PistonHeads Lewis Hamilton Exclusive!!!1!!
PistonHeads Lewis Hamilton Exclusive!!!1!!
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Life Saab Itch

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37,069 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Lewis Hamilton may have said:
PistonHeads exclusive!!!


A sauce close to Lewis Hamilton has said that he doesn't know how competitive this years car will be compared to the rest of the field. He is said to have said that he will have to wait for the first race of the year before anyone sees what the real pace of the cars is.

Hamilton, the 2009 world champion, has an on off relationship with popstar Nicole Shirtswinger. Our sauce says that he is in a much better state of mind at the start of this year.

The sauce, also said that the 2008 F1 world champion didn't like the colour of his new steering wheel.

Hamilton, who had an up and down season last year with Maclaren, is hoping that this year's car will be competitive from the first race as McLaren have struggled in recent years to realise the full potential of their cars early in the season.

Lewis, who recently became the new "face of Fubu clothing" is said to be happy with his new Fubu race suit.


For more complete bks please visit:

www.crash.net
www.planetF1.com
www.dailymail.co.uk
www.carbuz.co.uk
Or www.completely-ficticious.com
Discuss.
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SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

227 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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FuBu... : fk You Buy Us biggrin

Life Saab Itch

Original Poster:

37,069 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Gushing Sycophant said:
R wowz. Cn u tll uz hoo dat sauce iz bruv.

I well like Lewis innit. E iz da best evar!!!11!!!
Generic Ferrari Fan said:
Lewis is quite obviously gay. The pop tart is a beard. Of course Massa is the true 2008 world champion. Alonso will win everything this year.
whistle

Life Saab Itch

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37,069 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Disinterested Party said:
Why is Lewis in the red tops all the time?

Why don't the tabloids write about his driving for once, rather than his personal life.
Dreaming Fanboy said:
I read on crash.net that Lewis will be at Red Bull next year with Alonso.

Vettel will go to Ferrari and Schumacher will partner him. Button's going to Mercedes because he left them on such good terms that he'd be welcomed back with open arms.

Webber to Williams.


I love crash.net

Apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Apparently he is seeing Nicole again...so perhaps his mojo will be functioning this year

The_Burg

4,853 posts

243 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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What kind of 'sauce' did this come from? Was it Daddies?

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

284 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Apache said:
Apparently he is seeing Nicole again...so perhaps his mojo will be functioning this year
Or he will sob a bit more?

Apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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TheHeretic said:
Apache said:
Apparently he is seeing Nicole again...so perhaps his mojo will be functioning this year
Or he will sob a bit more?
he seemed totally adrift last year and, in one interview, mentioned loneliness affecting him so let's hope not

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

284 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Apache said:
he seemed totally adrift last year and, in one interview, mentioned loneliness affecting him so let's hope not
Meh.. All drivers have relationship issues.

DanDC5

19,991 posts

196 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Another Fanboy said:
Red Bull will be getting rid of Vettel next year, he keeps making too many mistakes and isn't quick enough, with Lewis in the car it'll be unbeatable.
Wannabe Pundit said:
Looking at all the data over testing to far it's clear to see that Hamilton is still someway behind Jenson, Vettel and Alonso at the moment. He needs to be quick but also know when to not try and overtake Massa....

Apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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TheHeretic said:
Apache said:
he seemed totally adrift last year and, in one interview, mentioned loneliness affecting him so let's hope not
Meh.. All drivers have relationship issues.
obviously, it affects his performance though and that's all I'm interested in

Mini1275

11,098 posts

211 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Apache said:
Apparently he is seeing Nicole again...so perhaps his mojo will be functioning this year
Hopefully, if he's happy then he drives well. That's a good thing for F1 in general in my opinion, he's probably the most exciting driver on the grid.

Wasn't he with her when he won the championship? She can't be too bad an influence.

I think we'll see a different Lewis in 2012. Vettel needs a challenger, now McLaren have to come up with the goods.

I'm looking forward to it smile.

Life Saab Itch

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217 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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I think Dan DC5 is the only person to truely understand this thread.

But in all fairness, plaigerising cosicaves posts under "wannabe pundit" is a bit below the belt. wink

Life Saab Itch

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Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Tinfoil Milliner said:
I heard that Ron Dennis is Lewis Hamilton's uncle (on his Dad's side) and that's the only reason that he got the job at McLaren.
Bigot Gordon said:
I hate Lewis. I can't give a reason, I just hate him. Grrrrr
Hard Of Thinking said:
Why is the McLaren nose so low? I reckon they've dropped a bk here. They'll be beaten by the HRT cars this year, you mark my words.

ZeeTacoe

5,444 posts

251 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Pistonheads said:
Whatever happens Ferrari were behind it.




Probably

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

181 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Lewis Hamilton's No. 1 Fan said:
I am Lewis's no. 1 fan as he is the greatest, but all I seem to be able to talk about is Jenson Button

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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The_Burg said:
What kind of 'sauce' did this come from? Was it Daddies?


HP - or probably BHP.

DanDC5

19,991 posts

196 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
I think Dan DC5 is the only person to truely understand this thread.

But in all fairness, plaigerising cosicaves posts under "wannabe pundit" is a bit below the belt. wink
I got my legal team to look into it before I posted, they confirmed there is no actual connection, merely similarities.
laugh

DanDC5

19,991 posts

196 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Bigot Gordon said:
I hate Lewis. I can't give a reason, I just hate him. Grrrrr
Troll said:
It's because he is black

Life Saab Itch

Original Poster:

37,069 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st February 2012
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Stephen Dolmio said:
Nothing is down to Ferrari. PH is wrong. Ferrari are always innocent, they have never done anything wrong. It's unprovable.

I know that's true because my mum is friends with the lady who lives across the road from Rufus Maxwell's Auntie.

Nothing is ever provable against Ferrari.
Bloke who watches Top Gear religiously said:
Senna is the best ever. It's true coz Lewis and Jezzaaaaaa said so.