Sudanese man marries goat !!
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Saddle bum said:The real question is "was the goat horny"?.
( dont' know whether he used the missionary or doggy ( goatee ? ) position though )
I'm reliably informed by a number of Welsh associates that the only way to make love to a sheep (so I'm assuming it's the same for a goat) is with the aid of a pair of wellington boots.
Sliding the sheep's rear legs into your wellington boots, you can put the front legs over your shoulders and thus have clear access to all that's needed and keep your hands free.
Alternatively, you can turn the sheep around and put the front feet over a low wall. Again, this leaves your hands free and everything in the right place.
They tell me, though, that if you use the second method, you miss out on all the kissing.
(I'll get me coat)
You are behind the times, Taffy uses Vecro fronted Wellies, these days.
denbeer said:
( dont' know whether he used the missionary or doggy ( goatee ? ) position though )
I'm reliably informed by a number of Welsh associates that the only way to make love to a sheep (so I'm assuming it's the same for a goat) is with the aid of a pair of wellington boots.
Sliding the sheep's rear legs into your wellington boots, you can put the front legs over your shoulders and thus have clear access to all that's needed and keep your hands free.
Alternatively, you can turn the sheep around and put the front feet over a low wall. Again, this leaves your hands free and everything in the right place.
They tell me, though, that if you use the second method, you miss out on all the kissing.
(I'll get me coat)
You are behind the times, Taffy uses Vecro fronted Wellies, these days.
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