Bi-Curious

[madcop]

I have been to several of these 'cruises' and indeed there is a lot of 'totty' but and a BIG BUT it is the sort of totty that you would associate with the sorts of motors that appear. Looks racy on the outside but empty of anything powerful on the inside. More comfortable with a BIG MAC than a evening in a nice restaurant. No more than eye candy from about 50yards.

NO WAT I MEEN

[Roadrunner]

I think you should turn up in your tvr's and cream off the finest young ladies. The engine vibrations should get them in the mood. Not much point hanging around to swill secondhand warm cider and gawp at rusty festers.

[GregE240]

quote:

Greg scored the concience vote from his comments in "Someone Fancies you.."

Only because my missus is bound to stumble on here at some time or other. But, I stand by my sentiments - you don't sh1t on yer own doorstep. And more to the point, you don't get bloody caught.

[Gaffer]

I could infiltrate the girls and find out what they see in the Maxers.

Oh yea and don't forget if you girls are with a bloke he automatically becomes fair game for all the other girlies.

At least that what I found.

Claire

[CarZee]

quote:Fab, get off here and do some proper work, and immediately the site intellect starts knifing you one

Moral: Don't do work, but monitor PH so your reputation stays thoroughly intact.

Sir, sir, CarZee's pickin on me an.. an.. I'm jus' trying to do me work.. wah..

[mondeoman]

quote:
I could infiltrate the girls and find out what they see in the Maxers.

Oh yea and don't forget if you girls are with a bloke he automatically becomes fair game for all the other girlies.

At least that what I found.

Claire

ooh go on then. Inside information is always useful before a dawn patrol....

[mondeoman]

quote:
I have been to several of these 'cruises' and indeed there is a lot of 'totty' but and a BIG BUT it is the sort of totty that you would associate with the sorts of motors that appear. Looks racy on the outside but empty of anything powerful on the inside. More comfortable with a BIG MAC than a evening in a nice restaurant. No more than eye candy from about 50yards.

NO WAT I MEEN

PERFECT!! Up for just about anything and a cheap date too

Reckon my carbohydrates and protein taste better than McDonalds too......

>> Edited by mondeoman on Thursday 4th July 12:39

[CarZee]

quote:ooh go on then. Inside information is always useful before a dawn patrol....

Are they all called dawn then? I was expecting at least one Sharon and a couple of Donnas

[Gaffer]

Ok - just let me get the lastest copy of MaxPower and I will read the girls answer section so I know what I am up against.

Ok I need the following: leather trousers, crop top and wonderbra, then its a trip down to Boots to buy loads of blue eyeshadow and false eyelashes, although I draw the line at getting my bellybutton pierced.

Anything else apart from the chewing gum and a vacant expression.

Claire

[mattjbatch]

quote: Not much point hanging around to... gawp at rusty festers.

Hey there's nowt wrong with rusty festers

[jeremyc]

quote:Anything else apart from the chewing gum and a vacant expression.

A lobotomy should do nicely madam

[mondeoman]

quote:

Ok I need the following: leather trousers, crop top and wonderbra, then its a trip down to Boots to buy loads of blue eyeshadow and false eyelashes, although I draw the line at getting my bellybutton pierced.

Send me the bill and a cheque'll be in the post pronto (no, really, it will!)

[fatsteve]

On the women front, why not send the wifes / partners down there with our Tiv's / mota's . Should make these dickless twats feel abit.. er.. more dickless?

Finally got mine driving the Tiv, what a fecking laugh, talk about goading, "no dear, thats C2 GT, you won't beat that one"

Steve

[Gaffer]

quote:

quote:Anything else apart from the chewing gum and a vacant expression.

A lobotomy should do nicely madam

Thats probably taking it a bit too far, give me a few drinks and I can probably do a fair impression.

[apache]

quote:
Ok - just let me get the lastest copy of MaxPower and I will read the girls answer section so I know what I am up against.

Ok I need the following: leather trousers, crop top and wonderbra, then its a trip down to Boots to buy loads of blue eyeshadow and false eyelashes, although I draw the line at getting my bellybutton pierced.

Anything else apart from the chewing gum and a vacant expression.

Claire

a photo would be nice

[raceboy]

Is it because it's summer or something, every thread seems to end up discussing how to get layed
Not that I'm complaining

>> Edited by raceboy on Thursday 4th July 12:59

[Gaffer]

I haven't got any decent ones of me now, the best one was from a few years back (when I was 24).

Even I fancied me in that one.

[apache]

lets be avin it then!

[raceboy]

You've been hanging around with Flasher to long
But come on then lets have a look

[Richard92c2]

quote:
I consider myself fully qualified to inspect rust.

Is the "B" on your keyboard broken? Here use mine.

Bust