I hate HR!
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V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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sleep envy said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
How about I give you the money, and you can work it off.
£400 for 2 minutes work?

sounds like a bargain
Including pleasantries and 'dressing time' then?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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V8mate said:
sleep envy said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
How about I give you the money, and you can work it off.
£400 for 2 minutes work?

sounds like a bargain
Including pleasantries and 'dressing time' then?
and a handshake to conclude business

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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ChristianZS said:
goaded us all in
confused

ali_kat

32,155 posts

251 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Missy

A - do you have copies of the timesheets in question?

If not - why on earth not girl?? yikes You've not got a leg to stand on, arrange to pay it back in installments once they have given you a detailed breakdown of what they say you owe.

If yes, proceed to B biggrin

B - get a detailed breakdown of what they say you owe.

Compare this to your timesheets.

If they are right you've not got a leg to stand on, arrange to pay it back in installments

If they are wrong, proceed to C biggrin

C - Prepare a detailed list of the hours that you worked each week, and the rate at whcih you are paid. Take it with your timesheets and ask your direct Line Manager to sign each page as agreement (again) that you have done the work. Photocopy it. Send it (recorded delivery) to HR

If A, B & C fail proceed to plan D

D - take up Soovy's offer hehe

thumbup Good luck

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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ali_kat said:
D - take up Soovy's offer hehe
You know it makes sense.

thumbup

It'll be paid off in ten minutes.

.....although the stinging might take a while to subside.....


johnfm

13,751 posts

280 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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ChristianZS said:
elster said:
ChristianZS said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
ChristianZS said:
shirt said:
ChristianZS said:
elster said:
I know ways she could earn that £40 in a night.

Once I had taken my £460 cut wink

I have 2 customers lined up already V8Mate and Vesuvious
I visited a wehouse in Leeds on Saturday. Some of the tarts in there can earn upto about £400 a night for a quick wiggle and a flash of clunge.. My mate got royally ripped of £48 for a 10minute wiggle laugh

Although some of them in there were not to be touched..

"Allraaaahht Maa names Alexaa and maa naymes Taayyloh" Okay. Very Leeds dear..

Edited by ChristianZS on Tuesday 14th October 13:57
£48?

bit specific isn't it. or was it £40 + vat?
£40 plus a 20% surcharge for using his card! I cant wait for his statement to come through laugh
Where did she swipe it?
I really wouldnt want to know! She was the best of a bad bunch though!

One of the Tyler/Alexis bunch had more rolls than the bleeding michelin man. :sick: Kept wafting her top about whilst flashing her tits.. Looked more like footie socks with a bit of sand in the bottom.
Winstons was it?
Along the street to the left of Majestics Nightclub. It wernt a totally bad place. Funniest part were the huuge Lenny Henry door staff who goaded us all in and after we had handed over our money he shut the door and started dancing, then promptly told us to "Shows over now fk off!", After a few startled "Oh st" looks he guided us in! The people were nice enough although a little overly pushy on trying to get money out of you.
Was it downstairs? If so, it will have been The Purple Door on York Place.


If not, the only other one near Majestyks is red leopard or blue something??

bigandclever

14,393 posts

268 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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johnfm said:
ChristianZS said:
elster said:
ChristianZS said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
ChristianZS said:
shirt said:
ChristianZS said:
elster said:
I know ways she could earn that £40 in a night.

Once I had taken my £460 cut wink

I have 2 customers lined up already V8Mate and Vesuvious
I visited a wehouse in Leeds on Saturday. Some of the tarts in there can earn upto about £400 a night for a quick wiggle and a flash of clunge.. My mate got royally ripped of £48 for a 10minute wiggle laugh

Although some of them in there were not to be touched..

"Allraaaahht Maa names Alexaa and maa naymes Taayyloh" Okay. Very Leeds dear..

