Military Lads - any truth in this one?

Military Lads - any truth in this one?

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smootch

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61 posts

172 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Difficulties for soldiers on Ceremonial Duties
"I've got a mate who wet himself on public duties "Queen's Guard" at Windsor Castle. We was told the Queen wasn't in residence so there's only one guard required at each post and the guard roster was set up as a normal stag, then we got a phone call asking why we wasn't double tapping "double manning" because the Queen was in residence. Well, the guard commander started flapping and re jigged the stag list and had to put another man on each post to double tap but he completely ballsed up the stag list somehow and didnt relieve my mate who was bursting to go.... well you can guess the rest."

That was from the Oatcake forum.

Wonder if that's an occupational hazard for soldiers on ceremonial guard duty?

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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I find it hard to believe anyone in the Army would do this. Marines yes, in fact they probably wouldn't wait until they had no choice - they piss themselves for a £1 bet.

Pixel Pusher

10,197 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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I thought Double Tapping was shooting not guarding.


Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Pixel Pusher said:
I thought Double Tapping was shooting not guarding.
I thought it was something involving a lot of lube and a very broad-minded young lady.

Smiler.

11,752 posts

231 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Rawwr said:
Pixel Pusher said:
I thought Double Tapping was shooting not guarding.
I thought it was something involving a lot of lube and a very broad-minded young lady.
No, that's the Goose Step wink

Hoofy

76,566 posts

283 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Pixel Pusher said:
I thought Double Tapping was shooting not guarding.
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.

Pixel Pusher

10,197 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Hoofy said:
Pixel Pusher said:
I thought Double Tapping was shooting not guarding.
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
You may have said too much.

RTB for debriefing please.

matthias73

2,883 posts

151 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Hang on-

Normal stag, let's assume they are doing stints a few hours long between relief.

Guard commander flaps, puts an extra person on each post, but forgets to relieve the original chap who now has to stay on longer.

There's an extra guard on that post at this point, I'm inclined to believe the original guard would just take the second person as his relief, go to the bathroom and then return to double man the post.

staples230uk

172 posts

173 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Hoofy said:
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
Brilliant!!! Just spat coffee on my keyboard at that!! rofl

Disco You

3,687 posts

181 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Hoofy said:
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
Very good. laugh

Tor pedantry's sake, the men on the balcony were SAS though.

Pixel Pusher

10,197 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Disco You said:
Hoofy said:
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
Very good. laugh

Tor pedantry's sake, the men on the balcony were SAS though.
For even more pedantry's sake, he didn't say he was a man, he said he was a canoe.

wink

Hoofy

76,566 posts

283 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Disco You said:
Very good. laugh

Tor pedantry's sake, the men on the balcony were SAS though.
The punchline wouldn't work if I said I was in the SAS, you doofus.

matthias73

2,883 posts

151 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Can't believe I took this thread seriously, that canoe comment had me rolling on the floor.

Hahaha

smootch

Original Poster:

61 posts

172 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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matthias73 said:
Can't believe I took this thread seriously...
Oh cheers!

Rick_1138

3,691 posts

179 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Hoofy said:
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
What was the colour of the boat house at Hereford?....

Pixel Pusher

10,197 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Rick_1138 said:
What was the colour of the boat house at Hereford?....
Heerfud.


Ledaig

1,702 posts

263 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Rick_1138 said:
What was the colour of the boat house at Hereford?....
The same colour as the doors.

williamp

19,289 posts

274 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Disco You said:
Hoofy said:
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
Very good. laugh

Tor pedantry's sake, the men on the balcony were SAS though.
..and it was an MX5, not an MP5. Why would you use a Maclaren buggy??

Hoofy

76,566 posts

283 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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Rick_1138 said:
Hoofy said:
It is. When I was in the SBS, we were trained to double tap. Remember, shoot and move, as sarge used to say - avoid being a sitting duck. Good old MP5s. Reliable as anything. I was the second canoe on the balcony. That's all I'm saying.
What was the colour of the boat house at Hereford?....
Black. Everything's black. And we listened to The Cure the whole time.