Trolley driveby's in supermarkets
Trolley driveby's in supermarkets
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DennisTheMenace

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15,605 posts

297 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Now this is childish i will admit it stright away . It's normaly something you do with mates , try and drop extras in thier trolley without getting noticed .
well tonight i was doing my shopping and stumbled across a couple that had the most rancid body odour ever.
Morrisons are going to have to bin all the fresh stuff they walked past they stank so much a skunk would be ashamed , around the corner was the toiletries isle , so i stacked up with a few cans of lynx's finest and a few roll on's and kept my distance waiting for the right time to strike ,
we got to the drinks section after a while and while they were looking for what cider to by i made my strike , roughly 6 cans of lynx and 4 roll on's ,managed to get them slighly hidden under the walkers bag o crisps , then like a ninja doing its shopping carried on getting my bits and bobs .

Wish i had got to see them at the checkout hehe

Remember kids its not big or clever.

edited becuase the keyboard is knackered !

Edited by DennisTheMenace on Friday 28th November 21:42

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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hehe I like that idea biggrin

miniman

30,054 posts

291 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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rofl Good skills

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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You'd enjoy shopping in a supermarket with minimax, even with his barefeet.

elster

17,517 posts

239 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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DennisTheMenace said:
Remember kids its not big or clever.
No but it is damn funny!

This sounds like a great hobby.

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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DennisTheMenace said:
i stacked up with a few cans of lynx's finest and a few roll on's and kept my distance waiting for the right time to strike ,

we got to the drinks section after a while and while they were looking for what cider to by i made my strike , roughly 6 cans of lynx and 4 roll on's ,managed to get them slighly hidden under the walkers bag o crisps , then like a ninja doing its shopping carried on getting my bits and bobs .

Wish i had got to see them at the checkout hehe

Remember kids its not big or clever.
Childish (or amusing to men smile )
Would have been better with a video biggrin

RadoVR6

1,210 posts

235 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Why did you not hang around to watch them go through the tills?

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.

Standby & watch the confusion set in.

Vipers

33,503 posts

257 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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I sat down in a hospital today for a rest, the guy next to mext to me stank of smoke, so bad I had to move away from in. Really just orrible.

Where I work, the hospital is just over the road, so I often nip over there for a cup of tea etc during my lunch break.


smile

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.

Standby & watch the confusion set in.
How long before men get barred from Supermarkets?
There is a post somewhere on PH about blokes playing up in Tescos.

DennisTheMenace

Original Poster:

15,605 posts

297 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.

Standby & watch the confusion set in.
hehe Brilliant , im going to remember to do that next time some old bint leaves the trolley in the middle of the isle .


edited to save me throwing my keyboard out the window .

Edited by DennisTheMenace on Friday 28th November 21:48

satchbot

1,916 posts

225 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Your ninja skills are most commendable bow

ChrisRS

1,787 posts

246 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.

Standby & watch the confusion set in.
I do this, you need to be quick, but it's a right laugh.

(I'm so childish!)

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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ChrisRS said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.

Standby & watch the confusion set in.
I do this, you need to be quick, but it's a right laugh.

(I'm so childish!)
Or a bloke!

ShadownINja

80,060 posts

311 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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satchbot said:
Your ninja skills are most commendable bow
yes

Brilliant.

"'Ere, luv, what's this for???"
"Dunnaaa. Sounds like some fancy booze. Look, it's got alcohol in it."

JDMTim

1,138 posts

250 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Who knew shopping could be so much fun? biggrin

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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JDMTim said:
Who knew shopping could be so much fun? biggrin
Not sure where it is (maybe in SC joke thread?) why a husband was barred from Tesco's?

BlueCello

6,225 posts

236 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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You are contributing to the wellbeing of man kind smile Well done. No one wants to be around smelly fatties.

triggersbroom

2,752 posts

233 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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God, I haven't done that for years! Well done mate, you have just stirred the teenager within me again, which is far better than a depressed thirtysomething!

I'm doing Morrisons tomorrow. It'll be busy, so lots of confusion heh heh! nuts

If I get nabbed, I'll just whistle

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

228 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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hehe That's my supermarket trips lasting longer than usual next time.

I did kind of expect more of the overtaking while walking thread type nuttyness.

Anyway, while we are on things men do in supermarkets, does anyone else drift the turns with their trolley?