Edited by ChristianZS on Tuesday 14th October 13:57
£48?

bit specific isn't it. or was it £40 + vat?
£40 plus a 20% surcharge for using his card! I cant wait for his statement to come through laugh
Where did she swipe it?
I really wouldnt want to know! She was the best of a bad bunch though!

One of the Tyler/Alexis bunch had more rolls than the bleeding michelin man. :sick: Kept wafting her top about whilst flashing her tits.. Looked more like footie socks with a bit of sand in the bottom.
Winstons was it?
Along the street to the left of Majestics Nightclub. It wernt a totally bad place. Funniest part were the huuge Lenny Henry door staff who goaded us all in and after we had handed over our money he shut the door and started dancing, then promptly told us to "Shows over now fk off!", After a few startled "Oh st" looks he guided us in! The people were nice enough although a little overly pushy on trying to get money out of you.
Was it downstairs? If so, it will have been The Purple Door on York Place.


If not, the only other one near Majestyks is red leopard or blue something??
Blue Leopard. I expect, I don't know. Cough.

ChristianZS

2,640 posts

243 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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johnfm said:
ChristianZS said:
elster said:
ChristianZS said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
ChristianZS said:
shirt said:
ChristianZS said:
elster said:
I know ways she could earn that £40 in a night.

Once I had taken my £460 cut wink

I have 2 customers lined up already V8Mate and Vesuvious
I visited a wehouse in Leeds on Saturday. Some of the tarts in there can earn upto about £400 a night for a quick wiggle and a flash of clunge.. My mate got royally ripped of £48 for a 10minute wiggle laugh

Although some of them in there were not to be touched..

"Allraaaahht Maa names Alexaa and maa naymes Taayyloh" Okay. Very Leeds dear..

Edited by ChristianZS on Tuesday 14th October 13:57
£48?

bit specific isn't it. or was it £40 + vat?
£40 plus a 20% surcharge for using his card! I cant wait for his statement to come through laugh
Where did she swipe it?
I really wouldnt want to know! She was the best of a bad bunch though!

One of the Tyler/Alexis bunch had more rolls than the bleeding michelin man. :sick: Kept wafting her top about whilst flashing her tits.. Looked more like footie socks with a bit of sand in the bottom.
Winstons was it?
Along the street to the left of Majestics Nightclub. It wernt a totally bad place. Funniest part were the huuge Lenny Henry door staff who goaded us all in and after we had handed over our money he shut the door and started dancing, then promptly told us to "Shows over now fk off!", After a few startled "Oh st" looks he guided us in! The people were nice enough although a little overly pushy on trying to get money out of you.
Was it downstairs? If so, it will have been The Purple Door on York Place.


If not, the only other one near Majestyks is red leopard or blue something??
Thats the one!.. Something Leopard!

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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ali_kat said:
Missy

A - do you have copies of the timesheets in question?

If not - why on earth not girl?? yikes You've not got a leg to stand on, arrange to pay it back in installments once they have given you a detailed breakdown of what they say you owe.

If yes, proceed to B biggrin

B - get a detailed breakdown of what they say you owe.

Compare this to your timesheets.

If they are right you've not got a leg to stand on, arrange to pay it back in installments

If they are wrong, proceed to C biggrin

C - Prepare a detailed list of the hours that you worked each week, and the rate at whcih you are paid. Take it with your timesheets and ask your direct Line Manager to sign each page as agreement (again) that you have done the work. Photocopy it. Send it (recorded delivery) to HR

If A, B & C fail proceed to plan D

D - take up Soovy's offer hehe

thumbup Good luck
If you don't keep a diary yourself as an aide-memoire of when you did what, does the work you do enable you to prove you were at work? e.g. IT could confirm you logged into a PC, or there are records of transactions you made attributed to you?

Poledriver

29,597 posts

224 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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I can put you up, free of charge, till you pay the debt off (or longer!).smile
HTH

elster

17,517 posts

240 months

Tuesday 14th October 2008
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Blue Leopard...classy.