Ridiculously ugly female dilemma
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About 8 years ago me and a a bunch of mates went away to Spain for a week. being young, naive, and generally pretty shy and drunk, I wasnt very succesful in the shagging stakes.
On the last night a female (if you could call her that) made it quite clear she was up for a fumble. I made it quite clear I wasnt interested, but my ates were egging me on "its the last night, go for it blah blah blah". Assuming it would take a good few years to overcome the mental stress and obvious photographic eveidence that woyuld accompany this, I was in 2 minds (sick I know)
What would you guys do? Accept you got no fanny for the week, or nail the munter and live with the abuse?
On the last night a female (if you could call her that) made it quite clear she was up for a fumble. I made it quite clear I wasnt interested, but my ates were egging me on "its the last night, go for it blah blah blah". Assuming it would take a good few years to overcome the mental stress and obvious photographic eveidence that woyuld accompany this, I was in 2 minds (sick I know)
What would you guys do? Accept you got no fanny for the week, or nail the munter and live with the abuse?
Colin_147 said:
About 8 years ago me and a a bunch of mates went away to Spain for a week. being young, naive, and generally pretty shy and drunk, I wasnt very succesful in the shagging stakes.
On the last night a female (if you could call her that) made it quite clear she was up for a fumble. I made it quite clear I wasnt interested, but my ates were egging me on "its the last night, go for it blah blah blah". Assuming it would take a good few years to overcome the mental stress and obvious photographic eveidence that woyuld accompany this, I was in 2 minds (sick I know)
What would you guys do? Accept you got no fanny for the week, or nail the munter and live with the abuse?
Do you normally bang ugly women?? On the last night a female (if you could call her that) made it quite clear she was up for a fumble. I made it quite clear I wasnt interested, but my ates were egging me on "its the last night, go for it blah blah blah". Assuming it would take a good few years to overcome the mental stress and obvious photographic eveidence that woyuld accompany this, I was in 2 minds (sick I know)
What would you guys do? Accept you got no fanny for the week, or nail the munter and live with the abuse?
My guess would be yes.
arryb said:
ETA - I would have run away - fast
Edited by arryb on Wednesday 15th October 09:58
Seriously, if its been bothering you for 8 years, I'm going to assume you haven't been that successful since. Get down the pub tonight and pick up a presentable s
g, or go hire an Escort or something.Edited by Badgerboy on Wednesday 15th October 10:02
You got her pregnant didn't you?
She has finally tracked you down with her uber ugly 'love spawn' hasn't she?
You are trying to find a way to explain the monstrosity in your living room clutching said 'love spawn' to your OH aren't you?
Good luck my good man.
Good luck...
She has finally tracked you down with her uber ugly 'love spawn' hasn't she?
You are trying to find a way to explain the monstrosity in your living room clutching said 'love spawn' to your OH aren't you?
Good luck my good man.
Good luck...
Edited by bob1179 on Wednesday 15th October 10:04
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