Girl advice for younger member?????
Discussion
LukeBird said:
sleep envy said:
LOVE:PETROL said:
TO OP:
What you need my friend is Cocaine, have a couple of lines of that and a flaming sambuca and you will feel on top of the world
and the smallest dick everWhat you need my friend is Cocaine, have a couple of lines of that and a flaming sambuca and you will feel on top of the world
I s'pose you city lads have to entertain yourselves somehow
how very dare you!!!
I work for a living
sleep envy said:
posterboy said:
Remember girls make the choosing
can I just say that is the weakest mentality possible when trying to pullyou might as well stay in and pull yourself off if you go out with that attitude
Why approach every girl you see? Sounds a bit like selling a fridge freezer to an Eskimo.
sleep envy said:
posterboy said:
Why approach every girl you see? Sounds a bit like selling a fridge freezer to an Eskimo.
I don't and never have done but there's no need to give someone else the upper hand
sleep envy said:
posterboy said:
Why give her the upper hand by approaching her with no signs of interest?
I didn't say that, you're missing a very subtle pointwomen always have some sort of insecurety, use that to your advantage and you're onto a winner
best one my mate every came out with was when he approached a stunning blonde who looked the spit of Darryl Hanna;
Mate: Do you know who you look like?
DH look-a-likey: No? (with a look that said she'd heard it a million times before and ready to brush him off)
Mate: Kenny Everett
he said she made a mean bacon sarnie in the morning
Mate: Do you know who you look like?
DH look-a-likey: No? (with a look that said she'd heard it a million times before and ready to brush him off)
Mate: Kenny Everett
he said she made a mean bacon sarnie in the morning
sleep envy said:
best one my mate every came out with was when he approached a stunning blonde who looked the spit of Darryl Hanna;
Mate: Do you know who you look like?
DH look-a-likey: No? (with a look that said she'd heard it a million times before and ready to brush him off)
Mate: Kenny Everett
he said she made a mean bacon sarnie in the morning
Mate: Do you know who you look like?
DH look-a-likey: No? (with a look that said she'd heard it a million times before and ready to brush him off)
Mate: Kenny Everett
he said she made a mean bacon sarnie in the morning
Brilliant!
Clammy said:
LOVE:PETROL said:
TO OP:
What you need my friend is Cocaine,
Could work...What you need my friend is Cocaine,
Walk up to her on the dancefloor and try saying this in a CUban accent:
Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been f
ked in a year! No way will she resist...
Clammy said:
Bear in mind that you need to be a real man to pull that off.
Open shirt and packet enhancing slacks, none of those drainpipe jeans and girly fit t-shirts.
Some cologne would help too.
Just be a man......Open shirt and packet enhancing slacks, none of those drainpipe jeans and girly fit t-shirts.
Some cologne would help too.
This is the bulls
t out there nowadays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmtsuyPEmPgposterboy said:
Nothing you can do or say to a girl who does not fancy you.
Utter utter bks! A girl may INITIALLY not fancy you, as all she can see is your oversized T shirt and underwear poking out the top of your baggy jeans hanging half way down your arse.You have to open your gob and talk to her, show her your character, your personality. Relationships are built on a hell of a lot more than just exterior appearance. But you will probably never find that out, as you only shack up with girls who drop their draws at your macho rugged good looks......
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