
I can 'shock' my pool with much higher concentrations of chlorine and algeacides/stabilisers. Can't do that with a hot tub without damaging it. The (cartridge) filtration systems on hot tubs are a joke compared to pool filters.
I confess to being guilty of using hyperbole to make my point - but hot tubs are relatively disgusting environments, when viewed at a bacterial level - and compared to moderately chemically maintained swimming pools. This mainly due to the sinificantly higher water temps, which encourage bacterial growth and cause very rapid chlorine degradation - mainly through evaporation.
Finally - my pivotal point is contained in the words, "Other peoples".
Matt Harper said:
THX138 said:
_Deano said:
THX138 said:
Matt Harper said:
Hot tub? Hmmm, lounging around in other peoples dead skin, jizz, fanny batter, clinkers, sweat, urine, knob-cheese, toe fungus, dandruff, psoriasis, ring-worm, flegm, snot and pubes.
What's not to like?
Ah all the old 'comedy' cliches there. How witty.What's not to like?
You'll be telling us next that you've never been in a swimming pool..
Like anything requiring maintenance it has to be kept on top of.
Only the uninformed sniggering schoolboy types think of it as just 'bathwater'
Edited by THX138 on Wednesday 1st October 09:48
Chlorine, particularly in the minute concentrations tolerated by plastic/metal fittings is not the over-arching destroyer of all things microbial that you suggest it is.
I can 'shock' my pool with much higher concentrations of chlorine and algeacides/stabilisers. Can't do that with a hot tub without damaging it. The (cartridge) filtration systems on hot tubs are a joke compared to pool filters.
I confess to being guilty of using hyperbole to make my point - but hot tubs are relatively disgusting environments, when viewed at a bacterial level - and compared to moderately chemically maintained swimming pools. This mainly due to the sinificantly higher water temps, which encourage bacterial growth and cause very rapid chlorine degradation - mainly through evaporation.
Finally - my pivotal point is contained in the words, "Other peoples".
Matt Harper said:
THX138 said:
_Deano said:
THX138 said:
Matt Harper said:
Hot tub? Hmmm, lounging around in other peoples dead skin, jizz, fanny batter, clinkers, sweat, urine, knob-cheese, toe fungus, dandruff, psoriasis, ring-worm, flegm, snot and pubes.
What's not to like?
Ah all the old 'comedy' cliches there. How witty.What's not to like?
You'll be telling us next that you've never been in a swimming pool..
Like anything requiring maintenance it has to be kept on top of.
Only the uninformed sniggering schoolboy types think of it as just 'bathwater'
Edited by THX138 on Wednesday 1st October 09:48
Chlorine, particularly in the minute concentrations tolerated by plastic/metal fittings is not the over-arching destroyer of all things microbial that you suggest it is.
I can 'shock' my pool with much higher concentrations of chlorine and algeacides/stabilisers. Can't do that with a hot tub without damaging it. The (cartridge) filtration systems on hot tubs are a joke compared to pool filters.
I confess to being guilty of using hyperbole to make my point - but hot tubs are relatively disgusting environments, when viewed at a bacterial level - and compared to moderately chemically maintained swimming pools. This mainly due to the sinificantly higher water temps, which encourage bacterial growth and cause very rapid chlorine degradation - mainly through evaporation.
Finally - my pivotal point is contained in the words, "Other peoples".
Bonnie and Clyde said:
Ours is a Catalina. Very good £9,500. Made in LA. Would recommend them. Just Google them. What area are you in?
Me Bristol, so looking around the local areas on yell.com etc.. to visit and see what they gotEdited by Bonnie and Clyde on Tuesday 30th September 21:40
R18 TJN said:
From my experience, (currently in a battle with trading standards and visa to get my money back) DONT BUY OFF THE INTERNET!!! go to a reputatble dealer/garden center/hot tub center where they have the parts in stock and actually stick to the warrenty agreements. I got fooled by the all singing all dancing 14K hot tub with TV/DVD, Speakers, Waterfall and all the rest of the c
p for half price on the internet... its been a nightmare from the word go!!
Hope that helps.
Agreed 100%.. Probably safer to put all your savings in to a small American bank dealing with mortgages for Mexican pool cleaners.
p for half price on the internet... its been a nightmare from the word go!! Hope that helps.
My ex spent a fortune on one... in for about 10k by the time she'd built the gazebo around it and soted the plinth etc. It only ever got used by her daughter and daughter's mates once the initial novelty wore off. Oh, and there was the time she fainted after coming out of 38deg water into near-freezing night air. Don't think I'd bother...
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